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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!

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'Steps are Lufannians!'

'Steps are Lufannians!'

2025-09-0101:18:21

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu, Anna and Imo are back in the studio together, chatting our upcoming Roadtrip, Lu's riding show showdown with Clemmie, Anna meeting some celeb Lufannians on Sunday Brunch and Imo's moving headache.Plus… a shoutout to a man fan, reasons to live a kid free life, a cornish holiday adventure, to take GCSEs or not and Pornhub on the down. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Kids smuggling a tortoise internationally, remote control revenge, your travel icks, misheard lyrics, the tale of Tar and Tar 2 and a moustache challenge.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu’s got a brand-new Spanish horse, Anna braves her first ever ice bath, and Imo's been cheering for the Lionesses (and maybe lining up a five-a-side with them).Plus… the chaos of Lu’s Latitude Festival trip, an awkward first time with a woman, a jewel butt plug gifted to Uncle Jim, adult dummies as a stress trend, and a doctor struck off for the most disgusting coffee topping ever. All that, plus a rant about plane passengers who just won’t wait their turn.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: We hear which celebs you've snogged, and some of them are tenuous at best, getting petty revenge by getting your ex to put his new girlfriend's toothbrush up his own bum, a heartwarming story about a non-verbal kid, Imo should be a voiceover artist and getting off at the hairdresser.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out what sort of porn the girls are into, what our thoughts on the Bonnie Blue documentary are and get an architectural response to our questions about toilet doors. Plus...grassing up your pal, a sweaty golf prank, women staying single and childfree, and when Luisa's rant goes tits up. Hilarity ensues. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Routing out your old school reports, a conundrum as to whether you continue to cohabit with your ex for the sake of the kids, winding up your partner with the volume buttons, more hamster trauma and hello to all the YouTube foot fetishers.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got a wonky eye and Anna's developed a lisp, Lu's planning a 'Burning-Lu' funeral, Anna had a standoff with Elle in the celeb farm shop over a waffle and a listener has a bum gun malfunction.Plus...AI girlfriends, a man eloping with his son's betrothed, a woman addicted to sneezing and light is appearing at the end of the tunnel - the end of the summer hols is in sight!Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Aoife is beckoning us to Ireland to become the Queens of Muff, a sex worker making use of her stoma, gay porn blasting in the garden & a saucy secret originating from the operating theatre. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are flying Imo-less as she lives her best life on holiday so brace yourselves. Lu's been on a very celebby holiday, it's confirmed that Boris is no more (RIP), Anna's kicking of the summer holidays locking herself in the utility room and the listeners are writing in with some classic Luanna gold. Plus...teenagers being given the vote, the very sad case of influencer Emilie Kiser's son, another incredible competition for you and belt wankers, Lu's angry about them all over again. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/-Under 18 voting stats can be found in the following article: https://www.itv.com/news/2025-07-16/votes-at-16-half-of-16-and-17-year-olds-against-lowering-voting-age
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Mistaking diabetic jam with KY Jelly, when podcast parenting hacks go wrong, taking raw pork chops to school and dropping into an AA meeting by mistake. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna’s older, none the wiser, and Lu’s been trying to buy horses in Spain and gearing up for Latitude festival. Plus...killing wasps with a can of hairspray, the woman whose boyfriend still won’t say “I love you” after 10 months, the horror of ASOS banning returns, and a very traumatic poop story involving a child and an apple.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Would you want a sausage roll for a present? Would you use loo paper more than once just to be frugal? and would you keep a dried umbilical cord in the shape of the word 'love'? All this and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'RIP Boris'

'RIP Boris'

2025-07-2101:04:00

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's in a mood because Boris, the duck, is missing and suspected dead. But nevertheless we're here delivering ALL THE LONG AWAITED GOSS from the boat trip. Plus...having no pals but being ok with it, the Aussie woman convicted of poisoning her family with mushrooms & the man in trouble with the law for calling up emergency services with his foot fetishisms. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Testicles get a fun new name, petty reasons to dump someone, believing you're related to the Queen, getting back at a racist bully and leaving your bloody tampon in the bowl, just to hit home what it takes to be a woman. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We bloody love a musical, Anna gets called "facey" and is delighted with herself, a catcalling debate and we are planning a road trip and want you to get involved! Plus...Paternity policies, a duck with a wheelchair, a mouse in a hedge and eating fingernail dirt. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Badly timed farts, Brenda blocking an Ambo, relieving yourself with a letter opener, a 21 second fart, a techy meltdown, a shitty roll up and do Luanna worry about getting cancelled?Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a fella called Gary needs to do better. Plus...A woman who's been faking it for YEARS, strangulation in porn is being banned and a man who loves to suck on dirty tights. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A Museum on the Isle of Wight we just absolutely need to go and visit, a lovely clock, moaning about shops, a concerning man with a stoma, pissing on your fella's toothbrush, a salty nunn and a glittery clit. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and demure. Anna's been to A&E with Enzo and Lu's scared about planes being struck by lightning. Plus...What happens when your child comes back from school saying they've been playing with 'a man', a problem with a family pooch and Toby, our Santa stomping lufannian is back with another raunchy tale. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: It’s Imo’s birthday and she's off to a courtroom drama – but not before we dive into fanny flannels, burnt vaginas, and altitude farting for revenge.Plus: A listener confesses to faking her way onto a pub karaoke stage as an X Factor finalist, there’s a hamster that dies twice, an equestrian sexcapade with a surprise FaceTime willy, and a girl who accidentally sprays athlete’s foot treatment on her nun.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
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Comments (34)

Holli Lennon

why oh WHY does she interrupt Anna SO MUCHHHHHH. couldn't listen after 10 minutes

Sep 22nd
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Dave

that voice could cut glass!

Feb 5th
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Carly Miles

Pussy 😂

Feb 1st
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Sally Hazel Chadwick

love love love PUSSY :D

Jan 30th
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Faye Smith

Rapids Wedgie

Nov 12th
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Michelle Finesilver

Rapids Wedgy #IYKYK

Nov 2nd
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Carly Miles

Rapids wedgie 😂 #IYKYK

Nov 1st
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Sharon Davies

rapid wedgie

Oct 30th
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Sharon Davies

botty or boards

Oct 24th
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Stef Butternuts Thomas

#cultlufanian!! Botty or Board!! BEST POD OUT THERE!!

Oct 24th
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Kerry Taylor Stevenson

Love it guys xxx

Mar 3rd
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hayley purkiss

love you guys !! you get me though mum life with a smile XXX

May 29th
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Art Sh

Luisa's accents are really annoying and make me not want to listen

Apr 28th
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Raver Wright

my dad was in the army and tell us they all used to wear tights for warmth! hope he doesn't still do it now he's a civilian

Oct 19th
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Sarah Dean

absolutely bloody loved this, massive fan of Russel he's like a Male version of Luisa. he should pop onto the pod every few months :) throughly enjoyed this thanks guys x

Jul 7th
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ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th
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ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th
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Hannah L

This is my favourite ever podcast! Was gutted when I realised you weren't on Loose Lips anymore but thank goodness for Luanna! I actually look forward to a Monday mornings now 😂 I love that you discuss real hard hitting matters and the support and advice you offer your listeners is awesome. I've laughed and cried listening to this pod. I bloody love it! thanks ladies for one of the favourite parts of my week!xxx

Feb 26th
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Summer Hawkins

So flipping excited you girls are back!! You get me through the best and worst days in my weeek!!! The best pod about 🙏🏼🙏🏼 cannot wait to see you on tour too💞

Feb 6th
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Siâny P

Yessss! you are BACK!! It was a dark, lonely, unfunny time without you girlies!! just love the podcast. you two just make me laugh out loud....I love the honesty, TMI and laughter each episode brings!! ❤

Feb 5th
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