Loving AYTO Come One Come All

It has become clear that the matchmakers did not get it right, so given what we now know about our AYTO friends, I rearrange the cast into 8 better-matched pairs. #RAIGEFOREVA

Well, the journey has come to an end, and our beloved cast has become really tiresome with all the Twitter drama. This is not what we signed up for! In this episode, I weigh in on the Max-Kari battle and celebrate what appears to be the only intact couple remaining: RAIGE. And that's a wrap. Bi for now...

The season accelerates to warp-speed: two match-up ceremonies in one episode, major relationships end and begin so quickly my neck is still sore from whiplash. We need time to grieve!!! But the singles have their eyes on the prize and trust the matchmakers implicitly. I analyze all four possible remaining scenarios and discuss the recent (disappointing) social media behavior of our beloved cast.

Kai is almost as out of control as my crush on Remy. Nour is so over the top it has somehow become endearing. Jenna is breaking lifelong toxic patterns. Danny continues to take it on the chin with grace and vulnerability. This school of gorgeous mermaids has a major lesson to teach MTV, which is that the recipe for great reality TV simply calls for the highest quality main ingredient: great people. We continue to STAN.

Almost 2 hours of me trying to figure out the secret behind the AYTO matchmaking process. How effective is it? What is it based on? Where should the loyalty lie: with your nonmatch love or with your perfect match? I'm looking at you, Jax. Who will end up together?... Then I explain the theory of imago as it relates to AYTO.