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Ever watched Ghost Busters and wished it was drier, more insulting to the departed, and made for empty nesters? Well join us today as we discuss what is probably your mother's guilty pleasure- Ghost Adventures. Travel Channel has yet to get back to us on their sponsorship- please don't tell them about this one. It could screw up a lot of promises Bekah has made in the past. Shes already on thin ice. So grab your snuggies, your popcorn, and your EVP devices, and gather the whole family to listen to this 13 minute segment. Unlucky? We leave that up to you.

Comedy. We don't possess it, but we hear people like it- so what better way to shove some actual entertainment into our podcast than making it the theme of today's episode! PLUS nothing is funnier than listening to someone talk about something they know little about- so today our guest is Craig K! However the conversation, similar to a drunken mime, sways greatly with little to no explanation. From time travel, to toilet paper, to omens and old men- we tackle it all this week. So, grab your red squeaky noses, your rainbow wigs, and your deeply buried disdain for children's birthday parties and LETS GET SILLY.

Picture this: you’ve just murdered your neighbor’s cat which, coincidentally, is one of your biggest fears. However, this is your first kill and you’ve got no experience hiding dead bodies or dealing with your childhood trauma. With the cops on the way, you only have 48 minutes to dispose of Mr.Sprinkles before they arrive. Quick! Tune into this week’s episode of the Low Bar ft. Emily P for the solution. If you don't, we have the cops on speed dial. 

The tables have been turned. The dice have been cast. Craig and Emily take on this episode of the Low Bar all to themselves. Between literacy, the Magic School Bus, and the Aussies, this new, superpowered team-up has a lot on its plate. How can they survive? Why, through Don Knott's good looks of course! Disclaimer: this episode is off-limits to anyone who was in the highest level at the 5th-grade reading table. 

Yo yo yo, loyal Low Bar listeners! We're back at it again! And with the help of fellow Laughlete Katie M., we uncover the secrets behind whether Sims is moral or not, if Bekah will ever live past her stereotype, and gingerbread. Sure, this episode is chaotic- but so is Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry's dynamic... and if Selasi can deal with those silly geese, then you can surely get through this podcast!

Ever been to therapy? Well, then you're gonna love this week's SPECIAL episode. Today, we bare our souls to you as we reveal our first interactions with Cris and determine the real meaning behind your everyday slang. Then, a showdown between husband and wife; a surprisingly passive battle of wits. Also, a startingly discovery: has District d155 finally uncovered our nefarious plan? All this and nothing more on a special installment of the Low Bar.

In a world, where 3 laughletes can be counted on to divine the sacred nature of Paddington 2 and uncover the true highs of classic cinema. With help from a fellow Film Bro, cannibalism and essentialism can only be expected to make a special appearance. And, stay tuned for a bonus segment that is sure to have you saying, "How can Craig be a crab? That's not psychologically possible?" All this and more in a starting, new episode of the Low Bar ft. Bee Irwin. 

On a brand new episode of Low Bar, your favorite girl gang talks reality TV, addictions, and babies. It's not as dramatic as it sounds. It's worse! Prepare for an exclusive interview with an up and coming reality star and soon to be mother. Also, a possible funeral in the works? With Raina and Bob Saget on board, Craig doesn't stand a chance.  

This week, Ian F F is up to his usual shenanigans!! Discussing groundhog day and misogyny, the gang questions the prowess of the Woodstock square. Changing history as you know it is just something we do here- get used to it suuuun. Whether it's with or at Ian FF, this episode sure to be a laugh!

Tackling our theme of Online Culture, the gang finds themselves immersed in a sea of surprising and in no way controversial internet-related questions; because we have not the clout nor the status to be controversial. These not-so-daring questions range from astrology to "catching the hunnies". Looking for dating advice? Secrets to stacking dat cheddar? Tune in to this brand new episode of Low Bar, featuring Jed L. 

In today's episode Quinn Bekah and Emily tackle performance and aspects within it. The gang discusses Disney conspiracy theories, Carousel, and poetry. We ask the big questions here on the Low Bar. Tune in to get our take on a timeless party favorite: The Electric Slide.

That's right folks, we're back for another episode of Low Bar with Kiera M. as today's guest. Addressing the overarching theme of hobbies, the gang discusses taxidermy, rocks, and piano teachers with sinister agendas. Will Bekah, Emily, and Kiera unlock the secret behind a famous childhood pastime? Find out on today's episode of Low Bar. 

In the premiere episode of the Low Bar, Bekah, Emily, and John discuss food in regard to art, nutrition, and government, uncovering the untold secrets behind your beloved childhood snacks.