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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works. Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet. How to fake your own Shroud of Turin. The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection. What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders. Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof? Cargo cult Christianity. Real faith creates new stuff, theology will always lead you astra...
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage. Smokestack isn’t white?! People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities. White women get all the benefits. Aryans have never been worried about racial purity. Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows? Make your own opportunities. Erika Kirk, people mourn differently, how many views are influencers going to get. Tim Pool and his seven alleged SW...
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck. Links waltbismarck.com Tortuga Media Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp
Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults). Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault. People don’t understand what America was and what it can be. No holds barred, rending and tearing and a magic circle. James Bowie’s knife, Davie Crocket was a psychopath, John Jerimiah (liver eating) Johnson and the insane bloodlust on the edge of the world. The Wild West and the Antebellum South. The difference between politicians then an...
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now. Talking about comics and the Hulk. Whatever you give attention to is what you create. An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it. Focus on the light, not the darkness. George Orwell, nothing ever changes, the meaning of genocide, using fancy words and foreign words in English. Yeshua, Christian hipsters and Judaizers. The Septuagint and Masoretic texts, the real name of Jesus. Prior to recordi...
Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop. Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world. Ratcheting up the crank. The only winning move against the machine is to not play. J.D. Vance’s rise to power helped by an actual gay vampire. Sumo’s neighborhood witch. Sumo’s fight with Tani, when given opportunities people don’t say no to the system. Self-righteousness is your sin. A Lutheran goblin man and the It. Sumo tries to make the show not X-rated. Moth...
Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons. Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing. Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology. You have to question your initial assumptions. The new mayor of New York. Scientists don’t like being proved wrong. The only vote that matters. Lichenstein is dead now. You can’t be a rich philosopher. Disassembling post-modernism, puppy love, language and describing things only with verbs. Dec...
The continued adventures of the MAPSOC crew now with total enhancement. For best results watch the video version here: https://mapsoc.org/s3e100/ Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who...
Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky. Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis. Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words quite well. Glossolalia, the world is made out of language. Children growing up without language. There’s a linguistic barrier that affects how you see the world. The primary sin of modernity The way you use words structures your reality. The modern world is dead a...
The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic. A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread. Everything is star magic; it always has been. Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead TV show. Maybe modernity isn’t so bad plus praise for Hillary Clinton. Arguing with Strawstack, the only way the system works is if you become what you don’t like. If America stopped existing billions of people would starve to death. Organized crime is at l...
Names. Homeopathy and alternative medicine. Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna. Hybrid animals. Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine. Emotional causes of disease. Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul. Glasses only make your eyes worse. Gonorrheal discharge can be a blessing. Stories about visits from the Men in Black. Homeopathy is completely unregulated i...
A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy. Repression and Fate. Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now? Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope. Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves. The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it. Multiple personalities manifesting into physical ailments. Pacebos and Nocebos. The Anima and the Animus. We live in a soci...
The Greek word Pneuma. Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid. Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do? Kavi’s adventures living in Africa. Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter. Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing. The Eternal Return. College sports and Sumo used to be a frat bro. The universe is made of language and language has degraded over time. ...
Part 1 The Charlie Kirk shooting. Photography, optics, film and physics. This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative. The George Floyd narrative. Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative. Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality. All video is for entertainment purposes only. Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing things about that incident. Caution is warranted. Possible motivations for all the fakery....
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people. How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite. The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret. The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today. Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conservatives don’t get it, androgenous culture. The Alex Jones pr...
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks. The Star Mirror book. Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs. The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs. Performing metaphysical surgery. The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars. Trying to bring Heaven down to Earth? The Three Kings. The Mazzaroth and how the Zodiac c...
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism. Canadian climate lockdowns. Fiveish is a real TV show. Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality. American’s don’t know how to protest properly. Having sex with dragons. Lite thine eye be single, perspective adds 30 points of IQ, focusing on problems. Sumo justifies not returning the shopping cart. Rebelling against surrogate morality. Interview with Jeremy Kauffman Giving Libertarianism another try. Free markets ...
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade. The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again. Why there’s so much LGBT today. Monasteries, the Book of Gomorrah, most monks and nuns throughout history were probably doing things that weren’t considered that holy. People have felt the same as long as there have been people. Sumo’s interpretation of the mea...
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs. The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness. How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative. Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society we’re like Pureland Buddhism, a middle way, where you’re aware of the darkness but you overcome the darkness by rising above it. Linux, LaTeX and tech bros. Please share this podcast with your friends. Ukelele talk and a musical interlude due to technical dif...
The origin of podcasts. Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused. Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bubble to the surface. Chinese weasel demons. There can’t be consensus without a monoculture. Kanye West is the new punk rock. Weird Al is a good example of why the country is splintering apart. The border is not closed and everything is theater. Revisiting that famou...
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This show has become torture to try and listen to. A year ago it was actually pretty interesting. I'm not sure what the actual heck happened to "Smokestack." This new guy sounds sedated and Sumo is all over the place with no co-host to bring him back down into something listenable.
i know people are lazy when they reference WEF. It's complete B.S. The UN actually does what WEF pretends to. Most of the people on their list were added without consent or involvement. it's completely made up.
quickly: it's secular anti-humanism vs. sacred humanism. never use human in any pejorative context. it is a purely anti human agenda that we battle, at the core so, that said, I am loving this show and going into back episodes. no up-talking, or over use of "like," or degenerate mumbo jumbo. outstanding.