LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

'I am actually a real life human sherbet dip'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: BIG NEWS. The long long long long awaited reno is UNDERWAY and Anna's picked up the keys to the new gaff in the meantime, we're praising dumps (and not the usual Luanna kind of dump), how to address Bonnie Blue with your kids & an Amazon mishap. Plus: The lady who had to give her child up after she was implanted with the wrong embryo, the teen who successfully had his parasitic twin removed, a weirdo sticking a lolly in her nunn and a rant about daughtersRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

03-10
57:48

TOTALLY EXTRA: Adult Spoons, a Crisp Messiah & Smashing the New Car

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: A lady very angry about some office crisps, smashing up your new car, when meeting the in-laws goes a bit pete tong & why doesn't medication come with spoons for adults?Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

03-06
39:52

'He worked up a sweat that day didn't he?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Sourdough starter, the girls' skiing half term hols, Imo takes an accidental trip, an interesting Did You Know, how to deal with a friend in a rubbish relationship and a foot peel eating uncle...Plus: A Doctor removing ovaries without consent, a stripper at a care home, sucking teabags and a strong rant from ziss. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

03-03
01:11:49

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Worst and Only Prank Luanna have done, Tiramisu & A Turd in the Sea

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: We listen to that time we pranked Hilda and it went TERRIBLY, ranting about makeup testers, a man with a smoking issue, a fella with a bangin' Tiramisu, a "gun" in Salzburg and a turd in the sea causes chaos. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-27
39:58

'Belittling... no, but banter... yes'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: A big old musical chat, the clap, caught by clever kiddos, a nightmare house & a chocolate swiss roll.Plus: Are Icks hurting men? Bed etiquette, and a racking rant from Lu. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-24
01:06:16

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Hiff of a Whiff, Handwashing & Reasons to keep it Trimmed Downstairs

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: Reasons to trim downstairs, a stinking vag ruining career paths, accidentally running someone, over & colour matching jizz, again. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-20
33:09

'Who's gonna identify you from your b*mhole?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: We're all together! We're chatting full on bao buns, Lu's cancer update, competitive sleep, honey, turkeys, trauma bonds and a shocking massage.Plus: Sex worker tales and big guffs.Join us for the BIG GALENTINES NIGHT IN! - Watch it all back NOW https://luanna.live/Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-17
01:18:06

TOTALLY EXTRA: Light the Fart, Can Openers & a Wet Towel

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: It's Galentines day! We're chatting email mishaps to church congregations, light the fart backfires massively, can openers, a pigeon update & shagging your brother's childhood bestie. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-13
30:21

'The flap came out'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: We fiiiiinally get the massage story Luisa's been teasing for weeks - have we all had a dodgy one? Plus: Body counts, slutty knicknacks, the "Netflix licence fee" and locking your head in a cage. Join us for the BIG GALENTINES NIGHT IN! - Grab your ticket NOW https://luanna.live/Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-10
48:06

TOTALLY EXTRA: Potholes, Ras El Hanout & Leftover Ladles

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: A woman with conjunctivitis, leftover ladles, years old spices and getting back at a potholey nursery.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-06
31:54

'That's lifechanging!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Anna's been rubbing shoulders with A-listers on the red carpet, Lu's got an itchy arse, Imo is changing lives, a practical joke gone wrong, advice for a lost woman and a coarse large surface area. Plus: Wynne Evans pulls out of the Strictly tour, the most Luanna of news stories there ever was, a brilliant weirdo and one hell of a rant from the Ziss. Join us for the BIG GALENTINES NIGHT IN! - Grab your ticket NOW https://luanna.live/Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

02-03
01:03:55

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, Poledancing & a Penchant for Tights

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: When pole dancing goes wrong, being disqualified from an egg competition, an obsession with tights, and Anna voicenotes the pod. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-30
33:15

'Never have I been so excited about a message on Luanna'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Imo's ditched us, Lu's had a full health check up and may have been psychic, Anna's on her customer service high horse, we have an update on the update on the 20 year curry confession, an icky social media dilemma and tickling an old man's balls. Plus: The debate on drug facilitation rooms continues, a literal shit shag and don't send Lu voicenotes. Join us for the BIG GALENTINES NIGHT IN! - Grab your ticket NOW https://luanna.live/Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-27
01:13:25

TOTALLY EXTRA: Self Promo Birthday Posts, Kitty Polly & Luanna nearly Quit

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: Slutvana, kids saying the funniest things, a cat based petty polly, the longest pregnancy fart ever & LuAnna nearly quit. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-23
27:09

"When 2 become 1..."

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.Which one of us is the asshole? The reno is nearly, kind of, sort of underway, a response about having a gay dad, a hoarding mum and when two holes become one. Plus: Drug facilitation rooms, when an MRI goes seriously wrong and more of your weirdos. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-20
01:17:06

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lufannian of the Year, Painting Eggs & A Foot Loving PE Teacher

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: Our first pitch for lufannian of the year, painting eggs, customer service is down the pan, a gross used condom in a cupboard and behind the scenes of an Onlyfeet type venture. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-16
31:11

'Full moon...half moon....total eclipse!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We finally get to hear about Anna's directorial debut and her "Dogkey", Luisa manages to prank Hilda, a moral dilemma over being sent money by Eileen, a Quality Street deep dive and a toothpick in the bottom.Plus, a missing woman is found, we're dissecting the Pornhub top search words of last year, a couple o weirdos and a wedding dilemma. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-13
01:09:03

TOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Elephant & Poopmail

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: Shit gifts galore, a concrete enema, spaffing on a housemate in their sleep, and a case of major road rage.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-09
37:12

'I’m pissed off he cried. How dare he?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We catch up after Lu and Anna hit Dubai for New Years, Anna has a case of anxiety, Imo saw Kerry Katona and Katie Price in Panto, we're learning about a male reflex, a GP receptionist gets a golden jar and the update we've all been waiting for. Plus, we can finally talk about the Gisèle Pelicot case, Meghan Markle's trying tv (again) and a great weirdo to kick off 2025.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-06
01:19:15

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Best Luanna Year Yet

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week's Totally Extra: It's become a bit of a Luanna tradition at the beginning of the year to look back at our predictions and aspirations from the past year and make some for the next. So what did we get right? And what's on the cards for 2025?Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

01-02
31:12

Holli Lennon

why oh WHY does she interrupt Anna SO MUCHHHHHH. couldn't listen after 10 minutes

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Dave

that voice could cut glass!

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Carly Miles

Pussy 😂

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Sally Hazel Chadwick

love love love PUSSY :D

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