Lunch with Lucius and Lukus

It is the dog days of summers. The nudists are out, granny's getting a tattoo, it's so hot the zookeepers are using golf carts to chase animals, and the Japanese are breaking out the twerking robot dogs. Enjoy the show, or check out the chapters to jump to a topic you're interested in.

Darla and Lucius talk about the value of art and the joy of creating.

Donald Trump wants to ban TikTokFlorida Man tries to become a millionaireAn embarrassed St. BernardHungry EMUs banned from the pub.Skydiver loses his legScary Stuffed PantherUpdates from Gary

This week's topic: Lukus and I reminiscence about awkward and embarrassing bathroom moments we have survived. 

This week we discuss Mushroom Jesus, Shark Rage, Meeting By Accident, Way Down Yonder In The Paw Paw Patch, Finland Magnet Fishing, ATM Fishing, Swimming At The Bass Pro Shops Waterin' Hole.Check out the Time Markers for this week's funny news topics.

I apologize for the audio. The phone call clarity was not what I had hoped. This was my first time attempting a straight telephone interview.Just a reminder, we are off the week of July 6th for vacation and will be returning the following week. For y'all that celebrate it, have a happy and safe Independence Day.

Before we get to our CBD discussion, I talk about my first copyright claim brought against me on Youtube. Prepare to shake those weights.We go deep into CBD.Check out the chapter markers for topics.

Thanks for joining us on the front porch. We have a special treat. Lucius is reading one of his recent horror short stories, "Dark Temptation." So, kick back, relax, and enjoy the show.

This week's show includes a one in a million find, angry alligators in love, a six-year-old boy magnet fishing, and Governor Tater finds his sense of humor. So kick your feet up, grab your long pole, and celebrate national corn on the cob day with us.Check chapter markers if you want to jump to a particular story.

This week's show is a little different. We are releasing this episode early. Craig and I talk about discrimination and what we have learned in the past week.

Check out the Chapter Markers for segment times.New show schedule.Swinging for Dinner and SportsMask etiquette per my high school sex education teacherLet's go 'tubin'The Spiritual Squirt Gun of Grosse Pointe ParkThe second most important date of the year, National Hamburger Day

Gary wants people to dress before they come out in public. A lone boy takes on his sisters' fishing prowess. A peacock looks for love in all the wrong places, we discuss the underpaid waitstaff, and how the new normal looks as the Carolinas open up.Check out the chapter markers for the location of each segment.Don't forget to check out my website gmacwriter.com.

1:47 We discuss our upcoming Patreon site. (I'd buy that for a dollar.) We also go down a chicken trail about my books, Craig's music, and how to invite yourself over to your friend's house.11:42 Gary's Ode to Spring and His Banana Tree15:42 We wrap up Patreon16:50 Funny News, Charles Darwin says, "Don't touch that gator."31:15 I'll take some women's panties and a side of fries.47:55 Happy Buttermilk Biscuit Day

We chat with Lisa about her job as a journalist and how working from home has changed her routine.10:00 The Counties Get Rowdy.11:40 We Rebel Against The Rules.14:34 We Discuss Other Folks Getting Rowdy.20:30 The New Mask Fashion23:00 National Day of Prayer Pop Quiz26:30 Gaston County Gets Bold And Then Apologizes28:00 Just Because the Government Tells You To Do Something Does Not Mean You Have To Do It.What? Unlimited Zoom Minutes. Now It's A Party.29:00 Lisa Wishes She Had Waited One More Year To Stop Teaching.31:00 How Not To Give Teenagers A Driver's License.36:40 The Dogs And Lisa's Son Get Rowdy.37:13 How Dark And Awkward Can You Make Death? We Try Our Best To Find Out.43:50 I Offer Parenting Advice For Lisa During The Lockin With Her Son.46:15 We Talk About Hiking and Craig's Hippy Parents.48:00 Ginseng and Moonshine, The Hillbillies' Gold.51:25 Lisa Shares Her Insight On Bra Masks.52:35 Lisa and I Share Our Thoughts On The Writer's Life And The Changing Media.1:13:38 The New Changes To The Workplace In The Post Covid World.1:18:58 Wrapping Up The Show Around the Future Of Writing

After being stuck at home for five weeks, it is time to address the bat in the room.How do you make funerals fun? Some folks use strippers.Bra face masks. Be sure to validate your supplier.It's the end of the world as we know it. Real talk about how to survive and find hope.

This is the podcast from our livestream show on April 18th. If you would like to see the video, please go to the link in the channel description and look under stories and updates. Otherwise, sit back, and enjoy the show.

This is our Easter special. Due to technical challenges, the show ends rather abruptly, but we hope you enjoy the content.4 Year Old 'Bama girl found after missing for 2 days: 4:49Australian man give $10,000 to unemployed: 11:00Jim starts "Some Good News": 14:11Smithfield, NC Man makes waitress' day: 18:24Surfer Jonny spreads the love, and toilet paper in Encinitas, Ca.: 23:04Easter Memories and Plans: 27:57

Note: This was recorded before N.C. statewide stay at home orderWhy would you drink that? 1:02Show us your funny face. 7:08Another Mooving Violation. 11:09Would you please bend over and pick that up for me. 16:14A Strip Club is an essential business in Las Vegas. 22:48Craig gets screened. 27:58Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com

Country Driving 0:28When Country County Water Goes Bad 4:33Turning Water Into Wine 7:15You Put That Potato Where? 10:50Swinger News: Grandma did what where? 15:50Mountain Memories 24:52Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com

Funny News: Fiery pigs and sprinting cows.What do you do with two pallets of toilet paper totaling 48 boxes?Hoarding in the U.S.Throw down with a grocery store clerkWho should get tested?IsolationMaybe we can all come together one day.Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com