This week is part 2 of our episode 500 extravaganza! Settle in for more memories and clips and some of our favourite pitches from over the last 500 episodes!
We've finally reached episode 500, but we figured we'd do more than one of 'em since it took us so long to get here. There's loads to come, nostalgia and new stuff, but STICK AROUND TIL THE END to get a free sample of something very very cool coming soon. Thanks to everyone who's been on this ride with us, regular title suggesters, guests and listeners. It's amazing to have you along for the ride <3
We pitch another modern western, express our thoughts on the genre and talk about what Marvel should do next with their trailers!
This week we're pitching Neo Westerns! Honourable mentions: I wanted a secretary, not a horse! Milkshake in the Mojave
A party house becomes is approached by a mysterious neighbour. He's got no skin! These are the deleted scenes for Life's a Pitch episode 498, if you want to slash through to the real content, go back and listen to that. Or don't, we're not Jigsaw, we don't tell you what to do.
There's a dark secret at the heart of a national broadcasting corporation, something lurking in the backrooms and vents that has been kept a secret for too long. When those who solve puzzles hidden within TV quiz shows start disappearing, it's clear that someone will go to great lengths to keep the past a secret. Other paranormal/slasher movies pitched: All the Old Haunts 666-Star Hotel
We explore religious horror, add a new horror genre for next years Halloween specials and beat Spotify's algorithm. We also pitch a pretty good horror film idea...
We are joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch a movie about ecological destruction. Then we chat about our favourite monsters (which with Dave always means we're going into DEEP history) These are the deleted scenes from Episode 496 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, if you want to discover the secret origins of them then just go back and listen to the main episode. or don't, we're not Charn, would-be Master of Pelamar
We pitch some religious horror this week as Eden joins us once again for Halloween season 2025! We also pitch; "God is Dead... Bored!" and "The Exploding Confessional"
This week we pitch some horrible monster movies as we reckon with the terrible movement of four elbows stuck together, and the scientist who brought them to life! Other pitches: Hi, I'm Hugh Mann Attack of the CreepyPasta Makers
Daniel Radcliffe stars in a British Martial Arts action movie this week as he steps on the Eurostar and into danger! Also pitched Karate Bloke Babe with the power of Judo
We continue tearing through the video games and making definitely not ill-conceived movie adaptations of them by pitching ASTROBOT, the movie that definitely knows its subject matter! These are the deleted scenes for the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 494, if you want to level up your contextual understanding stat, go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, we're not Gwyn, Lord of Cinder, we don't tell you what to do.
We pitch some video game movies this week, as Jack Black's career-driven centrism is revealed to be due to a peril beyond our wildest nightmares! Other movies pitched: Untitled Goose Movie The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
We discuss the party genre and add a new feature which films need to have!!
We pitch some party movies this week with CEO Dave Bulmer! Other films we pitch include: "Really, Really Massive Wheelie" and " Goblin Mode" You can find his podcasts here - https://stctp.zone and here - https://seriousdisness.wigglehe.com
Neil DeGrasse Tyson has a rough go of it on his podcast this week after a guests invention seems to increase pluto's size at a geometric rate. We also attempt to ask jeeves in the year 2024
A Yorkshire Lad (Timothy Chalamet) heads down to london to make his fortune, but soon he finds he's not the only person who's alien to the city. Other movies pitched: The search for hilarious life Dino-Saucers: Impact
We go back to opposing pitches this week as we pitch a film about someone being harassed by a bin man and someone who really wants to go to space.
John Frankie Kennedy offers us his versions of two solo-pitches, then we pitch a movie about chasing something someone would rather hide and then talk about random movies.
This week we re-pitch a bunch of movies that already exist! There's trouble on the lanes as a new competitor (Owen Wilson) comes to challenge the Bowling Puritan (Ben Stiller). Will Ben Stiller learn to deal with this whole new way of bowling when he gets sucked into the badly animated world of the Pins? Other Movies Pitched: Baby Driver Cheaper by the Dozen
Joe Thompson
Hilarious Podcast! Well worth subscribing too!
Charlotte Hadfield
Amazingly funny and creative. Keep up the good work, guys!