This episode is matcha madness, babe đ Iâve got the hysterical and unhinged Payton Payne in the studio, and let me just say â weâre talking grass-and-ass flavored drinks, fake job scams on Microsoft Teams (yes, The Rock might be involved), and more choad confessions than the internet is probably ready for.Weâre also answering YOUR voicemails â tackling college football husbands, needy-ass dogs, and an Amish plumbing horror story that will haunt you forever.đ Donât forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & COMMENT why youâre literally not okay this week. I live for it.đ Follow us:đ˛ Alexis: @alexiswaters_ on IG & TikTokđ¤ Payton: @paytonsplace â catch her at Black Sugar Comedy Show on Oct 10, Dallas Comedy Club!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You guys⌠this episode is a full-on Dallas DICTIONARY. I sat down with the queen of recs herself â Courtney Stensland aka @StensInTheCity â and we covered literally everything you need to know about where to eat, drink, date, and accidentally run into your ex in this city.Weâre talking:đ The best burger in Dallasđ¸ Where to happy hour without hating yourselfđŽ Hidden gems for date night (or girls' night)đĽ Spots that are worth the hype â and ones that arenâtđ Aesthetic places to get drunk and take a selfieâ¤ď¸âđĽ How to spot a red flag based on his restaurant choiceAlso, yes â Sprouts is now a dating app, Iâm still trauma dumping at Smoothie King, and I may or may not have signed up for a salmon sperm facial (again).FOLLOW COURTNEY:đ @StensInTheCity on IG + TikTok for all things Dallas food, events, and influencer tea.FOLLOW ME:đ @AlexisWaters_ on all the thingsđ Leave a comment & tell me: Why are YOU literally not okay this week?đ˘ Donât forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your group chat girlies. Letâs make smarter decisions â or at least hotter dinner reservations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Literally, Not Okay, Iâm joined by Courtney Revolutionâreality TV icon, pop culture kween, and host of the Toast to Tea podcastâand yâall⌠I donât think Iâve ever been less okay in my life. We talk Vegas benders, fever blisters, Barryâs classes, and why my feet have elephantitis. (Send help.)We also deep dive into all the thingsâfrom Britney spirals and Demi Lovato meet-cutes to Jonas Brothers mushrooms mishaps (yes, plural) and why Love Island post-show chaos is the new Olympics. Plus, Courtney spills some Circle tea and we spiral over why Housewives ain't housewiving lately.I may be mentally, physically, and emotionally hungoverâbut the vibes were 10/10. Hydration required.đFollow Courtney: Instagram: @courtneyrevolution TikTok: @courtrevolution Listen to Toast to Tea wherever you get your podcasts!đď¸ Hosted by Alexis Waters Follow Alexis: IG: @alexiswaters_ TikTok: @alexiswaters_ YouTube: Literally, Not Okayđ Leave a review & tell us: Why are YOU literally not okay this week?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You guys... I finally got the icon, the equinox king, the gay gym messiah himself â Zach Signore â on the pod and we did NOT hold back. We literally raw dogged this entire friendship (yes, weâd never met before this and it shows in the best way possible). We get into Equinox steam room secrets, hot gym guys with no riz, our beef with Belle from Beauty & The Beast (sheâs a pick-me, sorry), toe stretching, psyllium husk, diet coke addictions, raw milk conspiracies, and yes⌠ZACH CRIED TO A SONG ON THE STREET. Like, same.đ Follow Zach: @zachsignoređ§ Check out his pod: La Podcast (with Gabby Bryan)đŞ Follow Me: Alexis Waters @alexiswaters_See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Literally, Not OK I am joined by my actual real-life angel sent from TikTok â the hilarious, talented, and stunning Andrea Lopez (@andrealopezcomedy)! We talk ALL the things: birthday breakdowns, missing weed pens, vomit flights, cheeseburgers soaked in Diet Coke, and why Iâm literally in my âshow me how good it can getâ era. Andrea opens up about her major breakup, the chaos of car rentals, and how she rewired her whole brain post-heartache. We also dive into our worst habits, our âhear me outâ crushes (shoutout animated Tarzan), and Andrea absolutely ends the episode with iconic impressions of Todd Chrisley, Kristen Cavallari, and Teresa Giudice.⨠Follow Andrea: @andrealopezcomedyđď¸ Follow me: @alexiswaters_ + @literallynotokpodđ Leave a review, subscribe, and tell us: Why are YOU literally not okay?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
GUYS. I rode solo this week and clearly had a lot to say. Weâre diving into Taylor Swift & Travis Kelceâs alleged engagement (Iâm literally proud of them??), internet hate, my Swiftie husband, and a full chaotic recap of the Love Island Season 7 reunion â from PR-trained drama to ball-licking controversies (you heard me right). Nothing was off limits, including questionable TikToks, fake couples, and why everyone needs to chill out over 23-year-olds.Also, PSA: If your butthole is bleeding or your friendâs being toxic, call me.đ 678-829-9487 â leave a voicemail and tell me why youâre literally not okay.đ SUBSCRIBE, LIKE, and COMMENT your "literally not okay" moment below.đ˛ Follow me on IG & TikTok: @alexiswaters_đ§ Full podcast also on Spotify & Apple!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, I took a solo trip to mental illness and backâand brought yâall with me. My sister ditched me thanks to âass foot mouth disease,â so I hit Vegas solo-ish, saw the BACKSTREET BOYS at the Sphere (spoiler: I sobbed), did chocolate shrooms, and then stumbled into XS Nightclub where⌠FAKE JUSTIN BIEBER performed. Like, what?!I expose the whole scam, talk about being high in public, reliving my millennial glory days, and alsoâTylerâs elbow was NOT an emergency, OKAY?đ CALL IN and tell me why YOUâRE literally not okay:đ 678-829-9487đą Follow me on IG: @alexiswaters_đ§ Full episode on Spotify, Apple & wherever you get your pods!đ LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE & share with your unhinged bestie.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
So this weekâs episode⌠I donât even know where to start. I was hungover, hormonal, sweating through my clothes â literally not okay on every level. Thankfully, Brooke Shelby came through because misery loves company, and we are spiraling together.We talk about PMDD, throwing up after two martinis, being obsessed with Ozzy Osbourne, the drama at Starbucks (Matcha Watergate is REAL), and why I think the honeymoon phase with Tyler might be⌠over?? Maybe. Kinda. Sorta. Anyway. Weâre unpacking everything from Backstreet Boys to Love Island to Bama Rush and why the hell Iâm emotionally invested in 19-year-olds picking sororities.Mental health? Down bad. Makeup? Sweaty. But weâre here, weâre talking about it, and weâre making it funny. Kinda.CALL THE HOTLINE AND TRAUMA DUMP:đ 678-829-9487 â leave me a voicemail and tell me why youâre literally not okayFollow me on IG + TikTok: @alexiswaters_Follow Brooke: @brookeshelbyRate, review, share it with your therapist.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Fresh off my honeymoon in Lake Como and Saint-Tropez, Iâm spilling ALL the tea on newlywed life, Aperol spritz overloads, unexpected K-holes, and the emotional rollercoaster that is my luteal phase. Plus, I read YOUR wild voicemails! Oh, and my mom called in⌠and dragged me. đđ CALL IN & tell me why YOUâRE literally not okay: 678-829-9487đŹ COMMENT your craziest ânot okayâ moment below!⨠FOLLOW ME:IG: @alexiswaters_TikTok: @alexiswaters_Podcast IG: @literallynotokpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I am LITERALLY NOT OK today and honestly itâs the chicken sandwichâs fault. On this episode, I have the most amazing guest, Lisa Gilmore from the Unwinding Podcast, and we go deep. From attachment styles to dating trust issues, to fighting with your man over frozen cookies (justice for crumble), this one is for the emotionally unstable girlies just trying to survive in a secure-attached world. Also⌠I accidentally diagnosed myself live on air, so there's that.We also talk Love Island (single and vulnerable in the villa, duh), mommy issues, mental illness as a personality trait (lol), and how our exes were both our villains and our origin stories. Grab your headphones and emotionally-supportive beverages. Itâs a RIDE.đ Follow Lisa @lisaxgilmoređď¸ Listen to her pod: Unwinding Podcastđ Follow me @alexiswaters_đ Tell me why YOUâRE literally not OK today in the reviews/comments đSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I had the ICONIC Brenna Berg on Literally, Not OK this week and let me tell youâsheâs not just TikTokâs tough love bestie, sheâs our new fave in the friend group. We dive into small-town trauma, dating red flags, social media growth, Mormon in-laws (yep), $300 blankets, and your insane listener submissions.đ Follow Brenna: @brennabergđ§ Her podcast: Brenna Knows Bestđ˛ Follow me: @alexiswaters_LIKE + SUBSCRIBE + COMMENT what youâre literally not OK about this weekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
GUYS â this one is literally family therapy disguised as a podcast. My SISTER, Nicole Waters, is here and we are unpacking it ALL: our chaotic childhood, her life as a mom of three under three, my honeymoon chaos, and obviously⌠LOVE ISLAND. Weâre talking sister fights, Fear Factor trauma, biker shorts at prom, water births, and more. Plus, we play a juicy round of Love Island Would You Rather and Nicole drags me for my ADHD tooth brushing.⨠Leave a comment below and tell me WHY YOUâRE LITERALLY NOT OKAY!Follow me on IG & TikTok ⥠@alexiswaters_Follow the pod ⥠@literallynotokpodSubscribe, like, and share because your girlâs out here spilling her whole life! đSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
OMG you guys, this episode is insane â I sat down with my hilarious, unhinged queen Stewart Fullerton and we went OFF. Weâre talking Love Island obsession, why New York heat waves are a personal attack, and how weâre literally NOT OKAY thanks to TikTok brain rot. We get into Stewartâs Arkansas roots, dating red flags, why men shouldnât talk on stage, and how weâre manifesting her a Jason Momoa boyfriend. đFollow Stewart @stewartandchill and me @alexiswaters_ â and tell me in the comments WHY YOUâRE LITERALLY NOT OKAY!! đ Like, comment, subscribe â you know the drill!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Okay yâall â this episode is EVERYTHING!! I took my two-person guest virginity with the insane duo behind FK Body â Francesca Maietta and Kelbi Mueller. We get into literally everything from building a business from scratch, to fitness scams, to horny Bernese Mountain Dogs (hi Gravy đľâđŤ). Weâre talking body sculpting, strength training, the 80/20 rule, Love Island obsessions, and beef tallow on your FACE?? Also, reminder: if youâre in corporate America, we love you, and we see you. đŤśThis oneâs got laughs, girl talk, life inspo, and some serious fitness tips. Youâre gonna LOVE Francesca & Kelbo, Iâm obsessed with them. Also, follow them. Now.đť Check out FK Body: https://www.fkbody.fitđ˛ Get the FK Body app â workouts that WORK.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Literally, Not Okay, Iâm joined by the GLOW QUEEN herself, Katherine Garbarino (@katherinegarbarino) â founder of Girls Living Well and the Glow Shop! We talk everything wellness, beauty routines, lymphatic drainage, and yes... our boobs (and our health anxiety, which might be more unwell than we thought).Donât forget to like, comment why YOU'RE literally not okay, and subscribe for more chaotic wellness girl chat.Listen on Apple, Spotify & all the things!Follow us on Instagram:@alexiswaters_@literallynotokaypod@katherinegarbarino@girlslivingwellSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
In this episode of Literally, Not OK, I sit down with my personal trainer James Baldwinâowner of Switch Fitness in Dallas and my Aries twinâto talk all things mental health, marriage meltdowns, sweat wraps (trash), and why cardio is NOT the magic fix we all think it is.We cover boob jobs, Barryâs Bootcamp drama, and the emotional journey of finding your fit fam. Whether youâre trying to lose weight, gain muscle, or just feel better mentally, this oneâs for YOU.Plus, James spills the tea on cheat meals, motivation, and why being uncomfortable is actually the key to growth.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
My loves, welcome back to Literally, Not Okay! đ Todayâs episode is solo (ugh), but honestly⌠iconic. I read all YOUR responses about why youâre literally not okay â from surprise DNA tests to neck hair trauma to post-camp toddler invasions â and honestly, weâre just trauma bonding at this point. I also overshare (per usual) about my vape addiction, chin hair growth, and the stand-up set that killed my sober June.đ§ Make sure to like, comment below why YOUâRE not okay, and tag me listening to âNo Broke Boysâ â because it's the song of the summer and I will die on that hill.đ Subscribe now for more chaos đ˛ IG & TikTok: @alexiswaters_See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Iâm back and literally not okayâbut in the best way. This week, Iâm joined by my pop culture guru bestie Brooke Shelby and we go FULL IN dressed as the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (pregnant belly and all). Weâre talking ketamine therapy, dirty soda (Swig, anyone?), Indian weddings, and why Laylaâs tracks deserved better. PLUSâwedding chaos, Diddy conspiracies, and why some of yâall are definitely the villain this season (looking at you, Demi).Whether you're planning a wedding or contemplating ketamine, thereâs something here for you. Letâs get into it. đ Follow @alexiswaters_ + @literallynotokaypod on InstagramDrop in the comments why youâre literally not okay today Donât forget to subscribe, leave a 5-star review, and tell your hot Mormon friend.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Your girl is BACK in the studio (finally)! Iâm literally not okayâlike, still recovering from my wedding, my bachelorette, and maybe some accidental horse tranquilizerâbut today Iâm joined by the ICONIC comedian and TikTok king Jake Cornell.We dive into his chaotic tour life, Dallas driving trauma, Lady Gagaâs historic Rio show, AI fear-mongering, and yes⌠my new married wifey status.This convo is unhinged in the best way possible. Donât miss it.Literally. Follow us:đ˛ @alexiswaters_đ˛ @literallynotokpodđ˛ @jakewcornell đ New episodes every week â rate, review, subscribe, and comment why YOU are literally not okay.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Literally, Not OK, I am joined by the hilarious Jared Freidâstand-up comic, podcast king (The JTrain Podcast, U Up?), and a man who is literally not OK thanks to jet lag, TikTok tourists, and a three-bagel breakfast bender.We talk everything from working out next to 23-year-olds at Barryâs, to trauma from The Bachelor (hi, tequila), to what itâs like snorkeling solo in the Great Barrier Reef and realizing you might just be⌠an American pig. Plus, we unpack Bonnie Blueâs Cancun content situation, Meghan Markleâs green waffle conspiracy, and the hot new trend: butt cleavage.Also, I share how I met my fiancĂŠ in the most chaotic way (shoutout Club 11), and why our Little White Chapel wedding might be officiated by Elvis with halitosis.Follow me on IG and TikTok @alexiswaters_Follow Jared on IG @jaredfreidMake sure to rate, review, and drop in the comments why YOU'RE literally not OK today!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Brittany Fuccenecco
loved your advice on your first episode!!! 5* advice from a 5* couple <3
Steve Harrison
you were to divide a soil sample into 20 parts, 9 parts would be made up of the stuff we think of as dirt: clay, silt and sand. These are inorganic particles, which means they come from non-living sources. A full half, or 10 parts, would be equally divided between air and water. The last part would be organic, made from dead and decaying organisms. The soil also would contain countless numbers of minuscule microbes, mostly fungi and bacteria.