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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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We made it to Freeball Friday! Today on the show Lu and Jarch chat about how many layers are acceptable to wear at an airport to avoid baggage fees, and 2 letters 1 word gets heated. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Luisa’s 32nd birthday today, and the entire team forgot! Nonetheless it’s a fun show - a therapist does a surprise reading into some of the evil looking doodles Jarch has been drawing in the studio, and a very special guest takes on You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Jarch puts in an admirable effort on Say the Thing. And a new trend of kids pranking their parents with automated messages is going viral, so Lu and Jarch give it a go on FarmerBoy69 and Franco. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, the best radio game of all time is back… QUICK MOO! Apparently yelling at a seagull makes it leave you alone, and a man has lost his pants on a rollercoaster so of course we’re asking – when did your pants fall down? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about the Scottish man who accidentally woke up on a random couple’s couch after stumbling into the wrong apartment on a night out. Plus, the internet is divided over a woman’s reason for turning down her partner’s proposal, and Lu reveals the truly psychotic thing her boyfriend Wumpy did on a flight over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday! A man was caught walking 16,000 steps after calling in sick for a foot injury, so today Lu and Jarch chat sickie scandals. And apparently dark chocolate can improve your memory in as little as an hour, so we put it to the test! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A South Australian girl got a free serving of maggots when she bought a croissant from a local café. So today on the show, Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you find in your food? Convergence is back for another round, and Lu saw a different side of Jarch at the gym today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch attempt to Unpack Your Kid…and it might be Lu’s best round yet! Judge Jarchy hears a case that he struggles to make a ruling on, and Lu and Jarch have both attempted to exercise today which ended with one of them dry heaving. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch are talking about inappropriate times you couldn’t stop laughing, after a best man couldn’t hold it together at his brother’s wedding. Movie tickets are on the line during 2 letters 1 word, and we help set up some single ladies…with some single tradies. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The most haunted house in Australia is up for sale, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – is YOUR house haunted? Reverse The Verse is back for another round, and we chat about a couple of Aussie girls who thought they got caught in the rain… turns out it was a possum peeing on them. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the things you’ve walked into, after a man walked straight into a sign while checking out an attractive woman. Plus, police were called to a “lion” on the loose in the Irish woodlands… turns out it was a dog with a silly haircut. So we’re asking: When have you accidentally called 000? SEE YA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s a very happy Thrust Thursday from Adelaide today! We’ve got new information on the heist that rocked The Louvre recently, and it’s not looking good for their security team. We’ve also decided to offer up our billboards to the listeners, AND we ask the question – when did you cheat fate? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today is not Lulu’s day… she’s lost her voice AND she’s been rocked by a scandal. We’ve received a voice message from the United Kingdom, and it’s raised some questions around Lu’s credibility. Oh and we also talk about the pros of morning sex. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not even the race that stops the nation can stop Lu and Jarch! We’ve got a cup themed game “Melbourne Cup or Made Up”, we play a prank on a real estate agent who hates his job, and we hear a Judge Jarchy argument so strong the defendant belongs in a real-life court room. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch are fresh off the back of their very first live podcast show. They’ve had no sleep and they’re in the mood to cause chaos, so it’s a very loose ‘no undie Mundie’. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, and we want to know – what knocked your teeth out? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday...and Happy Halloween! Today Lu and Jarch ask the question - when did you know you were poor? And things go even more rogue than usual when the boys from Superwog drop by the studio. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Thrust Thursday! 140 Aussie students were taught the wrong thing before their year 12 Ancient History exams. The teachers clearly don’t know the difference between Augustus and Julius Caesar, but do Lu and Jarch? And we hear stories about crazy neighbours. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and Lu has brought her brand new hobby into work with her today. Nedd Brockmann drops into the studio to celebrate his ‘Uncomfortable Challenge’ coming to an end this afternoon, and we want to know – what hit you in the face? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Chewbacca Tuesday and Judge Jarchy has a case to fire up the stepparents. We play a game of Reverse The Verse to celebrate the launch of our brand new station “Heart”, and we’ve found a list of the most interesting items confiscated from airports across Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch kick off a brand-new week with some stories about sleepwalking. And we put Jarch to the test to see how strong his relationships are with the rest of the team – find out if he passed with flying colours or failed miserably. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
Truly a show for the plebeians