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This is a podcast about stand up comedy mainly around the Tucson, AZ area. We'll be telling funny stories, doing weird interviews and wait for it... barfing up JOKES?! We're also empowering women and LGBTQI+ folks of all stripes to find the funniest part of themselves or the sluttiest...and share it with the world!
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Hey unicorn friends welcome to the very first episode of the Laughing Unicorn. This is a whole new show, focusing on all kinds of comedy happening around Tucson and who knows maybe beyond. On March 5th I went to the Lady Haha (https://www.ladyhahacomedy.com/ ) Open Mic Night over at Club Congress. A couple of very kind comics talked to me to help me out with the show and to get this thing off the ground. Thank you so much Emily and Debbie MG (@isemilyfunny and @debbiemg59 on Instagram)!!! And just so you know, if you want to get in on the Lady Haha open mic action, there’s another one happening this Tuesday at Club Congress, on March 26th at 7pm, sign ups start at 6pm.Hey, did you know I’m a fan of anyone who can make me laugh and did you also know that I have incredibly low standards? Just hit me up on Instagram @robynserlin. If you can breathe and say a few words out loud, congratulations! You qualify to be on my show!WARNING: This show is intended only for listeners over the age of 18. Underage listening may cause you to disappoint your parents by becoming a comedian. Thank you and enjoy the show.
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Just a quick update. Everything is good with me, just working on some new content and did some major spring cleaning with the show.
Hey Unicorn friends! It's been a long road exploring this wild lifestyle and after giving things some thought, I've decided to take the show in a completely new direction. I'm currently working on recording the new content so please be patient. Thank you! Important note, to support the new content and give it a consistent feel, I will be deleting old episodes very shortly. Please listen to any remaining episodes very soon because I can't wait to revive this show and get started making fresh new content! A HUGE THANK YOU again to all the listeners out there for your amazing support over the years!!! Stay tuned! :-)
Hello unicorn friends! Join the party as we trek to a sexy luau-themed event, hosted by the SLS.com group "Wild n Free in Tucson", which happened on 6/24/2023! All audio for this episode was recorded LIVE as it happened at the party. Special guests for this week include another unicorn and single guy, PLUS a super-awesome appearance from the world of podcasting, @beebarracuda of the #BarracudaLifePodcast on the STEREO app. https://stereo.com/u/m21vJfRzGxhpEnjoy the show! DM me on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr
1Welcome back unicorn friends! This episode is has me recounting to Snuggly Dave the details about a sexy romp that went a little sideways initially, but worked out in the end. Bring your strap, and get ready to dig deep into this one! Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr
Hey listeners we’re baaaack! I was taking some time off from the show, but this week we are back with an amazing revival! D tells us about her first experience with a professional lesbian domme. No spoilers, but let’s just say when it comes to being a disciplinarian Miss Chris doesn’t fuck around! Learn how you can get in touch with this amazing artist and let her turn your ass into a gorgeous canvas of welts, bruises and fiery red sensations!Oh and that photo you’re seeing for this episode? That’s Miss Chris. She is not going to tolerate you being a naughty disobedient slut who can’t focus. So be a good little listener and pay attention while I pour salaciously sexy words into your insatiable earhole. YOU WILL OBEY. Shoutout to my listeners... CoolHandLou, YOU'RE #1 awesome, thanks for all your support!!!
Hello Unicorn lovers! This week I went to a Meet & Greet to hang out with sexy lifestyle friends. We talked about all the naughty debauchery we've been up to lately and reminisced about the good old days when all you needed to do to win a Halloween contest at a sex party was to show off your cooter! (duration 25 minutes) Later in the episode I was hanging around at home by myself, not doing much. I checked a silently-blocked spam call on my phone's voicemail. It was an invitation to speak with a 'medical representative' which naturally, I found intriguing. I usually ignore the spam calls but this time I decided things were going to be different. I decided to fight their spam with a little spam of my own, and I was determined to get my medical questions answered. It's double the fun when the spammer is selling 'female sexual enhancement', Viagra and Cialis! Buckle up folks, this the long, hard, UNCUT version of my sexy spamming extravaganza!!! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
This is the second half of all LIVE recording from the ABC "Anything But Clothes" lifestyle party down in Sierra Vista, AZ, put on by excellent hosts from the SLS group, Sierra Erotic XXXcitement. If you've ever wanted a taste of what people talk about at a sex party, you've cum to the right place. Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
Ever wonder what lifestyle people talk about at sex parties? You're about to find out. 100% of this audio is recorded from the ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party recently put on by the sexy group, Sierra Vista XXXcitement on SLS.com. This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for the second half! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
I was dumped onto the bed, and Lori sat on my legs, tickling me, while Kim and Nancy began tying my hands to the headboard. I was laughing and struggling, and a little bit goofy from the joints. I didn't notice anything really weird until I realized both my legs were also tied up, to the bottom bedposts.Nancy picked up a bowl of fruit, and fed me a strawberry. It was cold, and sweet, so I ate it. I figured this was some sort of "rite" that they were doing to me, so I didn't resist. Nancy sat next to me on the bed, as naked as I, feeding me orange slices, apple pieces, strawberries, grapes and the like. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the show, I met up with Mrs. "Tall Hottie Lady" and Mr. "Xmas Sweater" at the local watering hole. Just as the Mr. stepped away to get drinks, that was when we started talking about the Mrs. hot first-time girl-on-girl experience with me, back in episode 183 (fast forward to the last 20 minutes of episode). No spoilers...but she kinda liked it...A LOT. ;-). Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
"So, how does it feel to have guys looking at you and wanting to be with you every second of the day, when you’re out an about?" I asked Connie. She smiles at me, "You know when you come home sometimes and my pussy is all wet and I need you to fuck me?", she asks me. I said yes. "Well, it’s like that, I get all moist and feel sexy. It makes me feel like fucking. Unless the looks are just creepy guys that make me feel uncomfortable. "Oh, I see now!" I laugh, "Men eye-fucking you makes you horny. So, with that logic, all I need to do to get you in the mood is to show you off a bit, and presto, the men’s stares get you hot, and I get laid, win, win!" I say. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
I'm out again in another sleazy redneck bar, what fun; sarcasm even in my mind, it figures. Well, what else; I'm a sex addict, tried treatment, was told it was a compulsive problem, there is no cure and the only way to control it is better will power. Yes, tell someone who has a compulsive problem to control their compulsion, sure, and maybe someone stranded in the desert can control the their thirst for water, idiots! So, here I am prowling, hopefully I'll find something to whet my appetite. I know I don't look too bad for 32, 5'5", 120 lbs., firm C-cup chest, green eyes and shoulder length wavy blonde hair...Yes, I like women too, no need to discriminate, man or woman; sex is sex to me. (story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode I get some sexy girlfriends together for a "Lesbian Leprechaun" girl party. Show me your shamrock ladies! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
I've been in the lifestyle for years now and in many ways I thought I'd seen it all...that is, until this episode. When newbie couples start looking for sexy fun, they often turn to more experienced couples to help them navigate the confusing and unpredictable landscape of non-monogamous sex. They're looking for guidance and protection from creepy predators. I had the good fortune to meet one such couple. They shared their story about how they did this very thing, and we all got one hell of a surprise none of us even contemplated! ...And at the end of the episode, get ready for an incredible EARgasm when I introduce my infamous "Mister T" vibrator to the very sensual and naughty female half! Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
We were both laying in darkness and I felt my pussy start to tingle. I moved my hand between my legs and caressed my clit. I imagined the feeling of Brad's cock slipping up me and put a finger inside. I felt Jill's weight on the bed and felt her slip under the covers beside me. Tell me how we're going to seduce your mates so we can all fuck together. I moved my hand from between my legs and rolled on my side towards her. Well we both know that any sale takes place from the buyer's point of need, and that the best sales strategy always gets the customer to chase the sale... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode I met up with a couple of sexy friends for a play session. In between naughty fun, I asked them a question: How do you help a newbie couple feel more comfortable with sexy lifestyle experiences? Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
To begin with, it was an off night for me to attend a lifestyle party because my va-jay-jay was "down for maintenance", but I decided to go anyway. On top of that, I was already figuring there would be mostly dudes, but on the other hand, I was excited about the prospect of watching some super hot man-on-man action. And who knows... Maybe I could make something happen? Something did happen... and it was not what I expected! Write to us on Twitter or SLS.com. @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
Greg is showing me albums of boudoir style photography that he has done with other women. They range from mildly suggestive shots of blushing brides-to-be showing a hint of cleavage or ass to fully naked pictures of girls wearing nothing but their veil and tiara. After checking that I am not easily shocked or offended, he shows me another album, which he says is becoming an even bigger trend amongst couples. I flick through the pages and blush as I realize that all of the pictures are of people having sex. The shots are classy and artistic, mostly black and white, but all highly erotic. I pause on a picture of a girl about my age who is wearing nothing but a masquerade mask and giving her partner a blowjob. It’s a stunning image, and I can feel myself becoming moist as I study it... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter and SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsntucson @unicornreport
"Let him fuck your mouth, you little slut. Take it all, Bitch." I pushed her head forward and John’s cock slid nearly all the way to the back of her throat. He began to pump harder and faster, causing her to gag a little. She pushed her ass back into me as John grabbed the back of her head and held her tight. With one hand on her hip, I placed my other hand between her legs. The crotch of her pants was sopping wet as I rubbed and squeezed her poor aching pussy through her jeans. She moaned and gagged on John’s cock as he began to breathe heavily; both of his hands still on the back of her head. I knew that look on his face. The first time always comes the quickest... (story courtesy of SLS.com) AND later in the episode is a quick audio recording with my nearest and dearest sexy lifestyle friends, who I've known for years. If you're gonna have an orgy, do it with your besties! Plus some fan mail! Write to us on Twitter & SLS.com @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son
Does my husband secretly want to share me with his friends, to let other men stick their cocks in me, fuck me? Was this something he desired but was too afraid to approach me with? The more I thought on this more my need for answers grew. I needed to find the answers. And how would I feel, if I learned he indeed wanted to share me with other men? Can a man love a woman and watch her cum on the head of another man's cock? How would I feel sucking another dick in front of my husband, for my husband, I wondered... PLUS LIVE audio from a lifestyle NYE party! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
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