MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

S3E061: The Waters Below

Sumo discusses the hurricane, why right-wingers and truthers are begging for FEMA camps, how the economy works, how taxes work and how foreign aid works.Don't be a victim!More Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp

10-08
01:11:03

S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus

Did Ashville North Carolina deserve to be flooded?What has Ruckus been up to?The first American to use the suicide pods in Switzerland. Killing yourself like a man, you should have to earn suicide.Talking about the Jews, being in combat with God, caterpillars are stupid.Black Hebrew Israelites.Sumo really likes shoes.Oil, pastor Lindsey Williams, have any resources ever actually ran out? We live in a realm of infinite abundance. There’s no such thing as peak oil.Boston Dynamics is a fake comp...

09-30
01:53:21

S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc

The events of 70 A.D. and why don’t Christians know more about this?Did Jesus already return?Reforming Judaism after 70 A.D. and the temple was destroyed. Why did the Romans persecute early Christians?How to explain prophecy and living during the end of the world.Dispensationalism, Elijah and John the Baptist, sci fi stories about the Apostle John.The Tartaria connection, free energy and lost technology, Satan’s “Little season,” the “Dark Ages” and the “Enlightenment.”Evidence for the whole T...

09-23
01:45:58

S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened

Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing Haiti and maybe white people really should be replaced.9/11, predictive programming in dollar bills, tv shows and media.There’s a dark power in the world like something from a fantasy novel.Building 7, free-fall speed, dustification, blind eye symbolism, dancing Israelis. Endless 9/11 rabbit holes....

09-16
01:58:15

S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus

Mandolins and missing fingers, the human body has more healing power than we think.Alternative medicine, America is built on scams, Sumo’s acupuncture adventures.The history of chiropractic.Sumo’s law argument with William of Fenoli. Sumo is a chiropractor of law. Where does authority come from? Contracts with the government and sovereign immunity.Sumo’s going to heal your problems with authority with metaphorical needles.Getting consent first, self-enforced laws, opting out of laws and the c...

09-02
02:03:52

S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland

Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery.Synchronicities, camping and owl stories.Psychic grizzly bears.Mike’s abductee experience story.Speculations about how owls are connected to UFOs, screened memories and spiritual transformations after UFO encounters.Owl patterns with UFOs, meditation, psychedelics, shamanic initiations, and death.The owl connection with highly charged human experiences, no owl connection with near death experiences though.What...

08-19
02:07:05

S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan

The Order of Fire and what Jack Donovan’s been up to.The manosphere before Jordan Peterson, the Alt Right before it became whatever it is now.The collapse of identities, “White” is an identity for people without an identity, if something’s everything then it’s nothing.California spirituality.Creating culture and why conservatives keep losing.Having a Wikipedia page is the worst.Creating right-wing art, homebrew ritualism.Jack’s history with Germanic Paganism and why he left.Orthodoxy is back,...

08-12
01:35:16

S3E054: There's no Justice like Angry Mob Justice

Everything’s a lie because words can’t capture reality.Orbits, launching rockets into “space,” weird trajectories, how orbits work doesn’t make sense.Trump’s ear healed awfully quick didn’t it?Shoe symbolismThe riots in the U.K.The Olympics, everything is the culture war, optimizing the fun out of sports.Paris is gross, what did you expect from the opening ceremonies?Identifying as Sky People.More Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to th...

08-05
01:14:47

S3E053: Meat and Greet

Is Biden dead, alive fake, using body double, using A.I. or all the above?We haven’t had a good old-fashioned coup in a while.The CrowdStrike outage and why it may be linked to Biden’s sudden disappearance. The history of CrowdStrike, the 2016 election and the Russians.Shutting down the space station, new generational technology, re-writing the script in your head.Physics changing and the Three Body Problem.Tani explains how she fixed her health through the Carnivore Diet.More Linkswww.M...

07-25
02:06:18

S3E052: Removal Skit

The event, real or fake? World War Z, zombies, zombie movies, the Tenth Man Protocol.Questions about the security at the event, conspiracy candy, incompetence, women secret service officers and D.E.I.The photo, the collapse of various government institutions, scapegoats, hallmarks of shooting events, media discussion of the event. People died!It’s not the state, other false flags, Co-Intel Pro, the media narrative of Trump as the new literally Hitler.Americans are all talk, words mean nothing...

07-14
01:41:40

S3E051: The Apparition of Our Lady of Bad Internet

Presidential diversity, don’t ask and don’t tell for mentally challenged presidential candidates.The debates!Bioethics, government budgets, the United States is still number one, U.S. bureaucracy can’t be topped.We have made America great again and it’ll be even greater in the future, and sillier.The transition to faker and gayer and maybe even more fun.Laughter drives away the devil.Rising through bureaucracy.The avatar of America is Homer Simpson. No idea what he’s doing but he keeps failin...

07-01
02:06:23

S3E050: Red Shifts and Realities

Math in the universe, Christian Doppler, calculus, The Doppler Effect.What if narrative and reality itself has a red shift?Gobekli Tepe weirdness.The succession of popes in Catholicism.Does the number of observers affect the Narrative Doppler Effect?Dogma increases as population increases.The Doppler Effect is a shadow of fundamental truths and how reality really works.Blockchain reality.Physical laws are shadows of metaphysical laws.The Doppler Effect as a rule of the universe.Hawk-Tuah Girl...

06-24
01:26:40

S3E049: Building Resilient Infrastructure for Generations

Keep on rocking in the free world. The genius of Antony Blinken and the war in Ukraine.Why did we have to take out Libya?How do we start our own political movement?The Build a Bridge to Hawaii party. Building real bridges to construct metaphorical bridges. Building things instead of adding to the destruction of things.Racist native Hawaiians. All relationships are two-ways.Antony Blinken’s early life. Chosen to be the scapegoat. It’s all offers and Sumo has finally cracked the whole Jew thing...

06-17
01:18:54

S3E048: Myths and Meteors

Welcome to the new theater podcast, Sumo recites the play “An Iliad.”Discussing the Iliad, the Odyssey, poetry, and literature. Sumo thinks he’s like Achilles in many ways.The masses just can’t seem to handle waking up. Two excellent examples, Terrance Howard on the Joe Rogan Experience and Jonathan Pageau’s meteorite.You can’t tell people things but maybe you can show them.The heresy of the didactic.Sumo’s movie ideas for if we ever get money.Going to war and maybe genocide is ok now.LinksAn...

05-27
01:51:24

S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool

Boning up on racism, spiritual blackness and how do we fix Africa?Anti-Semitism. The Bible is now illegal! Everyone panic!Politics is just professional wrestling, gay hammer fights, everyone remember how laws are made? How politics actually work.The online Trad community.Sumo is an intellectual creative on the front lines of several different idea fields (feel free to steal this phrase and put it in your resume).Conspiracy culture sucks now, nothing ever changes and mass movements never work....

05-06
01:22:53

S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t

Complaining about the Internet, Disney is the reason why children’s sports suck, the American scam.Sumo explains additional dimensions, physics, and String Theory. No one knows what time is.Dolores Cannon and past life regression, measuring time which doesn’t exist, Star Seeds and Einstein was an idiot.Adam Apollo is Sumo’s favorite guy on the Internet.World War 3 continues to almost start but not quite.Things are expensive in America now because there’s less illegal immigration.The Emperor’s...

04-22
01:35:23

S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed

Why doesn’t God answer prayers?The eclipse still doesn’t make sense and there’s way too many statistically impossible things about the moon.Is the moon a portal to “The Other Side?”The Cavendish Experiment revisited.Why things are the way the are and why our audience is enlightened.LinksWatch Gravity Pull to Metal Balls TogetherMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonBuy Us a Ti...

04-15
57:27

S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild

The eclipse is impossible, and no one uses the heliocentric model to predict anything.Eclipses are predicted using an ancient method called the Saros Cycle.Don’t be afraid about all the weird stuff happening during the eclipse.Red heifers, the shoe thing, Sumo’s anti-Semitic tirade.Earthquakes, as above so below as a cosmic principle, gambling on the eclipse, gambling on gambling, scams within ponzi schemes.Looking for numerology in eclipse news articles.If you look at anything too hard it’ll...

04-08
02:21:53

S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

You only want things because other people want them, scapegoating, the coming pole shift, the Early Life section, giving up your authority and agency.Vaccination as a religious sacrifice, religious rituals, 2020-2022 was an apocalypse.René Girard, memetic desire, levels of conspiracy.Society has to be built on a lie, breaking the illusion.They always have to tell you. You have to know it’s a lie and choose to forget it.Favorite conspiracy theories.LinksFollow MyFitnessFeelings on TwitterThe S...

03-11
01:25:22

S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly

Big tech companies are not profitable, how it actually works, lots of money from the CIA, NSA and government.Censorship on the Internet isn’t as bad as you think.Leftists and Right-Wingers both have persecution complexes.Gab’s charging money and people are freaking out.Ads on the Internet don’t pay for anything.State-enforced homosexuality.Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter is not the system losing control. The secret Jew tunnels were allowed to be shown everywhere. The screen is a theatre, ever...

03-04
01:59:21

Brad Burkley

This show has become torture to try and listen to. A year ago it was actually pretty interesting. I'm not sure what the actual heck happened to "Smokestack." This new guy sounds sedated and Sumo is all over the place with no co-host to bring him back down into something listenable.

04-26 Reply

Brad Burkley

i know people are lazy when they reference WEF. It's complete B.S. The UN actually does what WEF pretends to. Most of the people on their list were added without consent or involvement. it's completely made up.

03-20 Reply

Brad Burkley

quickly: it's secular anti-humanism vs. sacred humanism. never use human in any pejorative context. it is a purely anti human agenda that we battle, at the core so, that said, I am loving this show and going into back episodes. no up-talking, or over use of "like," or degenerate mumbo jumbo. outstanding.

02-28 Reply

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