Lifetime Dropouts

Get it boi! We’re stoked to share our sour biscuits with you! We ask the hard questions about why a bunch famous ppl like Billy Corgan to DeLong, Joe Rogan, and Lawrence Fishburne into string theory. Aaaaand we reminisce about our favorite interdemensional memories of OUR youth. What the hell happened to Vine,?... that shit is sus. Either we are made of stardust or we smokin it #broscience #VineRIP #robots #conspiracytgeoryheavyepisode #welateonthevinething

There is a lot of tough stuff going on in the world, and we just hope for some levity... The usual stuff from the goon squad. We meander about the dark web, silk road, Terrance Mckenna, our own pschadelic adventures, and a bunch of other crap. Mostly good times but can't forget reality bruv! Big ups and shout outs to all the greats that passed... #RalphieMay #TomPetty #CharlesBradley

We blow music chunks and reminisce on the skate punks of our youth. At it again cause we haven't learned yet.. cause like #unitedairlines , we came here to do two things, sell seats and kick ass... and we're all out of seats! #deltaairlines #dazedandconfused #Joerogan #samharris #jordanpeterson #alexjones #metallica #30secondstomars #mc5

Boiiiiiiii we got anotha one fo yo paste-t peaches. We go deep tonight! Mostly about our regrets of the presidential kind, and we talk about how some teachers kicked ass in our younger years. We also expand on JRE's podcast with dem hyfee geology gangsta's Randall Clarkson and Graham Hancock, and how awesome their discoveries about ancient crap and stuff are. Hopefully at this point some one understands the irony... enjoi!!

We've only just beguuuuun.... to sling them ear nuggets! Plenty of tangents and trail offs on this one folks. We talk about bullies, Hemmingway, Spain, how Nicaragua is racist af and Paco's altercation with some Juggalos in the city park. All whilst we kick rocks on the milky-way. Come aboard and don't forget your prepubescent slave boy and your skiff!

We're off to another whirlwind adventure, Bullseye! We get into some crap this time, lemme' tell ya. We go down the gravy train of conspirator ramblings of the fourth kind. An old jewish comic gets his due and another one in New York gets a quick shout out... We also talk about politics again, womp womp. Promise you'll dig it, unlike your current government officials, but it's all about being a better you day by day. Science!

Welp, here we go again! This time we talk about Musica cabrones! Sven reminisces on the music of his youth, while the Dondo schools the boi's on the new wave of electronic music and Norwegian black metal. Later, Sven reminds Paco not to correct him. Oh yea, also Ramirez is in shop talkin' bout how his cancer has made him see the positive in life. #F***CANCER Tunes from Pearl Jam on this one.

These boiiiiiiiii's... tsk tsk. We are at a complete cluster f*** in our country and we wish to help ease the blow. Our usual unwavering optimism has no bounds... the duders expand how necessary it is to try to remain intelligent while floating on the riptide of lies. Also, Paco expands on why he thinks remaining postive isn't such a bad thing, but you will most likely end up fighting someones/your demons. But who cares, cause the comet is hitting soon and we just want to get our last kicks out. Also, T-Light says SHaLOM! (big words are said)

Our epic saga of mediocrity trail blazes down the path flinging mud all in your in face one mo time!!! Not sure if it's mud or cow pie nonetheless here it is in all its glory. The fellas go against the now fully green lit, Dakota pipeline, and a few other expired news events. We bore you with interesting graphic design knowledges and more life lessons given up for moronials as sven likes to tag it! Come get a piece SJW's.

Get ready for a rip roaring time, filled with audio errors and unnecessary air conditioner noise.. Nonetheless we're chock-full of things n this one. Sven reminisces bout his frat days, we talk about the musical stylings of Rich chigga and the like, and how society is f***** Mostly, we recount how the boys met with the always special in the head TLight as guest. Boiiiii you betta not miss this one.

Welp, were back. This train is about to fall of the tracks with mediocre podcast radness! We get into music, aliens and the typical political crap that the top don't like. We stand for humanity and aimin' low. We also try to empower you with excerpts from the Samurai handbook, the Hagakure. So don't miss this one and look down cause the only benefit of that is not steppin' on gum, but shit falls from the sky buddy. Thaaaaaanks

We go deep (well sorta deep) into a sufficient amount of nonsensical and illogical premises. Mostly about the gold 'ol hard workin' folk and their railroad building tales, and we get into the Budweiser of Canada- Kokasomethinarather. So strap up your tin foil helmet and start writing your dissertation on why you think the earth is flat, and maybe we'll read it or sumthin'.

the boys explore all the fundamentals of classic rock theft, gangsters, douche bags, bums, and good people. They also talk about why having to look for a job sucks butt.

Want to check out three dudes gabbing, laughing, and acting like they got it together? Well then, start here to meet the boys.