Leave A Message with Ally & G

No one mourns the Wicked! Good news! You can decide who in this duo is Elphaba and who is Glinda, but either way, Ally & G are donning their metaphorical capes and mustering up all of the magic to help the Gallies as they navigate life at this Dear Old Shiz. On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're talking the three C's: camel toes, coping with break-ups and complicated sexual desires. Does your partner fit into a stereotypical trope? Or, are you struggling to control your hormones, with a partner who isn't on the same wavelength as you? Plus - in our very own I'm Not That Girl moment - Ally & G help a Gally as they navigate their first break-up. This episode might make literally no reference to Wicked... but did that stop us when writing this description? No! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a traitor in the midst... a serial offender who can't be trusted. But, do you confront them or keep your enemies nearby? No, this isn't an episode of a hit TV game show... it's Leave A Message! On this weeks episode, Ally & G don their monocle and flat cap and help a Gally who doesn't know how to deal with the betrayal that is a friendship traitor. Plus, what do you do if you find yourself stuck in the middle of someone else's love triangle?! You've got to get it sorted before things get spooky... From the boundaries of girl code to friends dating an ex, Ally & G are once again showing that when there's something strange in your neighbour, you've got to leave a message. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life is full of difficult situations and tough calls to make. Do you struggle with bad body image days? Wondering if you should reveal a harsh truth to someone close to you? Questioning whether you can stay friends with someone whose political views clash with your core values? Ally & G are turning Agony Aunt on this episode of Leave A Message as they dish out tips to boost self-confidence, how to navigating friendships across differing belief systems, and making the right decisions for your well-being. It's nearly the end of the year... if we don't start working on ourselves now, we're doomed for next year! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOO! No, that's not the sound of the ex that's ghosted you... it's the 2024 Halloween Special of Leave A Message! Ally & G are in full witch attire (watch YouTube if you don't believe us!) as they navigate haunted houses, mixed signals and even a kleptomaniac! This episode is scarier than Paranormal Activity, with only slightly less regret than SAW. Are ghosts real? Are you right if you're superstitious of spiders? Are psychics to be believed or feared? As if the real world isn't hard enough to understand, we're diving into the unexplainable mysteries of the supernatural world. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This podcast isn't a true crime show (yet)... but this week's episode features a criminal revelation, so maybe we're half-way there?! On this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G dig into more of the Gally's voice messages - from a Nan's questionable boyfriend to criminal convictions. What is the line between the truth and a lie in a relationship? How should you vet somebody to make sure you're safe around them? Plus want to know what happens if you actually take advice from this podcast? We have the real-life consequences, all packed within! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you through with standing in line to clubs you'll never get in? Well, this is Leave A Message, a club you never have to stand in line for because in the club, we all fam. On this weeks episode, Ally & G are exploring the wrong side of romance: from obsessive behaviours to setting boundaries within a relationship, and how to deal with unwanted advances. They also discuss the ethics of consuming porn whilst in a relationship... is it time to end the OnlyFans subscription? If we can learn one thing from this episode it's this: respect your boundaries, communicate directly and - most importantly - follow and subscribe for more. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dating a friend... is it a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster? Ally & G are donning their monocles and deerstalker hats to solve the crime of the century: potentially breaking up the friend group! From the complexities of dating within the friend group to dealing with unexpected romantic advances... and what do you do if your friends partner is acting inappropriately? This weeks episode of Leave A Message is full of personal stories, secret admirers and slimy boyfriends... plus a Question of the Week about shooting your shot (and dealing with the consequences). Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boys and Gallies, wanna hear a true story? Ally & G were at this real wild party, they were chatting and causing up a fuss about a toxic relationship and sibling dynamics, huh? *Record Scratch* OK no more City High... it's a brand new episode of Leave A Message! As our slightly-decent lyrics suggest, this week Ally & G are talking about the experience of being an only child, how to handle a friends-with-benefits situation... and how to manage a friend's potentially toxic relationship. They also discuss an embarrassing holiday mishap involving a dislodged IUD (ocuh!). At the end of our episode: Would you relocate for love? Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode of Leave A Message contains descriptions of harassment and scenes which some listeners might find uncomfortable. Listener discretion is advised. What happens when shenanigans become a problem? Well Gallies, this weeks episode of Leave A Message contains all of the usual hijinks - but with some added life lessons... more so than usual. After navigating the usual barrage of celebrity gossip, Ally & G are tackling how to handle complex and uncomfortable experiences. From the nuances of maintaining boundaries in friendships to staying away from unrequited advances and handling toxic behaviour from friends... if you thought your friendship group had issues, check out this lot! Plus, Ally & G explore what to do if you ever need to tackle rumours with your friends... Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever wanted a specific bag so much that you jump on your podcast and ask your loyal listeners for a discount code? Well, sign us up because if you have the discount code for the Jigsaw Heckfield Suede Tote we want to hear from you! Aside from shopping desires, on this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're telling tales of complex friendships, bizarre love gestures (beans!) and the critical importance of intuition. Along the way, we meet our friends: pathological lying and romantic pursuits! It's a bit The Wizard of Oz, if the yellow brick road was lined with accusations and deceit instead of munchkins. And in our Question of the Week, Ally & G want to know if you have sex on the first date. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brat Summer is well and truly over, Ally & G are back from their many holidays and we're left feeling an emptiness that is only too familiar. Did the Summer solve our relationship woes? Have we come out the other side with the love of our life in hand and a restored trust in men, society and dairy? NO! On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're busting through the post-Summer rustiness by connecting with the Gallies and solving more dilemmas! From dealing with an ex who pens disparaging remarks in his journal to the complications of political disparities in romantic relationships, Ally & G talk about the importance of shared values, workplace dynamics and how to introduce partners to parents. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's just 23 weeks until Valentine's Day (at the time of release) and love is already in the air! Get ready for cuffing season... and in this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are dealing with more than one type of cuffs! From workplace romances to dating someone in a shaky marriage, dealing with lingering crushes and... a phone call with the police? We're find love in all the wrong places, but what else can you expect?! We're just girls!! With a sprinkling of practical advice on moving on from unrequited love to dealing with biological changes - by the time cupid comes along, we'll be all loved up. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars? We're excited to start dishing right now... (sorry, that was the worst one yet!). But anyway, Ally & G are back with another episode of Leave A Message and, yes, it includes a momentary B.o.B sing-a-long. From the trials of long-distance relationships and awkward family vacations to unexpected encounters in public pools and the tragic tale of smuggling a passport-less relative back from France... this weeks episode might read more like an episode of the News At Ten, but we promise these are all stories from the Gallies! Strap in, buckle up your seatbelt, because we're going on a coach ride to humiliation! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here at Leave A Message we like to think of ourselves as the foremost experts in sniffing BS and saying it how it is. And guess what Gallies, this week is no different! What do you do when a date turns into a double date, and that double date becomes incredibly awkward? We have the answer. And how would you navigate BETRAYAL via Instagram? We're coming in clutch. From disappointing sex weekends to a thorough investigation of ethical non-monogamy, Brat Girl Summer is out and Sherlock Summer is in as we sort the truth from the... not truth. Plus hear about the mystery of the lost mattress... it really is that thrilling! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Wedding Season and the nuptials have hit Leave A Message! No, Ally & G aren't getting committed by wedlock, but they are exploring the Gallies dilemmas on matrimony in this weeks episode! Have you ever wanted to get married in ski season? Hint: Don't. And how would you handle an ex at a wedding? We're going from "I Do" to "Oh Hell No" as we navigate everything from the weird to the down right awkward. Yes, we're talking wedding vows, awkward invites and essential etiquette. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When is the right time to accept that a friendship is... over? On this weeks episode of Leave A Message the bestest friends in the whole world, Ally & G, are helping the Gallies navigate some of the friendship world's toughest dilemmas! From the challenge of sustaining a friendship through life's many changes, to an Eras Tour-related group fallout and the awkwardness of pretending to be friends - if you don't leave this episode as a better friend, then that's truly on you babe. We've got all of this plus the bravery of responding to cat callers and the Question of the Week is all about when to say 'I Love You'. Well, we're not afraid to say: WE LOVE YOU! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If this weeks episode of Leave A Message was written by a poet, it would be Shakespeare because we're asking all of the big ones: ta-too or not-ta-too... that is the question. It's an international affair as G comes back from Bali and we talk about navigating relationships whilst travelling the world, when is the right time to arrive at the airport and, of course, all of the mishaps along the way. Plus we ask: to accept or not accept (an Instagram request from an ex's new partner)? Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really! We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge. Plus an encounter with multiple revelations via a Snapchat mishap! This week's lads are no Travis Kelce, sadly. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Four days might not sound like a lot, but for Ally & G the past week has felt like being in a long-distance relationship! That making this weeks episode of Leave A Message a long-time-coming reunion. When it comes to the dishes being served by the Gallies - we're asking: What do you call it when you and your partners parents fall in love and get married? And if that wasn't wild enough, how about faking a pregnancy to trap your teenage boyfriend in the relationship? As always, there's nothing off limits on Leave A Message! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Haven't you heard? It's a ratboy summer! And one of the gallies certainly has a ratboy on her hands on this weeks episode of Leave A Message. Ally & G are your sea men navigating the rarely charted waters of relationship woes - from married cheaters to difficult in-laws... and what to do about reclaiming money after a break-up (hint: your Dad might need to get involved). Plus we chase all of that down with a special note on how space affects the human body... Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices