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Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell!

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For our 2024 Christmas Special, we're joined by our Christmas Correspondent Dave Bulmer! As we pitch some Christmas Home Invasion movies this week (yes it is a genre). Other films we pitch are: "Protect the Presidents Presents" and "All I want for Christmas is the Crown Jewels"
This week we were joined by Sash to pitch some shlocky hallmark "xmas slurry". At the height of the Cold War, the two people on opposing sides in charge of the tech behind launching deadly missiles have stumbled upon some bugs in the code, the problem? They need each others help to solve it, but will their engagement stay professional as the pressure mounts? Other titles pitched: Last Train Before Xmas The War on Xmas
We pitch a film about a big character clown hitman and play around with some new equipment.
We pitch some big character comedies this week. Other film pitches include: "Twidly Brent the Flexible Gent" and "The Funniest Feller in T'Factory"
We pitch an ancient world adventure in which WE are the ancient world, and chat about the genre a bunch. We also receive a lovely message from Ross_Originals in which he presents his favourite bits of shows past.
This week we delve into the past with Ancient World Adventure movies! The new kid in town (Timothee Chalamet) has never seen a compost bin, so his friend Roddy Dingles (Tom Holland) shows him around, when suddenly an unearthed Roman artifact shrinks them down to impossible size leading them to discover that they're not the first to get shrunk! Other movies pitched: Either I find an ancient artefact or I lose the house Littler Italy
This week is part 2 of our episode 500 extravaganza! Settle in for more memories and clips and some of our favourite pitches from over the last 500 episodes!
We've finally reached episode 500, but we figured we'd do more than one of 'em since it took us so long to get here. There's loads to come, nostalgia and new stuff, but STICK AROUND TIL THE END to get a free sample of something very very cool coming soon. Thanks to everyone who's been on this ride with us, regular title suggesters, guests and listeners. It's amazing to have you along for the ride <3
We pitch another modern western, express our thoughts on the genre and talk about what Marvel should do next with their trailers!
This week we're pitching Neo Westerns! Honourable mentions: I wanted a secretary, not a horse! Milkshake in the Mojave
A party house becomes is approached by a mysterious neighbour. He's got no skin! These are the deleted scenes for Life's a Pitch episode 498, if you want to slash through to the real content, go back and listen to that. Or don't, we're not Jigsaw, we don't tell you what to do.
Episode 498: Egghead

Episode 498: Egghead

2024-10-2759:51

There's a dark secret at the heart of a national broadcasting corporation, something lurking in the backrooms and vents that has been kept a secret for too long. When those who solve puzzles hidden within TV quiz shows start disappearing, it's clear that someone will go to great lengths to keep the past a secret. Other paranormal/slasher movies pitched: All the Old Haunts 666-Star Hotel
We explore religious horror, add a new horror genre for next years Halloween specials and beat Spotify's algorithm. We also pitch a pretty good horror film idea...
We are joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch a movie about ecological destruction. Then we chat about our favourite monsters (which with Dave always means we're going into DEEP history) These are the deleted scenes from Episode 496 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, if you want to discover the secret origins of them then just go back and listen to the main episode. or don't, we're not Charn, would-be Master of Pelamar
We pitch some religious horror this week as Eden joins us once again for Halloween season 2025! We also pitch; "God is Dead... Bored!" and "The Exploding Confessional"
This week we pitch some horrible monster movies as we reckon with the terrible movement of four elbows stuck together, and the scientist who brought them to life! Other pitches: Hi, I'm Hugh Mann Attack of the CreepyPasta Makers
Daniel Radcliffe stars in a British Martial Arts action movie this week as he steps on the Eurostar and into danger! Also pitched Karate Bloke Babe with the power of Judo
We continue tearing through the video games and making definitely not ill-conceived movie adaptations of them by pitching ASTROBOT, the movie that definitely knows its subject matter! These are the deleted scenes for the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 494, if you want to level up your contextual understanding stat, go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, we're not Gwyn, Lord of Cinder, we don't tell you what to do.
We pitch some video game movies this week, as Jack Black's career-driven centrism is revealed to be due to a peril beyond our wildest nightmares! Other movies pitched: Untitled Goose Movie The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
We discuss the party genre and add a new feature which films need to have!!
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