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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteCharlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoachWebsite - www.theintimacycoachuk.comInstagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficialFacebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachukTwitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.comInstagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficialFacebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachukTwitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1Charlene’s Sanctuary WhatsApp group - https://chat.whatsapp.com/BUS9s9w99bU5vnbbguhlJ2?mode=ems_share_t0:00 Intro to our first ever guest2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams 2:51 Sexual dysfunction 6:52 Other ways to please a woman8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?13:13 there is no script 17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”37:06 What is sex addiction?41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?59:22 Premature ejaculation 1:04:18 Does size matter?1:12:07 There is no normal 1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?1:20:47 Gender roles and sex1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete1:31:42 sexual language 1:38:01 The @nal section 1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig 
Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 1:09 Pete is moving into a new house 1:58 Getting your back scratched 3:46 Black swan effect 8:21 living with chronic pain 10:36 Technology is so advance now 12:07 My son doing a poo 13:32 if we went back in time 14:56 faking life on social media 16:04 companies will poison us to make profit 18:51 big American jaws 22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic 31:04 police officer with bumbs 39:21 looking after old people 42:37 would you stay with her?48:04 being scornful 53:29 Why is will smith so hated?1:06:28 horrible comments 1:11:50 Rap battle 1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄1:21:03 life changing decisions so you 1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison” 1:28:48 Outro 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOn this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number  about a woman who catfished her own daughter. 0:00 Ginger Jay controversy 1:00:46 unknown Number doc 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOn this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.0:00 Intro2:33 Best women to get 5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps 6:47 Pete’s toxic traits8:45 Model wounded being a hero11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)12:59 Would you help if you were a model?16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around 19:06 physical violence in a relationship 21:46 Man caught cheating 27:55 If black people gained power 29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault 39:37 Dating for money 43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce 56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory 59:04 Lucas and Pat1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher 1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble 1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad 1:23:20 When men take advantage of women  1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?1:27:03 You don’t love money Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Just a friendly reminder 7:07 The biggest loser documentary 26:16 Cruel prank 28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances 37:57 Siamese twins only one gay 42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes 44:41 Sad video about online safety 50:30 “The strip search prank”58:08 The time Luke was abused1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police 1:20:36 Murder rate England 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 “I was in hospital”5:01 Pete Calls hid dad 6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E8:12 “Doctors find me” 9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed”14:48 “I was traumatised”18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital 20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic” 22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum?26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit 36:31 “My boner in hospital”41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money”48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused 50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest 57:24 When they want you to stop them1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work 1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees?1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOn this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?0:00 Intro 2:46 Naked Photos of my mum5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos 11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR14:19 Stoping good people from helping 20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera 27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome 37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex 42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv 47:51 When you see someone’s private photos 49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house 1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism 1:14:07 we are all getting old 1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy 28:24 Am I insecure?29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor 39:09 P*rn websites be I.d 44:25 Science behind why we cheat 50:11 Back to magazines 52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away 57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem 1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol1:17:55 Back to the dilemma Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma  about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 3:04 Cheating CEO16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy25:17 CEO made a statement 27:38 “My friend was cheated on”31:42 I just want a good woman 39:35 When your girlfriend proposes44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”58:02 Donating organs 1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him 1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past 1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted” 1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidneyFull video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro 2:26 A Fly flew into my boxers4:24 I flooded my neighbours flat 7:04 He got given the flat for free from his boss8:39 Self cleaning vagina 10:03 Yeast infection 12:30 “Sounds like you don’t like vaginas”15:36 Conor mcgreggor cheating again24:48 If you could would you have other women?29:48 women’s problem with dating 36:02 Is my boyfriend a pedo?43:03 You can’t always listen to your friends52:36 Is my age gap too big?54:53 I witnessed someone having a heart attack 56:41 How do I initiate dominance in the bedroom?1:09:23 When sex isn’t a big deal1:12:25 When a woman try’s to destroy your relationship Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Shout out to our community with a special thanks 13:24 Diddy15:21 Racist law 18:15 He didn’t start out like this 18:56 Could we become monsters?21:40 Do I want my wife to be filthy?24:53 Doing things you don’t like to keep him happy26:28 We are not victim blaming 31:22 If I get scammed am I in the wrong for being stupid?35:52 Powerful men can be vulnerable too38:15 When your Ex is more dirty after you break-up40:26 Explaining sex outside the bedroom sounds bad 41:59 Downgrading your lifestyle feels like a punishment 46:48 How does diddys life change now + O.J Simpson 48:53 Brian Kohberger + Should internet history be used as evidence?1:07:01 Dilemma: Should I Ghost him?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 34:08 Am being too timid?37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver42:09 Outgrowing your friends49:37 Pete’s Dad  53:06 Urine of a diabetic 53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 59:14 Scares me what people do for fun1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?1:14:30 A life of risk 1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 1:34:43 Some people never change Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist 8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group46:05 Hobo-Sexual 52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 34:08 Am being too timid?37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver42:09 Outgrowing your friends49:37 Pete’s Dad  53:06 Urine of a diabetic 53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 59:14 Scares me what people do for fun1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?1:14:30 A life of risk 1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 1:34:43 Some people never change Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro and Breakdancing 4:09 What makes you a hero?8:44 Trump Vs Musk13:01 Luke reads Petes mind 19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy 27:16 When your friend has dirt on you31:11 Are Americans stupid?34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around 36:04 Tinder introduces height filter 41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men 47:33 Man steals to show off to women54:20 Willy Extender 1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Lucas and Pat Intro6:47 Woman was rude to Luke in traffic 12:11 When people cant accept an apology 16:40 Lucas and Pat answer dilemma 25:02 Pete is frightened for his life26:00 People begging for money34:07 When people turn into drug addicts43:35 Friend who turned gay47:19 Friend stuck in world war fantasy  48:16 Government keep changing mind about cannabis 52:53 Changing mind about trans 57:21 Least favourite race 1:09:46 One of your ancestors were R*ped?1:14:07 Dilemma: My best friend fat shames meFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 If we had each other voices1:52 Walking long distances 2:43 Good tv ads 4:25 Women with dirty feet 8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy 20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family 23:58 Back to spitting in the face28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public 30:29 Romeo Must die film32:34 Hairy legs on a woman 35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together 39:04 President macron and wife fight in public 41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment 44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum 52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop 1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma 1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Altercation with Spotify security 7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship 22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them29:34 Pete would cheat for food35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV 48:16 Wasting a woman’s time50:45 Back to the dilemma 58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 We need a new intro2:28 Pete’s got beef again7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?15:43 Pete gives but he cant take18:21 Luke got stopped by the police 30:36 Back to bullying 36:36 Luke clashes with his son 41:32 Being a real man44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade 51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women 1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex 1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman 1:26:04 Women who tease men🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice 16:15 Being caught red handed 26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating” 30:14 Stealing cats and children 37:42 When you accidentally insult someone 46:49 Thinking in picture or words 57:17 “I was so embarrassed”58:54 Man kills police office after sons death 1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)1:13:35 Dilemma continued 
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Kirsty Crookes

signed up n looking 4ward 2 the tour guys 👌🥂😜

Jan 2nd
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