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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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It's Freeball Friday and today we perform another bingle, featuring some wonderful animal cameos. Lu tells a story about something an ex gave her after a date. And we guess how much money you've spent on pointless buys after a man spent over $300 on a square watermelon. SEEYA NEXT WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Thrust Thursday! Today on the show we hear Confessions of a Zookeeper. There’s a new service in Japan that encourages people to cry with each other, so we ask a listener to come on air and make Lu and Jarch cry. And Lu is moving house…and it might be the house next door to Jarch! SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today we’re talking everyday tasks that terrify you, after it was revealed 62% of young people are scared to put petrol in their car. We also do Unpack Your Sister, and Judge Jarchy tackles the topic of parents getting involved in their kids’ relationships. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch guess how you got your nickname. Jarch takes on another round of Say The Thing, let’s see if he can continue his winning streak… And find out why a listener is talking about having their head up an elephants butt! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Reverse The Verse is back today, and Lu does shockingly well. An employee quit her job by taking over the Walmart intercom and announcing she’s leaving after 5 years, so Lu and Jarch decided to take over the intercom at the supermarket downstairs. And a woman has given birth at Burning Man, so we ask, where did you give birth? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we chat to Dan Gorringe – he tackled Hughesy a bit too hard and Hughesy ended up in the ICU, so we’ve organised a little surprise to hopefully make good. We provide another small business with a bingle, and some people have called in with some tips for Jarch and his 100 push up challenge. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s THRUST THURSDAY and we kicked off the show with a nation wide thrust in unison. We talk to listeners about the reasons they ran away from home as kids. Jarch has set himself a new daily challenge, AND Lu brings an ASMR spa to life in the studio. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Winston Churchill Wednesday was a big one this week. Judge Jarchy heard arguments for and against banning children from events. The Swifties are taking the day off today to celebrate Taylors engagement to Travis, so we asked Australia – what’s the silliest reason you took a day off work? And Lu and Jarch discuss the scientific link between your thumb…and your brain. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today was a fun day in the studio, Lu and Jarch wax each other nostrils. Find out if either of them fainted (after a lady went viral for fainting when she waxed her own nose). And apparently having regular sex can prevent you from peeing your pants! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Merrick Watts Monday and today we hear stories about leaving dates early, after a man left a woman mid date because she didn’t know how to eat a steak properly. We try a new game, and it involves singing backwards. AND there’s a man in Rockhampton who designed a water shooter that automatically shoots water at people who park in his driveway, his name is Bruce and we talk to him on the show. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday!!! It’s a very special edition of the bingle today, the pressure is on Jarch! And all week we’ve been seeing a video of an Aussie postman going viral…during his delivery it started raining so he took the washing in for a random. We speak to the Verrity, the lady who posted the video, to find out if he folded her sheets or not? SEEYA NEXT WEEK!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s a thirsty and thrusty Thursday! Today we hear Confessions from a Paramedic, plus Lu has another crack at Say The Thing – can she find success with a beautician this time? And the most powerful men’s name has been revealed, spoilers, it’s not Jack! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch are known for playing pranks on other people, but this time their team have played the ultimate prank on them!!!! After an alcohol related incident in the studio, Lu and Jarch are put through a series of loyalty tests to see if they’ll lie and cover for their team, or if they’ll throw them under the bus. We also play You vs Lu and talk about a mum who mooned the crowd at her child’s sports day. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! Today we hear some epic stories on faint fails, after a girl fainted waxing her nose. A Judge has accidentally delivered the wrong verdict in a courtroom, and one of our favourite games 2 Letter 1 Word is back!!! Oh and Lu has come dressed as a tree! SEEYA TOMORROW!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We kicked off the week with stories of people being lazy slobs, after a man got McDonalds delivered 20 metres across the road. Judge Jarchy divides the nation once again, and Unpack Your Dad is back! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy FREEBALL FRIDAY!!!! Today on the show it’s time for another bingle! Lu and Jarch also chat about a lady who is struggling with a condition causing repetitive and unprovoked orgasms. AND a study has revealed that taking a shot before a date makes it 60% more successful! Good luck out there! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we found out it could be considered harassment to call a man bald in the UK…but not in Australia! So we played a game of “Are you bald, or do you have hair?”. Lu reckons she could win a beer mile if she entered one, and Jarch talks about a time he nearly ruined a wedding. SEEYA TOMORROW FREEBALLERS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we had someone say a naughty word!!! Lu and Jarch hype up the people of Australia this hump day, they’re turning bad weeks into good ones - one motivational speech at a time. And apparently couples are bonding over their mutual hate for people and things, so Jarch’s wife Steph has sent over a bunch of things her and Jarch both hate…spoiler, one of them is group activities! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mummy is back and she’s apologising to Australia for her sickie yesterday! Today we chat bikini pics after a boss had an argument with an employee. And our HR managers are in the studio… they weigh in on a HR complaint from a lady who wasn’t invited to her colleagues wedding, and we throw some other common workplace issues at them to get an official HR ruling. SEEYA TOMORROW!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mummy is sick today, but don’t worry, Jarch and LP have got you covered!! We caught up with Harry, the man going viral for the greatest crowd catch at the cricket over the weekend. And Judge Jarchy hears another case, today it’s about a couple who broke up right before going on a holiday – what happens to the trip? Lu is back tomorrow, SEEYA THEN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
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Truly a show for the plebeians