Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken  4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men 14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman 17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling  23:46 Flirting  38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments? 53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs  1:15:56 Credits  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

11-12
01:18:05

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + F*ck you Jack  Personality test  result same as my son Pete in road rage once again Pete has a problem in the park Incident in the hair shop  One time when racism worked in my favour  Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians  Worst gift you’ve ever  received? + African names  British P*nis sizes are getting larger  Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-05
01:29:29

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about  Liam Payne  I love filthy women but… Wife carrying Championship  Liam Payne cost of fame  Simp Men A ghost called Tyrone  Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-29
01:28:47

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Petes trip to Malaysia  Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicament  Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paper  You have to know your partner  One nighters are fun but not meaningful  S*x in the communal area of a flat-share  If we lived in a flat-share  Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it out  An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staff  Pete would be worst kidnapper of all time  Lukes got some riddles for Pete  Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket lists  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-22
01:26:53

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing. Intro + What we think about American people  Why do we Punish mistakes? Getting angry and embarrassing yourself  No self-awareness when it comes to smells  What’s the craziest stuff you’ve done in the bedroom? Advice for dating a “Player”  Pete working out what words mean by how they sound  Back to the advice  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-15
01:17:29

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Disabled toilets in hotels  Pete won’t admit he has a Pawn addiction  Petes upset with Lukes flirting + Charlotte’s not happy  Could you be a stepdad? Petes definition of “Love” + Not understanding accents  What would you prefer, a Feminine son or daughter who sleeps around? Being embarrassed by the work your partner does  Lesbian dilemma + Skinny shaming  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-08
01:39:33

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Getting kidnapped  How popular fetishes have changed from 2004 to 2024  No legs in the bedroom + wrestling  P*rn addiction  Man advertises on dating profile he hits women and gets 800+ matches  Looking down on other peoples choices (stacey Dooley) Modern day witch hunt  Coming out as gay in 2024 My girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-01
01:11:28

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + ShxtnGigs apology  The prank Luke pulled on Pete  + People who use words to confuse me Luke and Pete argue  Choosing a secondary school + Chavs  Slap it out of him” 15 most attractive hobbies to women Diddy  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-24
01:17:01

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Embarrassing Pete in public again  If a magician turned you g*y + Bank meeting  Who should pay the fine? Bon Jon Jovi talks woman down off bridge  We will always be weird + People need to relax People who watch true crime  to relax are crazy Being put under pressure in the bedroom  Why do men in relationships want me? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-17
01:37:11

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Charity  A Riddle for Pete  Astronauts stuck in space + TV news reporters use to be crap and delayed  Woman leaves first date after 5 mins in disgust  Being funny in the bedroom  what would disgust you in the bedroom? + Pete offends Luke  Could you trust your partner after this? + Lie detector  Dilemma: How to ask for more filth? Question: About a woman's body  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-10
01:25:27

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + The boys go Line Dancing 4:03 Do you say the”N” word in private? 10:00 Do you trust me? 17:40 My A-Hole is getting looser + I don’t care if we get in trouble  26:32 The poorer you are the faster you have to grow up  30:36 My sons home testing kit + Petes first visit to the clinic  37:11 Getting a tooth taken out in New Zealand  40:16 Lukes first visit to the clinic + Petes dress rehearsal  43:54 Teaching your child about s*xual health  48:58 Bumping into people in the clinic  52:49 Dilemma: I’m young and I want to cheat should risk it? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09-03
01:24:42

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Fact checking Pete  Love Is Blind UK  Arguing about the kind of women we go for  Prenups + Charging you to attend a wedding  Taking mental notes  Man forces himself on a cow now has join army + Animal Court  Dilemma: Should I delete my old photos because I’m seeing a new woman? Dilemma: My husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-27
01:31:09

My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”?   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + kissing dogs  Not paying your share at restaurant  Black woman steals chicken wings + Petes impressions  Voice note from a Sheetster + Liking what you don’t have  Dilemma: Hiding in the wardrobe  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-20
01:29:40

"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Story about children switched at birth  My Daughter taking inappropriate photos + Dressing your children  What age men go for when no one is looking 👀 Wanting to finish inside + Red flags we look for  Cringe friend zone  Women do not like to see a man cry  Crazy scenario question  Why are there so many weirdos on dating apps?  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-13
01:26:32

“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro and Cake  8:45 A message from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo 15:33 Feelings on the police + Law breaking  32:37 The “Uncle” video 39:23 Irelands turning racist + Every race has a bad smell 43:48 White women have stopped shaving their armpits  48:16 Not many things can put me off a woman I like  50:57 A funny story that has been sent into us  53:31 Pete accidentally scares a man + Sleeping naked  57:28 “My Ball shrank” 1:03:27 Dilemma: She asked me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom  1:15:25 Dilemma: Ive started dating this woman and I’ve noticed imperfections Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-06
01:43:43

"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Pete is not what he seems + Is he scared of the world? Ignoring beautiful women  Dilemma “I miss my family”  + “Do you want me here Luke?” Black peoples country music I can remember coming out of my mum  Harder to make friends once you kids  Dilemma “ I cant have a disagreement because she always cry” Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-30
01:23:13

“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Will he ever marry me? Is there anything you wouldn’t do for money? Working with Jamaicans  Im sure the mother of my children hates me  Did he grow up with marriage in his environment? If Luke and Pete had a kid  My friends side woman likes me should I go there? I wouldn’t want to be with any woman you had  Don’t insult women  Shaming men  Men are very possessive (leave my women alone) Why wasn’t I invited to the O*gy? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-23
01:23:37

He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s  p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Joe Biden offends  Politician talk + Why do men pay for pictures of women? Most peoples lives are boring + age is catching up with us  Charlottes been away, so what has Pete been up to? “ I feel insecure around women” *news story* Man done for fraud for lying to women about birthday  Dilemma one Dilemma two  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-16
01:34:00

“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Vulnerable at home Powerful flushing toilet + The golden toilet  White couple kept black children as slaves + Adoption Being ugly Vs disfigured  Feeling comfortable with someone to say anything Dilemma  You love women to much + Having a Playstaion vs having a woman   Answer to the dilemma  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-09
01:32:23

“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

As they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted  to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Dilemma 1: Should I rick my boyfriend into having another baby? We are confused with our geography  values you want to have  Dilemma 2: I fancy my girlfriend sister what do I do? Question: Why do men play this game? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-02
01:42:14

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