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Author: Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

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115. Jealous Of Myself

115. Jealous Of Myself

2024-06-2301:00:32

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss how to store opened bags of food in the freezer, how to decide where to move with your partner, how to deal with having a monotone voice, and how to get people to believe in you (even if you're an unhinged guy). 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
114. Eat My Shorts

114. Eat My Shorts

2024-06-1601:03:31

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss irritating grammar, when it's appropriate to cut a line, quitting a spontaneous accent, if it's s'bitch to be a passenger, bird problems, and an analysis of the pastry problem by Rob Hay. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
113. Our Mommy & Napoleon

113. Our Mommy & Napoleon

2024-06-0901:05:002

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever? 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
112. Deep in the Uh-Oh

112. Deep in the Uh-Oh

2024-06-0201:01:24

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss career decisions, how to deal with a whistling coworker, how to handle a rendezvous with an ex somewhere you'll both be, a specific question about crossing the street, talking about career decisions, and thoughts on the afterlife. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tiege Hanley: Get your first box 30% off (+ FREE gift), and 20% off for life, at tiege.com/lifeline ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we welcome our new friend and motivating force, Davis Clarke! After we talk about getting after it, we have some advice for a 24-year-old virgin, how to talk to women, if you should make babies on your wedding night, wiping standing up, and the order in which to eat cakes from a plastic container.  🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
110. Rubbing Entrances

110. Rubbing Entrances

2024-05-1901:01:34

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking about Johnny Cash & young Liam Neeson, if Sinbad was ever a genie, the proper way to order names, dealing with young brothers who fight, if hamsters are rats, and how to get along with old people. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
109. Spring Into Action

109. Spring Into Action

2024-05-1201:01:57

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking about the boys' favorite qualities about each other, dealing with people who routinely take your ideas, how to form habits, the balance of taking prescription drugs, how to not be easily annoyed, and, of course, some good spin moves. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
108. Mr. Ketchup

108. Mr. Ketchup

2024-05-0501:04:421

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, let's enjoy Matt's haircut. We discuss the importance of sharing humor in a relationship, the stingiest story you've ever heard, if laughing on the inside is ok, and we have a particular drive-thru dilemma. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
107. Reverse Plummet

107. Reverse Plummet

2024-04-2801:04:05

Tiege Hanley: Get your first box 30% off (+ FREE gift), and 20% off for life, at tiege.com/lifeline ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking Rod Smart, people who out other peoples' Tourette's, theories about Aaron Eckhart, strategies for resting bitch face, the appropriate and acceptable distance to say hello to someone else, and how to be friends with weirdos. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
106. Operation Chill

106. Operation Chill

2024-04-2101:09:52

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today we're talking about a new word for hangnails, what the right word for "lunch" is, advice for a NOLA trip/traveling alone, advice on being approachable, and how to juggle obligations when you have an upcoming baby,  🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Ryan's links: youtube.com/@pillowtalkwithryan instagram.com/itsryanpownall instagram.com/pillowtalkwithryan tiktok.com/@pillowtalkwithryan twitter.com/pillowtalkwryan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you? 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Ryan's links: youtube.com/@pillowtalkwithryan instagram.com/itsryanpownall instagram.com/pillowtalkwithryan tiktok.com/@pillowtalkwithryan twitter.com/pillowtalkwryan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
104. Don't Wanna

104. Don't Wanna

2024-04-0701:03:37

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you? 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
103. Into The Realness

103. Into The Realness

2024-03-3101:09:36

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today we talk about the proper way to text a long story (in short texts or long ones?), wearing Apple Vision Pro in public, a cultural statue of limitations, and Chris saw Zone of Interest. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
102. It's So Changing

102. It's So Changing

2024-03-2401:05:26

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Get your tickets for the Lifeline LIVE show May 14th at the Irvine Improv! Today we talk about the dreaded word fumble that you'll never forget about, romantic money spending, being harrassed while shopping (why are they sucking the cranks of Big Grocery?), and when a good start to a relationship falls victim to unfortunate circumstances. Also, wiping before a shower? 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
101. Worse & Dumber

101. Worse & Dumber

2024-03-1701:08:25

🧴 For 30% off your first skin care system and a FREE GIFT, go to tiege.com/lifeline ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we talk about what to do after you've fallen for a friend and it didn't work out, what to do when you're the trauma dumpee, if there should be punishment for people who cause car accidents (???), how to speak to groups of people, and how to be friends with exes and make it known to your current.  📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. We made it to 100 episodes! Thank you for being here. Today we have Dr. Drew Pinsky with us to help give advices about moving right along after a divorce, talking negatively about your SO with your peers, handling PTO options, summoning confidence, and what to do with regrettable tattoos. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. New episode tomorrow! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss getting ambushed with petitions, plane seat etiquette, when holding the door goes unappreciated, friend group dynamics, and obtuse mispronunciations of words. Plus,. Matt looks good today. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
98. Rest In Pieces

98. Rest In Pieces

2024-02-2501:01:49

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. New episode tomorrow! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss the way people ruin conversations with a phone, when the homie gets mean to other homies around girls, how childish it is to make fun of names, and someone calls in to tell us he thinks the guys have incorrect takes. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
97. Trim Your Hershey Bars

97. Trim Your Hershey Bars

2024-02-1801:01:37

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss a potentially scummy way to get a raise, trying to figure out if someone got the ick, what to do if you know someone who ruins stories, and if you should hold your grandma accountable for not texting (no). 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
96. Creaming With Style

96. Creaming With Style

2024-02-1101:01:39

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss if you're a main character, Rotten Tomatoes (again), when relationships get scary, if it's okay to be a grammar snob, and if Matt and Chris are in the Small Weiner Gang. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (9)

Melissa

this podcast would be great if they just cut all the submissions out. And just have Chris and Matt talking and the laughter in the background. 100% happy with just that.

Dec 22nd
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ID24651663

Bring me to life

Oct 3rd
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Melissa

Lifeline/10 minute podcast. only missing Will sasso.

Apr 10th
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loopysuperior

Wow, that sucked. Chris get off the booger sugar, you're all over the place.

Aug 31st
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Homi Jannatian

OMFG, the German dude version was even better. 😂🤣😂

Jun 27th
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Homi Jannatian

i actually lost it at Clinton's baby did a bad bad thing part. 😂🤣

Jun 27th
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Homayoun Nasirzadeh

I'm also close with my younger brother, and he disagrees with everything I say

Jun 17th
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Melissa

Yessss! I'm excited!!

Apr 23rd
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