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Brunch

Brunch

2022-05-0838:38

Fabergé Eggs

Fabergé Eggs

2022-04-1701:32

Waterford Crystal

Waterford Crystal

2022-03-1729:37

Jazz

Jazz

2022-03-0142:00

Jazz!
Chocolate

Chocolate

2022-02-1432:57

Silk

Silk

2022-02-0129:52

Silk on your dressFingerprints on your neckI'm a prince, I'm a kingI'm the fall, I'm the springI'm your favorite thingIt's a dangerous thingDig deep baby, dig deepI've been waiting for this shit all weekI've been waiting for this shit all yearAnd right now I seem to lack fear soOoh, she eyeing the bottleI pour up a cupShe pushin' the throttleShe swear it's the mollyYou look like a modelBelong in BugattiSo are you my shawty?Tell me girl are you my shawty?
Debutante Balls

Debutante Balls

2022-01-1730:06

It's time to get deep into Debutante Balls. 
French Kiss

French Kiss

2021-12-3134:10

It's time for that ball to drop. Kiss your mate tonight and your computer tomorrow. Happy New Year!
Cris and David James Pischke are back discussing the finer things in life in an all new Season Two honoring select holidays starting with Christmas. The newborn King of Kings received the very holy gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by the three wise guys from the East. How fine are they? Play along on the new game, "Who gold? Who frankincense? Who myrrh?". Then look into the future of Christmas with Cris and learn why Horse Cruise's dressage dancing takes a dramatic dark turn. Merry Müstache.
On this first season finale of Müstache Waxing, Cris and David:Take a look back at all the donkey/DickensRemember our finest guestsMake amends with In Memoriam of Class: TenTimes We Left Our Manners at the DoorListen to the cutting room floorRemember all the Costco momentsDiscuss the future of Müstache WaxingLook back at the finest of the fine: The five golden rings of season oneH.A.G.S.
Shakespeare

Shakespeare

2021-05-2132:37

Cris and David switch roles to discuss the complete works of William Shakespeare.
Dressage

Dressage

2021-05-1434:56

Cris tries to describe the art of horse dancing to David with little success. David tries to get Cris to make up entertaining translations of common dressage terms. Cris reveals the most important celebrities of the future and David plays loose with his golden rings. Shall we prance?
Dames

Dames

2021-05-0729:49

There is nothin' you can name that is anything like a dame.
Butlers

Butlers

2021-04-3029:09

Butlers, Barkleys, Batmans and bots.
Cris and David are joined by playwright and former Master of the House Philip Dawkins to discuss the mega hit musical Les Misérables.  Follow Philip on FacebookFollow Philip on Instagram @PhilipTheDawkinsFollow us on Instagram
Diamond Studs

Diamond Studs

2021-04-1332:26

Cris and David discuss Diamond Studs, diamond studs and Muppets.
Tuxedos

Tuxedos

2021-04-0732:19

Cris and David talk wedding garments, make some Martinis, play a little Tux or No Tux and discuss the Tuxedo. Also Dickens.
Scotch

Scotch

2021-04-0233:00

Cris and David unbutton the top buttons of their shirts to let out some chest hair to enjoy a fine glass of Scotch.
Steinway Grand Pianos

Steinway Grand Pianos

2021-03-2633:52

Cris and David trinkle the trinks discussing Steinway and Sons Grand Pianos. 
The Black Card

The Black Card

2021-03-1933:01

Cris and David are primed (plus 12.5%) to figure out, what's the deal with the American Express Black Card. It's of such high interest that the boys perk up discussing all the many perks of the card. The burning question of how much David is willing to spend on shoes is finally answered. How will the dogs help future generations of the ultra rich pay for their rocket fueled excursions? Find out all this and unlimited amounts more in a highly charged episode of Mustache Waxing. 
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