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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Lu and Jarch are fresh off the back of their very first live podcast show. They’ve had no sleep and they’re in the mood to cause chaos, so it’s a very loose ‘no undie Mundie’. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, and we want to know – what knocked your teeth out? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday...and Happy Halloween! Today Lu and Jarch ask the question - when did you know you were poor? And things go even more rogue than usual when the boys from Superwog drop by the studio. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Thrust Thursday! 140 Aussie students were taught the wrong thing before their year 12 Ancient History exams. The teachers clearly don’t know the difference between Augustus and Julius Caesar, but do Lu and Jarch? And we hear stories about crazy neighbours. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and Lu has brought her brand new hobby into work with her today. Nedd Brockmann drops into the studio to celebrate his ‘Uncomfortable Challenge’ coming to an end this afternoon, and we want to know – what hit you in the face? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Chewbacca Tuesday and Judge Jarchy has a case to fire up the stepparents. We play a game of Reverse The Verse to celebrate the launch of our brand new station “Heart”, and we’ve found a list of the most interesting items confiscated from airports across Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch kick off a brand-new week with some stories about sleepwalking. And we put Jarch to the test to see how strong his relationships are with the rest of the team – find out if he passed with flying colours or failed miserably. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday!! Lu and Jarch want to know - what did you eat your lunch with - after a tradie was filmed using a levelling tool to eat his pasta. And we have a laugh at some dads who suck at technology. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Judge Jarchy hears another case, and this one has the parents out there fired up. A shocking study has declared Australia the 7thfunniest country in the world, so we put our funniest listeners on air to prove the research wrong. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday! Today on the show, Lu and Jarch go head-to-head in a game of “is this a real place in Australia or did we make it up?”. And we ask the question…is the bush coming back? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Last week Lu claimed she’s watched enough TV to know how to break into a car, so today we put her to the test! We gave her ten minutes, a coathanger, and LP’s blessing — did she successfully break into his car? Plus, Jarch does some dancing for Lu to see if she can spot the most attractive dance move, according to new research. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch need your help! Jarch showed up unannounced at Lu’s house – so we want to know, can you leave someone outside if they show up uninvited? And a delivery man has done something unhinged at Lu’s house while delivering her washing machine. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show, Lu goes undercover on a rival radio show to try score herself a meet and greet with Pitbull. Jarch delivers another memorable bingle, this time it’s for Davids Truck Training. And Reverse The Verse is back, and it might be our best round yet! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big show today! Unpack Your Dad returns, and Lu has a Pitbull update after sliding into his DMs yesterday. Plus, we hear about a dad who misunderstood his daughters request for a K-Pop themed birthday party and threw her a North Korean one instead - complete with flags and a Kim Jong Un cut out! SEEYA TOMORROW for Freeball Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today Lu and Jarch want to know… who saw your undies? Plus Jarch forgot his t-shirt so he had to dig a dirty one out of his car, and Lu is on a quest to meet Pitbull this weekend so some listeners helped her slide into his DMs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about things that are NOT illegal but should be. And Judge Jarchy is back with his most divisive case yet! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If you’ve ever been ghosted then this one’s for you! Lu and Jarch give a ghoster a taste of their own medicine. Plus Convergence is back for another round and find out which 2 Australian cities have made it onto the global friendliest cities list. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch ask the question – what did you climb? We deliver another bingle performance straight from the heart, and Lu has embarrassed herself on a night out, yet again! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Isaac and Jack from Swag On The Beat are hanging out in the studio. Instead of You Vs Lu, it’s You Vs TWO, can Lu beat the boys? We also talk about an ungrateful girlfriend who Jarch refers to as a “mongrel”. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man drove himself to the hospital after being attacked by a shark, so today Lu and Jarch ask the question – when did you save yourself? The 10 most popular coffee orders in Australia have been revealed, and Lu and Jarch so some insignificant ranting. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch try out a brand new game…and it goes surprisingly well, despite a minor cheating scandal. And Lu has started a new pool trend which she thinks will take off this summer, it’s called RATE MY BOMB! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
Truly a show for the plebeians