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Author: Karen Morgan & Jim Colliton

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Jim Colliton & Karen Morgan are both married (not to each other) with 3 children and 1 retrieving dog each. When they aren't touring with their live comedy show, they are at home just trying to survive the suburbs. Here they give real-life advice on marriage, parenting, and proper avoidance of household chores.
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Summer, Bears, Heat Waves and Broken Clavicle's  
Lawn and Disorder: May

Lawn and Disorder: May

2021-05-2432:44

L&D breaks  down the great month of May, Mother's days, pollen and college kids coming home.
The Masters, Easter and freezing at Kids spring games. Its the April Episode of Lawn and Disorder.
Boiled dinner, mud season and Irish bread.  Everything March has to offer is in this episode of Lawn and Disorder. 
Karen and Jim try to find joy in this small cold month they call February.
In this first episode of 2021, Karen and Jim talk about New years resolutions, making lists, and setting goals for the new year.
New Years Eve

New Years Eve

2021-01-0135:13

It is an awful holiday, Karen and Jim breakdown New years eve and 2020.
Christmas

Christmas

2020-12-2340:22

Burning dogs, Needle-nose pliers, being left at midnight mass.  It is the Christmas episode on Lawn and Disorder.  
Things You Don't Need

Things You Don't Need

2020-12-1839:49

In this episode, Karen and Jim discuss things you don't really need.  Like ice rocks, expensive underwear, and anything from Vineyard Vines.  
Winter

Winter

2020-12-0636:39

This episode is dedicated to winter,  igloo parties, and buying the correct footwear. Don't worry about what you look like it's winter.
Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

2020-11-2535:30

In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all their Thanksgiving traditions. Killing dear, driving a hearse, and skiing behind a tractor.
High School

High School

2020-11-1837:40

Karen and Jim cover high school years, what they liked what they remember, and how to get your children through high school. 
Driving

Driving

2020-11-1234:37

Teaching kids to drive, driving with your spouse, road rage.  It's all in this episode.  Please don't listen while driving.  No, don't be silly you can listen while driving.   
Halloween

Halloween

2020-10-2832:23

Candy, costumes, and cocktails.  It's all in this episode.  Don't spend too much money on your kid's costume and please don't try to be the sexiest Mom trick or treating... it's not about you   
Old School Parenting

Old School Parenting

2020-10-2236:06

If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you know what old school parenting is all about.  Jim and Karen breakdown punishment and not having issues.  
Jobs

Jobs

2020-10-1444:48

In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all the jobs they have done over the years.  And why it is so important to get young kids working at some type of job.  
Q & A Episode

Q & A Episode

2020-10-0742:57

In this episode, Karen and Jim answer all the questions that have come in over the past few months.  Childcare, relationships all problems are solved in this episode. 
Middle school, braces, B.O and mean kids.  Jim and Karen breakdown the middle school years in this episode.    
Not your Children other people's children.  Some are great some are a nightmare.  Karen and Jim tell you what to look for and how to avoid the awful children.   
If you are getting into the kid business you will have to deal with sick kids.  It's not pretty or easy but it comes with the job.  Karen and Jim share some of their sick kid stories in this episode.  
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