Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1358-1454 of Homestuck. Contents include: toilet crimes, Nic Cage, and apologies to Sierra. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vT3YGt22V3bUv1e8lcIpvZsdfSkiuUuxwmR5F7xeeWqa8YjbxpqnK8Qa-JmDg9Qhhw_7P0yzIpT1YaW/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 608-759 of Homestuck. Contents include: Hussie’s fetishes, terrible puns, and ascent. God help you. Content warning for this episode: Alcohol use. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTiM6udQ2urdmVk599Z2guy1Knfr06dfXYrax43C5BC__Yhuu3GaK2J66Eg-Z7OIFXCcyje59bufrkV/pub
Happy new year, everyone! As a promised special treat, we've prepared for you a smattering of sections from the Elizabeths' pre-episode reading session. We usually say God help you, but this time: enjoy. Content warning for this episode: Alcohol use, brief (neutral) weight mention Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDDxOHt7xE9Gw9rGn8aZ4mm5lYTkTpfBsk_yp22IDd7JmtX5Vsiu9lvJd7VmOq-rtaE5n9hFNvG9tD/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1154-1267 of Homestuck. Contents include: Schoolhouse Rock, the power of four, and a truly horrific number of puns. God help you. CW: Genitalia mention(s) and a higher percentage of sex jokes than usual. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTzv-F4V0QONlpKUuqeeOJ9FJx-hljwN0b0b6SsZ8nAqfytDm7Q_R3QS2KDcJVoayvLIAFlXziRFbmx/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1048-1153 of Homestuck. Contents include: a Condesce callout, the Jo-Ann’s Fabric, and the golden age of Homestuck. God help you. CW: Brief mention of child abuse. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSFXjjhz7iViHaGwyUlmOvCJED4_Kir7NYEeR3rbVTxsBPauxtqt6fDjmOPB9TKBm7szmgHF_Polt3y/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 760-892 of Homestuck. Contents include: print-based praise, very slow meowing, and DILF arguments. God help you. CW: Brief, non-graphic mentions of sexual abuse and pedophilia. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSPz1ulG8jk27rdKbJbyaxbYCnnSi6r1aJS5hyCUSNucXl6p8MC-yWiofwm0r_n4uczuXyHrqTPjfDI/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 760-892 of Homestuck. Contents include: furry friends, expert eludication, and accidental foreshadowing. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRotuXspBeHHpSeg8v_NLLTlDiVTb-vD_XsfVA0vuvEhHg12VIn9r2px568qCoDfOgHsBkM7FWIAgys/pub
Join the Elizabeths - AND the Maxes, from the podcast Zenkai Boost! - as they review Acts One and Two of Homestuck. Contents include: clown-based religion, D&D metaphors, and Alex Trebek cosplay. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSlgRnm7FGObAO8vix0hNXn_rxXQ75eOrpukakXrvolXdTYGwxPKvkHYR3zssYaYiy-rTKrL7qOk1Kg/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 496-607 of Homestuck. Contents include: headline puzzles, cupboard children, and Kermit’s [CENSORED]. God help you. Content warning for this episode: brief discussion of child abuse and extended discussion of pornography. EMPHASIZED: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IS USED. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ6g55lhZyHbqeEzPfcpHQpqwPHO703eReHAD5TuBxVkzboSBmVVl_-QiHGD0ky8SKa6L3CLRe7LJTr/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 389-495 of Homestuck. Contents include: plush pornography, game theory, and questionable academic bullshit. God help you. Content warning for this episode: discussion of child abuse and pornography. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTb3jphulY8pG5_vsF7fg8zOg-WnYHufLJEpirZHMTXvg3YFDMxvaQXF_RjH0GSKV3_tgqYJ4tYOzC-/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 248-388 of Homestuck. Contents include: fake reputations, modus migraines, and sibling shenanigans. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRxYbXHhVkmSEk8j9F1Yhf5fBbS9llg-7J8yN2SgMtgSQyi1Sm55VonH8o9MEjmNgpldItdqu4PIB2/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 187-247 of Homestuck. Contents include: baby Elizabeth kins, the requisite coma theory, and sacrificial brains. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSifo910z8sdMrQkEIItX5UxpXGzmX3RsVX9w7Hvw7_OGPnwBbzinQ1oJQ9788sTpPu5uCCx_tKpSMM/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 83-186 of Homestuck. Contents include: googling Matthew McConaughey, the past tense of yeet, and death of the author circa 2009. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRApZe_sJNE__4TBkJky2oROf1vQh-1K5FowxDswoRV468DWJ42mMhWBFMtnndiGfAnn3OYUI7PDYoA/pub
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1-82 of Homestuck. Contents include: ill-conceived names of both birds and boys, the trials of being thirteen, and furry morality. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRVmsl4cKdyoO3tS6yVshMtJTsQE81DwF0-BjVamiCixRwBnvmKDG9wfFuNIxTRjScVzCatA4rMBLNk/pub
Welcome to your very own personal hell - or rather, ours that you get to see into. The next episode will be dropping in a week, but for now, enjoy this sneak peek! Transcript link: https://lookhowsane.tumblr.com/post/178679345049/episode-0-trailer-by-look-how-sane-and-linear-we
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4282-4389! Contents include: bucket comparisons, demidogs, and trains (yes, real ones). God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4110-4282! Contents include: blue ladies, golden retrievers, and dragging loved ones to hell. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze CASCADE! That's it! That's the whole thing! Contents include: Cascade and all that comes with it. Enjoy! And God help you. Content warning: heavier sexual themes than normal. In humor, but still! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 3, the final part! Contents include: structural standoffs, the art of soliloquy, and pet fixing in cringe media. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 2! Contents include: lists of the dead, wiki freakouts, and Elizabeth's cognitive limit. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!
Gnome de Plume
this episode is pure art