I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING IT'S FINE Our FINAL episode covering the FINAL two chapters of Lore Olympus, chapters 279 & 280, featuring: Redecorating all the men's restrooms in the Underworld One last tub time emergency for Hermes MOMMIES everywhere Our headcanon on what happened to Apollo after the finale & our undying love for you <3
Our SECOND TO LAST EPISODE (*sob*) covering chapters 277 & 278, featuring: The nymphs of Demeter's Home For Women Wronged by Men showing what 27th wave feminism looks like The debut of our Ouranos voice Apollo suffering AMEN
Covering LO chapters 275 & 276, featuring: LOTS of audacity from Kronos A BOLD request from Morpheus The end of our Kronos voice acting!
Covering LO chapters 273 & 274, featuring: A special rendition of the birds & the bees A young witch finally worthy of Hecate’s tutelage Metis and Zoey getting in a fight
Covering LO chapters 271 & 272, featuring: Hera's Oscar-worthy acting skills The worst day of Persephone's life made even worse by the appearance of her toddler A very wise little grape boy
Covering LO chapters 269 & 270, featuring: The sexiest outfit that has ever existed The absolute worst babysitters that have ever existed SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WE ALL WANTED AND NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET
Covering LO chapters 267 & 268, featuring: Persephone's lackluster PR team (aka her boobs) Ouranos' lowkey iconic manicure Ares bludgeoning Apollo on live TV, thank god
Covering LO chapters 265 & 266, featuring: Truly inscrutable decisions from Hades Morpheus sleeping in the most deranged position possible History's worst attempt at cleaning up a wine spill A surprising number of tasty snacks
Covering LO chapters 263 & 264, featuring: The world's longest (potential) lap dance The most revealing dress we've ever seen -- and it's on DEMETER An old spooky harpy who is just here to ruin Demeter's life and die laughing (iconic)
Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring: Demophon being a special little guy who needs love Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods
Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including: Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate Tub time getting upgraded to pool time An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice
Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring: The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter An excellent cameo from Eris A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting
Covering LO chapters 255 & 256, featuring: An inscrutable Olympus succession plan Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time
Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring: Apollo's secret hobby Our new middle name Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay & more
Covering just LO chapter 252, featuring: Plenty of sadness and trauma, courtesy of Kronos Psyche realizing Eros has many strengths but intelligence isn't one of them Our newest suggestion for Chiron
WE'RE BACK!!!!!! The hiatus is over, our crops are watered, and we're here to cover chapter 251 of LO, featuring: Hades doing his absolute best to recover from an incredibly tough moment Some feedback we have for Morpheus Lecue making possibly the most absurd choice any character has ever made in the history of media
Covering LO chapters 249 & 250, featuring: A redoubling of our commitment to Hestia as the best god A new ship we didn't we know we needed The reveal of THE DRILL
Covering LO chapters 247 & 248, featuring: Way too much Apollo and his stupid feelings that we DO NOT CARE ABOUT Persephone being an A+ therapy participant Our new proposal for who should run the entire world
Covering LO chapters 245 & 246, featuring: Leuce reacting completely unreasonably to a beautiful situation Iconic demon behavior from Persephone and Bou The reappearance of CHIRON, and thank gods
Covering LO chapters 243 & 244, featuring: The world's most lit group chat with eveeryone but Thanatos and Zeus The iconic gremlins that live in Persphone's apartment building An absolutely classic thigh baby removal
Makenna Driscoll
Lmao, Hestia is Persephone's pimp 😂🤣😂🤣