Made Up Movies

Mike Kolar (Second City) and Matt Shore (The Eric Andre Show) review movies that don't exist and improvise the plotlines for your enjoyment. Want to submit a fake movie for them to review? Email the title, genre, and one sentence premise to madeupmoviespod@gmail.com or tweet to us @madeupmoviespod.

Bonus Features Ep. 8: SEAL Team Thicks

Plus sized models become counter-terrorists. 

02-22
58:52

Bonus Features Ep. 6: Secret Draculas

You're all Secret Draculas imo. 

02-08
01:06:46

Bonus Features Ep. 5: Professor Potato's Wondrous Wandering Wondernarium....From Hell

The erotic and terrifying origins of Professor Potato. 

02-01
59:53

Bonus Features Ep. 4: Hercules VS. Mount Rushmore

Hercules fights stone presidents. 

01-25
57:56

Bonus Features Ep. 3: The Olive Garden of Eatin

A training video for a restaurant becomes a biblical allegory. 

01-18
53:19

Bonus Features Ep. 2: Blade Surfers

Intergalactic Blade Surfers preach free love. 

01-11
59:57

Bonus Features Ep. 1: Die Butterscotch Boys

Fat children fight Nazis. 

01-04
01:07:47

Ep. 37: Scurvy With All The Trimmings

Matt and Mike watch a Thanksgiving pirate movie called Scurvy With All The Trimmings. This episode suggestion comes from Derek G. Join us for holiday cannibalism, a gradually insane female lead, and octopus as a turkey substitute.

11-23
57:07

Ep. 36: Sorcery: The Grouping

Matt serenades Mike with an original song about the duo’s hero and role model, Professor Potato! Then the guys review Sorcery: The Grouping, an attempted Magic: The Gathering movie that lost the licensing rights midway through production. Join us for hastily redubbed monster names, magical romance with a twist, and characters that detract from the show! This episode’s fake movie suggestion comes from Two Idiots and a Dog! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

11-16
01:05:06

Ep. 35: Double Negative

Matt and Mike must relinquish the nickname “Meatball” or face fatal consequences. Then they review “Double Negative,” an inaction movie where Steven Segal plays a Kremlin librarian that fights trust fund terrorists. Join us for surprisingly respectful orgies, action sequences built around a star who refuses to stand up, and bad Russian accents! This episode idea was submitted by Diabolical Podcast! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod Backtrace episode of Bunker Brothers: https://bunkerbrothers.wordpress.com/2020/12/10/minisode-7-backtrace/

11-09
01:02:37

Ep. 34: Nun-ja Warrior

Matt and Meatball review a pseudo-religious action movie about a karate-loving malcontent who joins a convent to change her ways. It’s Nun-ja Warrior! This week’s suggestion comes from Canadian Spirit Podcast! Join us for bad Philly accents, a surprise guest appearance by Sean Penn, and a grappling hook that just won’t hook. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

11-02
01:04:40

Ep. 33: Cult-de-Sac (with Quite Unusual)

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month concludes with a very special crossover with Nicole and Noelle of Quite Unusual Podcast! The duo of duos watch and review a spooky horror movie where Jack Black plays Satan and tempts old ladies to the dark side. It’s Cult-de-Sac! Join us for real world cult experiences, fatal ball stabbings, and the Snyder Cut of sex scenes! This week’s suggestion comes from Hook Cooks! Listen to Quite Unusual Pod wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on Twitter @quiteunusualpod. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

10-26
52:17

Ep. 32: Hellium-3

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from Erron Kelly. Meatball and Matt review Hellium-3 a cosmic horror movie that rips off everything from Alien to The Expanse. Join the guys for budget Sigourney Weaver, a computer named E.M.O. voiced by Billy Joel, and a pilot who shoots at the first sign of zombie-ism.  Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon! $2 a month gets you 2 bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

10-19
01:01:53

Ep. 31: Frocodile

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from VHUS Podcast. Mike and Matt review Frocodile, the story of a murderous crocodile who has to save the big dance. Join the guys for highly inappropriate humor, a wily crocodile hunter who loves doing accents, and Kolar’s new nickname: Meatball. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

10-12
01:00:31

Ep. 30: Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round

Mike and Matt review a horror movie set in an amusement park. It’s Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round! Join us for a discussion of defunct theme park attractions, a high school principal who’s bad at disguises, and how to remove all of your skin with one cool trick! This suggestion comes from The Top 10 of Anything Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raging_Wolf_Bobs

10-05
57:17

Ep. 29: Discourteous Machinations

Mike and Matt review a steampunk adventure movie where Bruce Willis plays a cockney bodyguard caught in a web of political intrigue. It’s Discourteous Machinations! Join us for gears where gears don’t belong, Demi Moore as Chippy Esquire, and our extreme difficulty in understanding how coal powers a steam engine. This suggestion comes from Diabolical Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod Steam Plant Diagram: https://d9-wret.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/assets/palladium/production/s3fs-public/styles/full_width/public/thumbnails/image/wss-wuse-thermoelectric-diagram.gif

09-28
59:16

Ep. 28: This Magic Moment

Mike and Matt review a mash-up of American Pie and Harry Potter! It’s This Magic Moment. Join us for sexy time in the Room of Requirement, potions that transform your naughty bits into animals, and a political quiz that leaves Matt extremely frustrated. This suggestion comes from Hard at Work Nick. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes in the other dimension: https://www.patreon.com/madeupmoviespod

09-21
01:05:47

Ep. 27: Bowsette

Mike and Matt review a biopic about the creator of a NSFW Super Mario fanart character. It’s Bowsette! Join us for a discussion of whether or not UFOs actually exist, the wild liberties the screenwriters took when adapting a true story, and lots of lewd drawings of female koopas. This suggestion comes from grammar rodeo head buckeroo, Getting Down and Wordy Podcast. Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod. Navy Pilot UFO Video https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/pentagon-declassifies-ufo-videos-taken-by-navy-pilots.html Congress Admits UFOs are Not Man Made https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adadb/congress-admits-ufos-not-man-made-says-threats-increasing-exponentially

09-14
58:04

Ep. 26: Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons

Matt and Mike review a sci-fi movie in which Dinosaurs and Dragons battle the U.S. Military. It's Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons! Join us for a discussion of ancient Icelandic sandwiches, unlikable hero Frost Stetson, and the lovechild of two distinct types of lizards or cats or birds or whatever. This suggestion comes from SP Filmviewers!  Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

09-07
01:00:24

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