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This week! We opened a portal in our home and watched "Halloweentown" (1998)! The Herald of Halloween, John, is back with a Disney Channel Original Movie full of boils, bowling leagues, and bad CGI. Listen in as Kayleigh critiques the nostalgically campy, but terribly costumed characters and Ryan declares justice for goat man, "even though he got weird eyes and shit." Plus! Friends of the podcast, Tom and Anne, share their thoughts in a special bonus clip! *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

This week! We watched the self-proclaimed "mother of all horror films," Dead Alive! Listen in as Kayleigh makes comparisons to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Ryan, aka Prison Jesus, talks about Tom Cruise, aka the Mister World Wide of film, and they both discuss the bizarre cult fans named The Snape Wives. Interruption: "On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull) *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

Grab your sticks and umbrellas because this week, we're Puttin' on the Ritz with "Young Frankenstein!" Listen in as Ryan asks who's brain is this brain, Kayleigh reveals which classic films she watched alone so the cinephiles couldn't ruin it for her, and they both lament how bad movie theaters have gotten, but you can't shit on them because then they'll disappear and we don't want that.Interruption: "O.P.P." by Naughty by NatureCorrections and Omissions: Mel Brooks is not the villager, but he does play the werewolf and is the voice of Victor Frankenstein. Treach of Naughty by Nature was married to Pepa, not someone from TLC

This week! We find out how immune our Toad Style is while watching "Five Deadly Venoms" with special guest, Tom! Listen in as Ryan talks whips, Kayleigh confesses she was not prepared for grossness, and Tom breaks down the lewks, from baby bangs to dazzling armor. And everyone agrees, if you're going to take a bribe, leave town immediately. 

This week! We searched for slaps in the Gene Wilder directed and adapted film, "The Woman in Red" (1984). Listen is as Kayleigh vows to try standing over a grate and Ryan explains that when cleaning tomato sauce off a chain, "You can wipe all day bro, but that shit's in the crevices." Interruption: "No Hands" by Waka Flaka Flame (feat. Wale and Roscoe)

This week! We get emotional over the ultimate denim drama, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." Listen in as Ryan admits he doesn't know shit about bones (or muscles), Kayleigh talks about rewatching this film as a mother, and they both try to figure out what "Dragon Slayer 3D" is all about.Interruption: "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Corrections and Omissions: When we say Rory, we obviously mean Lena who is played by Alexis Bledel who plays Rory on "Gilmore Girls." The line Ryan references, "Give me a shot," refers to when Eric asks Bridget to give him a shot when she's older, which we can all agree is gross. 

This week! We talk about everything but the movie we watched, "Like Father, Like Son" (1987). Listen in as Ryan and Kayleigh talk about "Freakier Friday," the "Left Behind" series, nuclear ayahuasca, "Growing Pains," and so much more. Interruption: "Too Little, Too Late" by JoJo*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Corrections and Omissions: "The Awakening" Kayleigh refers to in this episode is the book by Kate Chopin

Hold on to your fiancés named Ryan because this week we got freaky on a Thursday and watched "Freaky Friday" (2003)! Listen in as Ryan makes sense of earthquake scenes and fortune cookies, Kayleigh talks about Gen X parenting styles, and they both debate what "half a block" means. Interruption: "Touch of Grey" by Grateful Dead*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

It's a shpadoinkle day and our hearts are as full as a baked potato! That can only mean one thing! We watched "Cannibal the Musical" (1998)! Listen in as Ryan unveils the Odyssian element of the movie and Kayleigh shares her own experience with college projects.Interruption: "All Around the World" by ATCCorrections and Omissions: when Kayleigh talks about Matt Stone's big dumb looks, she's actually talking about Trey Parker. Trey Parker performs "When I Was On Top Of You" during their Performance at Red Rocks.

This week! We search for slaps in space while watching "Galaxy Quest!" Listen in as Kayleigh creates the Goot to Spock Scale for alien language, Ryan shares the remarkably long list of hits that came out in '99, and they both determine that a "real man hits his own hoagie."Interruption: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

This week! We talk about a film so hot, even Tarzan can't stand the heat, "Biloxi Blues" (1988)! Listen in as Ryan talks about how Neil Simon finds humor in dark subjects, Kayleigh shouts out all the Rowenas in the world, and they both bask in the magic that is Christopher Walken playing a drill sergeant. *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Interruption: "Arkansas" by Damien Jurado Corrections and Omissions: the acting method Kayleigh refers to is the Brechtian method. The Mickey Rourke film Ryan and Kayleigh refer to is "Passion Play" and it is unwatchable. We do not feel bad for spoiling the end. Now you don't have to watch it. You're welcome. 

This week! We're celebrating not only Friday the 13th, but the upcoming release of "28 Years Later" so we watched the first two films in the Danny Boyle/Alex Garland franchise! Listen in as Ryan and Kayleigh discuss the magic of running zombies, why the zombies never eat their victims, how to pronounce Cillian Murphy's name. #PaddingtonsocrazyCorrections and Omissions: while the surgical scar on Jim's head in "28 Days Later" is not on the same side as John Landon's in "Planet of the Apes" (1968), the two films are often compared. 

This week! We watched soooooo much leg dancing in "The Producers" (2005)! Listen in as Ryan and Kayleigh decide what type of horses they are, determine that the missionary position is for nice looking people, and try to figure out what exactly the producers did to wind up in jail. *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Interruption: "Like A Prayer" by Madonna Corrections and Omissions: "Hamlet 2" came out in exactly 2008. Not before. Not after. But exactly 2008. 

This week! Grab your sunflower seeds and pour a shot for Jobu because watched the raunchy baseball romcom, "Major League" (1989)! Listen in as Kayleigh calls the 80s the era of Thanksgiving, Ryan receives multiple endorsements for Moby Dick, and they both debate the necessity of #batputsummer Interruption: "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

Please make sure your seat backs and trays are in the upright position because this week, we watched "Airplane!" Listen in as Ryan renounces scientologism, Kayleigh explains why she believes the Church of Latter-Day Saints should give out flowers, and they both go "clouds the house down" over the first official slaps of the season! Interruption:"Roll With It" by Steve Winwood*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Corrections and Omissions: the actor who plays Control Room Worker Johnny is Stephen Stucker who passed from HIV/AIDS in 1986. In 1985, he appeared on an episode of the Phil Donahue Show titled "Hollywood Homophobia and AIDS" where he disclosed his diagnosis and advocated for himself and other actors living with HIV/AIDS. 

This week! We watched a film starring true chaotic neutral Bruce McGill (and some other actors, I guess?) "My Cousin Vinny!" Listen as Ryan and Kayleigh weigh in on Ralph Macchio's stash, wonder if Vinny likes grits, and discuss how they like their corn. Interruption: "Bad Romance" by Lady GagaCorrections and Omissions: The Paul Rudd movie Kayleigh references is "My Idiot Brother"*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

This week! Tom is back with another underrated classic, "The Warriors!" Listen in as the gang talks rollerblades, subway tunnels, Lin Manuel Miranda, and what a serialize version of this film would look like.*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

This week! Special guest, Tom, is back with another classic tale of revenge, "Clash of the Titans" (1981), a film that answers the question, "what happens when the gods knock sandals?" Listen in as Ryan pulls ancient history/philosophical history totally apart like string cheese, Kayleigh explains why you gotta bury your dead, and Tom gives props to Calibos and his Greek Links. All this and so much more!

This week! We talk money with the Richard Pryor and John Candy classic, "Brewster's Millions!" Listen in as Ryan theorizes how he would spend $30,000,000 in 30 days and to find out if Kayleigh would run away, make this film famous, or "None of the above!"Interruption: "Fire Burning" by RedOne and Sean Kingston Corrections and Omissions: the Muppets in question are named Statler and Waldorf

This week! Things get a little hairy because we watched "Dr. Dolittle" (1998)! We're kicking off the Season of Slaps with a Norm McDonald Dog, a fart attack, and a new definition for the word "consume." Don't forget to spay or neuter your pets and send us your dog questions. Interruption: "911 Is a Joke" by Public Enemy  *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Corrections and Omissions: Eliza Dolittle is a fictional character in "My Fair Lady"