Low T

Take a trip down memory lane, followed by a ride in a Low T themed DeLorean, as we explore the best gaming peripherals that ever were, and ever would be. We welcome back Jonesey and Jason for a very buzzed, and extremely delayed episode of Low T. 

Low T makes a new friend in Jason, who educates us about what good and bad whiskey is, and, incidentally, who makes it. Then we talk about the best and worst rap lyrics we think of -- if you haven't heard these, you should -- and wrap up with our per-the-usual far-too-late review of a game that came out far too long ago. The game is Red Dead 2, and if you're a dad, or a grown man who is weighing how to use your free time, you can use this review to assist in your decision. Now that Anthem, FarCry New Dawn, and Division 2 are out, there is pretty steep competition. We'll review those in another month or two, when other new and important games are sure to be released. Enjoy the belated reviews and half-baked opinions on topics we're so qualified to opine on. We're as qualified as we are off-putting -- very mildly The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, RDR2, Post Malone, and how to avoid making terrible racist jokes as a celebrity, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life.

Nick gets retro, Greg gets sober, and things are the way they should be. Listen in as your second- or third-favorite podcast duo explores why less is more when it comes to game backstories. And I know we're about three weeks too late on this, but is it ever really too late to give Liam Neeson a free lesson on African American history? Low T thinks not, and we have movie review for him while we're at it. There could be spoilers, but we don't know, because we haven't seen it. The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, RDR2, Post Malone, and how to avoid making terrible racist jokes as a celebrity, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life.

In Episode 11, we talk about the new gaming sensation known as Destiny 2, as well as a fun game we made up called Sense Swap, along with.... bahahahaha, nevermind, just listen to Higgs taking a journey into unadulterated befuddlement. That's all this is. The subjects of discussion are merely an accessory to the business casual ensemble known as Higgles. The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the blam kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life

Man's born. Man lives. Man dies. And its all about how you handle the random shit that happens at work that defines your very character. Or at least, if those statements apply to you, you will most likely enjoy this episode. Also, if you just rolled your eyes at my attempt at profundity, this may be a good podcast for you to subscribe to in general. After the full panel discusses work from this week, we brainstorm some seriously good RPG ideas that you are free to pitch in your own dev meetings, and then credit us (with royalties, and jobs). But just listen to these ideas; several of them are seriously (seriously!) good. Subscribe and save (your ass from being uncool). Tell your friends, listeners. And if you live in Spain or Canada and are reading this: gracias and merci bien, amigos and copains The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the blam kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life

Hear ye, all ye bastards who love platformers. And whence the day came where thou art had thy opportunity to buy The Messenger, and then didn't, your douchebaggery shall be known to all, for we will have established thy dickiness and exposed thou art's shitty decision-making abilities for all to behold, for your unforgivable mistakes will have already been made, and your gaming credibility lost. Also, Greg talks to Nick about some hilarious shit you probably shouldn't miss, because goddammit, he knows the right topics to bring up and the right questions to ask about them and I don't care who knows it. The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the blam kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life

Are you a millennial, or even a Gen X'er with no job skills? Are you terrible at interviewing, or too apathetic to learn? The full Low T cast has the answers you need to grab that interviewer by the balls (or labes) and proclaim "This job belongs to me" in the most Trumpian fashion. Oh, and after that we talk about why the new Mortal Kombat game is going to be dope and also how to make it even better. Join me, Higgs, the gang, and Ed Tobias* for Pitt's Kombat Korner *Disclaimer: Ed Tobias does not actually join us. The Low T podcast is about getting older, enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the blam kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life

What's the worst thing you've ever done in a game, and what does that say about your character? If we had ever bothered to ask ourselves the second part of that question, our first segment of Episode 7 would be a lot less interesting, but by God we didn't and holy shit do we have stories.  And since we're into stories, an All Star cast of Low T characters has come together to pitch a newer, better version of Hallmark Christmas Classics. A few short days from now, we're expecting a call from the producers at Hallmark to get started on these scripts right away. Let us know what you think. Nick and Higgs are joined by Pittinger, Zac, and Jonesey for gaming atrocities, plus the best Worst Christmas Movie ideas you've maybe ever heard.   The Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life. Dont forget to follow @LowTpodcast on Twitter, and send us your feedback to lowTpodcast@gmail.com.

And this is the phase of our production where we tell you everything you never wanted to know about Scrooge McDuck. It may traumatize you, or at least compel you to look at a REALLY weird YouTube video. Also, ZAC IS BACK! He's got some stories about a his possible witch doctor former boss and joins us for a re-visitation of a game we trashed maybe a bit prematurely, if not incorrectly. Also, after Bethesda served up a shit sandwich with Fallout 76, we thought we'd serve one back. Last, we discuss what a minute of a celebrity's time is really worth to us in Higgie's WTF is this.    The Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you, because that's the Low T life

Now that Sniper Elite 4 is available on GamePass, years after its initial release, who better to review it than three past-their-prime snipers? Next, if you're wondering what to get your significant other for xmas, look no further. Low T has you covered better like a Kardashian on a second-tier NBA player (looking at you Humphries... Odom... Tristan... next guy...). Last, with Pittinger turning 40, we joke to make ourselves feel less nervous about our own mortality. What follows was a huge backfire.   The Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you.  if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common

Nick, plus new friends-of-Low T -- Brian and Sebastian -- discuss Top 3 and Bottom 3 board games. Brian clues us in on gender role tips for guys who are confused about their own expectations for their wives, and/or their wives' expectations of them. Finally, Sebastian shares his favorite Thanksgiving recipes.    The Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you.  if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common

For our third episode (!) Nick and Zac break out the memory banks to talk about how good Super Dodge Ball was. Then Zac tells us convincingly how and why getting punched in the face isnt actually all that bad. We follow that up with tips for not losing a fight, and then wrap up by listening to a lady own her shit (as well as the doo-doo of surrounding moose). the Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you.  if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common

On Episode 2, we're talking about some shitty, shitty games from yester-yore. Higgs also asks Nick "What the Fuck is This?" about things that are apparently culturally relevant to young people, but absurd to me. Last we discuss the god damn Nutcracker movie, hence beginning, but not completing, our duties of shitting upon Christmas. the Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you.  if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common

For our first episode, we're talking about MegaMan 11 and all of its 90's era mediocrity; Creed 2, a movie that is sure to be good, despite all evidence that it should not be, and a lighting round of questions for Higglestein that results in important questions and answers about solitary confinement and blow up dolls. ================================== the Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you. if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common, and salty aggression towards those things we don't like or fail to understand. For our first episode, we're talking about MegaMan 11 and all of its 90's era mediocrity; Creed 2, a movie that is sure to be good, despite all evidence that it should not be, and a lighting round of questions for Higglestein that results in important questions and answers about solitary confinement and blow up dolls.

the Low T podcast is about getting old(er), enjoying games, movies, and culture, while simultaneously shitting on all of it and each other. if you want to listen to a few middle-aged guys talk about their first-world problems, Black Ops 4, Post Malone, and how to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, this might be for you.  if you're the type to complain that I was too lazy to change from the default Verdana font to write our podcast description, i'm guessing this might not be for you, and you can also just fuck right off. that's the Low T life: happy to embrace those of you with whom we might have something in common, and salty aggression towards those things we don't like or fail to understand. In this introductory episode, Nick and Higgs tell you what the Low T life is all about. It's like, 2 minutes long and is not required