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Lawn & Disorder

Lawn & Disorder
Author: Karen Morgan & Jim Colliton
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© Karen Morgan & Jim Colliton 2020
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Jim Colliton & Karen Morgan are both married (not to each other) with 3 children and 1 retrieving dog each. When they aren't touring with their live comedy show, they are at home just trying to survive the suburbs. Here they give real-life advice on marriage, parenting, and proper avoidance of household chores.
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Summer, Bears, Heat Waves and Broken Clavicle's
L&D breaks down the great month of May, Mother's days, pollen and college kids coming home.
The Masters, Easter and freezing at Kids spring games. Its the April Episode of Lawn and Disorder.
Boiled dinner, mud season and Irish bread. Everything March has to offer is in this episode of Lawn and Disorder.
Karen and Jim try to find joy in this small cold month they call February.
In this first episode of 2021, Karen and Jim talk about New years resolutions, making lists, and setting goals for the new year.
It is an awful holiday, Karen and Jim breakdown New years eve and 2020.
Burning dogs, Needle-nose pliers, being left at midnight mass. It is the Christmas episode on Lawn and Disorder.
In this episode, Karen and Jim discuss things you don't really need. Like ice rocks, expensive underwear, and anything from Vineyard Vines.
This episode is dedicated to winter, igloo parties, and buying the correct footwear. Don't worry about what you look like it's winter.
In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all their Thanksgiving traditions. Killing dear, driving a hearse, and skiing behind a tractor.
Karen and Jim cover high school years, what they liked what they remember, and how to get your children through high school.
Teaching kids to drive, driving with your spouse, road rage. It's all in this episode. Please don't listen while driving. No, don't be silly you can listen while driving.
Candy, costumes, and cocktails. It's all in this episode. Don't spend too much money on your kid's costume and please don't try to be the sexiest Mom trick or treating... it's not about you
If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you know what old school parenting is all about. Jim and Karen breakdown punishment and not having issues.
In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all the jobs they have done over the years. And why it is so important to get young kids working at some type of job.
In this episode, Karen and Jim answer all the questions that have come in over the past few months. Childcare, relationships all problems are solved in this episode.
Middle school, braces, B.O and mean kids. Jim and Karen breakdown the middle school years in this episode.
Not your Children other people's children. Some are great some are a nightmare. Karen and Jim tell you what to look for and how to avoid the awful children.
If you are getting into the kid business you will have to deal with sick kids. It's not pretty or easy but it comes with the job. Karen and Jim share some of their sick kid stories in this episode.