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Back this week to bring you an EXTRA LONG episode for our darlings. We cover being gay around women only, Tammy, bad administrators, and more. Thank you Slic for the music.

We're back on a regular schedule to talk about our teeth, times others tried flirting with us, and life with HIV. Thank you Slic for the music

We're back with a bonus episode to apologize for being late last week. We're shit talking motorcycle gangs, gen x music, varsity theatre, and more. Thank you Slic for the music

We're talking about high school gossip, why we won't do coke, Faroese politics, and European black markets. Shoutout slic for the music

Stop telling Kay about these things Thank you slic and your music for letting your brand be tarnished by us

Alex and Kay - for the FINAL TIME - subject our sweet innocent audience to the horrors of Taylor Sw*ft's newest album. Alex aims to criticize constructively, where Kay seems to be channeling some kind of primordial rage. Please forgive us for dragging this topic through the mud, but we promise next week we'll be onto a new chapter. In other exciting news, we will be publishing our first premium episode on Patreon very soon, so you'll be able to ride the meat bus twice a week! Stay tuned as we will have more details next week. Shoutout to Slic for our show music.

Alex and Kay discuss desperate content creation, Taylor Swift Q Anon parallels, and NFT's (sadly.) We also ask the question: why are your broke friends always travelling abroad? Thanks to Slic for our music.

Is taylor swift lesbian? Our expert panelists weigh in. We also discuss Tar and twitter beef Thanks to Slic for our music

We can't say much about this episode. Alex and Kay sit and complain for precisely an hour. Kay also sucks at spelling, per our episode art. enjoy! Thanks to Slic for our music

This week, we've gathered up some of the Meat Bus riders' very best and spookiest ghost stories - as well as many of our own. We only had time for so many this week, but we plan for more episodes like this in the future (if y'all approve of spirit world antics.) Special thanks to Slic for our music

What do undercover cops, psychedelic scorpion poison, Japanese fantasy fiction, and Jack Ryan all have in common? Not much, but we somehow touch all these topics in one episode anyways. You guys seem to enjoy when we go all in with no planning, so today Alex and I cover everything from our run ins with undercovers to our current reading lists. Special thanks to Slic, as always, for our music.

WE ARE SO BACK!!! We apologize deeply for our unprofessional absence. We take our jobs as podcasters very serious, so this is our most super-duper serious episode yet to prove that. We explore which is the greatest crime one can commit at the movies: eating chili, shopping for used cars, or taking a phone call. We also discover that Kay may be a rude driver. Special thanks to Slic for making our music.

Per our previous poll, here is exactly what you asked for: pure, 100% grass fed shenanigans. No notes, no planning, 0 serious content. Alex and I discuss death by Gila monster, gimmick dentistry, curving the bullet, and recall our pizza delivery horror stories. Also, forgive the audio quality of this episode, our studio set up needs some work. And if you hear Kay breathing extra loud because of allergy nose, NO YOU DIDN'T. Music creds to Slic

This episode is unbelievably deep fried. Alas we are already late, so here it is. We at Meat Bus apologize if this is not our best work. As an apology, episode 5 will be pulling in hot and wet on Monday. We appreciate y'all being patient while we learn. Music creds to Slic.

Everyone give Alex a standing ovation for editing! We talk about smuggling Mary j onto cruise ships (allegedly,) stealing intellectual property from children, and of course, the deep Mormonized rabbit hole of young adult literature. What even is YA anyways? We promise, it's bleaker than you think. Also, we have stopped the shenanigans with the episode numbers. This is the third episode, therefor it is episode number three. NO MORE TOM FOOLERY!!!! Special thanks to Slic here on Spotify for our wonderful music.

Our cars have 'sploded, our water heater 'sploded, everything has seemingly 'sploded all around us. We talk about Elon's divorce attorney crying in chancery court, middle aged adults arguing about bedtimes, 20-somethings being terrible friends, and of course, how all our stuff exploded. Forgive us for our lateness. ALSO: Alex has a few details he wants to add to our conversation about Elon's remuneration, so feel free to hit him up on twitter about that (@kybernet3s) Special thanks to Slic here on Spotify for our wonderful music.

For the premiere of Meat Bus, I (Miss Kay,) am tragically riding solo. Alex has been consumed by a migraine and our original 1st episode was lost due to poor editing. Regardless, here is a meditation on the peeling of oranges, Victorian bath water, Gabbie Hanna, and Big Slime. Music by Slic here on Spotify.