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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Christmas prep is underway, the trees are up, Elle's big role in the nativity needs some lighting up, there's going to be a fish rehoming, we love Itsu and Lu's moving to Dubai, but Luanna lives on! Plus, a listener's husband living a lie, work pregnancy issues, a kid goes off script at her nativity and we chat about Georgina Cox's Sweaty Betty problem. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A nurse who's NOT happy about the amount of sore throats in her clinic, a woman seething about Christmas PJs, a conundrum about a paper clip, burying the wrong cat and a drunken Terry's moment. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'But where does it stop?!'

'But where does it stop?!'

2025-12-0101:14:32

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's December! We've opened door number 1 on our advent calendars, the nativity parts are in, Lu rides for England, Anna meets Ross Kemp, and we're chatting a forgotten bullet & finance dynamics. Plus, a cuckhold in a wardrobe, a big chat on fine-free school absences, the Danes are the latest to join the list of countries banning social media for teens, and sh*tting in a lunchbox.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A Glamma, nursery drop off rants, a pregnant hit and run, sharting in the jacuzzi, Bruce Almighty fantasies and the biggest back track from Lu possibly ever. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's bloody cold, Lu's hating the hockey, we're Team Tom and Team Vogue for I'm a Celeb, Imo's finally got rid of her car, the recco secco hits you with some wholesome family fun and a programme to binge.Plus, feral soldiers, concern for a friend in a controlling relationship, vaporub in places you'd never want it, kids skin care & reselling tickets. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Songs you can no longer listen to because of that memory, the twat tax, incorrect english, a heartfelt thank you & pubes best served in pasta. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's been to Dubai and drank in inordinate amount of tequila, Anna's been to the lakes and spilled a bucket of wine down herself and Imo's scrapping Did you know. It's all going on.Plus, iffy massages, a man looking for sex advice, women only carriages on tubes, dipping biccies in squash and the lady who faked a pregnancy and birth. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Relationship hacks, the dreaded Swansea, kids say the funniest things, charging for chores is working, "racing" assholes at traffic lights and accidentally feeding a friend's baby. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'Come and party with us!'

'Come and party with us!'

2025-11-1001:00:57

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got self diagnosed SAD, we watched the Traitors final and we're obsessed, Imo is the new Women's football pod correspondent and we have a very exciting announcement! Luanna: The BIG Party is coming next year!! Plus, changes to the curriculum, the Louvre's less than decent password, hiding from Hitler and Lu has a big old rant about eating habits. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Terrible accents, some love for the Luanna community, cyclists not in cycle lanes, pretending to be colourblind for YEARS, struggling with identity without a job and strumming yourself on the loo. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're reminiscing about bonfire night, delve into what happened at Lu's psychic dinner party, and Lu tries to remember who she lost her virginity to. Plus, a cruise crapuccino mishap, a pregnancy dilemma, the value of sport for school girls, a man who pretended he was blind for years and a morbid weirdo. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Our halloween plans, more misheard lyrics, the return of bellends in birth, wedding dilemmas, an unfortunate live bathroom event, revenge served a bit damp and sex fantasies about a step-uncle. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's Halloween week! - So we've dressed up, and that's about as far as we go. We get Anna's Jamaica sex club story, a fact about pumpkins and a story about losing your virginity that's not one to forget. Plus, Kim Kardashians pube wigs, the child smacking ban and Imo has a rant.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A big mother-in-law chair dilemma, poop on the walls of a covid lab, and she did it, against our advice, she shagged the married neighbour.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Ivor (I've always wanted...) comes out in full force as Lu buys THE MOST LUISA golf buggy you've ever heard of for Dubai, Anna's started her HRT journey, mobile petting zoos, pingpong shows and a ladybird invasion. Plus, scientific breakthroughs, fart spray and an actual Widow of the Week. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: An ill woman letting her child push candle wax into the carpet... all for 5 mins peace, a sexual escapade leading to red ants somewhere you do not want red ants, crashing without insurance (eek!) and COME ON THE RED ROSES!Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
'I think I have sepsis!'

'I think I have sepsis!'

2025-10-1301:19:45

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.!Trigger Warning for sexual abuse & rape.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Iiiiiiiiiits the ailment of the weeeeheeeeeek - Anna thinks she has sepsis. The rest of us aren't so sure. Imo's been electrocuted, Lu doesn't think Americans have any style and we're all obsessed with the Traitors. Plus, more justice for Gisele Pelicot, a very interesting couple dynamic that we might try out ourselves and eating baby food. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: the mortifying tale of gym leggings that left nothing to the imagination, a pharmacy mix-up that turned a tendon into a something a little more intimate, and one listeners brilliantly sneaky act of toddler-toy revenge.Plus, misheard Christmas lyrics, wedding-day disasters, neighbours behaving badly on dating apps, and the near miss of serving someone their dead wife’s ashes in a cuppa.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Move over Imo - Bex has taken over and looking like 'Marty McFly' in the corner. Anna got squash porned in the thai massage parlour and Lu has been caravaning in Skegness when she could have been on stage at the O2 or at the Four Seasons.Plus, a story about getting frisky in the woods has Anna and Lu in stitches.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Vinted - the bargain bin of humanity’s most infuriating characters, a deep dive into when “boundaries” are just plain selfishness, and the traumatising tale of someone who quite literally ate sh*t.Plus, hilariously misheard lyrics, confessions of an Oasis superfan's wife, and the Luffanian who broke up a marriage.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
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Comments (34)

Holli Lennon

why oh WHY does she interrupt Anna SO MUCHHHHHH. couldn't listen after 10 minutes

Sep 22nd
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Dave

that voice could cut glass!

Feb 5th
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Carly Miles

Pussy 😂

Feb 1st
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Sally Hazel Cavanagh

love love love PUSSY :D

Jan 30th
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Faye Smith

Rapids Wedgie

Nov 12th
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Michelle Finesilver

Rapids Wedgy #IYKYK

Nov 2nd
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Carly Miles

Rapids wedgie 😂 #IYKYK

Nov 1st
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Sharon Davies

rapid wedgie

Oct 30th
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Sharon Davies

botty or boards

Oct 24th
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Stef Butternuts Thomas

#cultlufanian!! Botty or Board!! BEST POD OUT THERE!!

Oct 24th
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Kerry Taylor Stevenson

Love it guys xxx

Mar 3rd
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hayley purkiss

love you guys !! you get me though mum life with a smile XXX

May 29th
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Art Sh

Luisa's accents are really annoying and make me not want to listen

Apr 28th
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Raver Wright

my dad was in the army and tell us they all used to wear tights for warmth! hope he doesn't still do it now he's a civilian

Oct 19th
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Sarah Dean

absolutely bloody loved this, massive fan of Russel he's like a Male version of Luisa. he should pop onto the pod every few months :) throughly enjoyed this thanks guys x

Jul 7th
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ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th
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ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th
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Hannah L

This is my favourite ever podcast! Was gutted when I realised you weren't on Loose Lips anymore but thank goodness for Luanna! I actually look forward to a Monday mornings now 😂 I love that you discuss real hard hitting matters and the support and advice you offer your listeners is awesome. I've laughed and cried listening to this pod. I bloody love it! thanks ladies for one of the favourite parts of my week!xxx

Feb 26th
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Summer Hawkins

So flipping excited you girls are back!! You get me through the best and worst days in my weeek!!! The best pod about 🙏🏼🙏🏼 cannot wait to see you on tour too💞

Feb 6th
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Siâny P

Yessss! you are BACK!! It was a dark, lonely, unfunny time without you girlies!! just love the podcast. you two just make me laugh out loud....I love the honesty, TMI and laughter each episode brings!! ❤

Feb 5th
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