Man’s Not What?

Man’s Not What? is the go-to podcast for anyone who’s a little out of the loop. Actor Holly Hall lives in blissful ignorance of current events, trending topics, and most things generally. Luckily, her mate Jon Bass - podcaster and pop culture obsessive - is here to drag her (and you) up to speed! Each week, Jon breaks down what’s happening across the internet, from the latest memes to major news hopefully resulting in Holly learning a thing or two!

Fined for being a ghost

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about digital IDs and Keir Starmer’s speech, why a man got fined for being a ghost, the UK being voted the most miserable place in the world, AI actors, Jon’s white shit and Holly’s dodgy colon… and, of course, that’s real Britain!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

10-05
34:27

Jon's Dystopian Toilet Dilemma

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about their chances of becoming MI6 spies, Mark Zuckerberg’s new glasses, the secret to making the perfect cup of tea, and the time Jon nearly shat himself on the Elizabeth line.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

09-28
41:58

Charlie Sheen & The Smear Test Aroma

This week on Man's Not What; What Holly does when she's really bored, what Jon's really doing when the emergency alert goes off and where Holly & Jon will live when they inevitably become squatters.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

09-15
37:35

Muscles, Scams & Dog Sh*t Everywhere

This week on Man's Not What; The Rock loses his muscles, we talk about Holly is getting fired for her antics at work, why a scammer is getting an Oscar and how Britain is covered in dog sh*t.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

09-07
44:54

Taylor Swift's Engagement & The Pigeon Colosseum

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Will Smith's AI crowds, a potential plague in the US, Taylor Swift's engagement and why Jon wants pigeons to fight to the death at his new tourist attraction.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

08-31
40:57

Jon’s Gymnastics Show

This week Holly and Jon are talking about how they did in their GCSEs, their most cringeworthy moments, nonsense phrases and sexy Vicars.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

08-24
01:03:54

NHS Spit

This week Holly and Jon are talking about what they'd do with their EuroMillions winnings, where Aliens want to visit in the UK, the worst films they've ever seen and what they think of when they hear the word 'Jordan'.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

08-17
53:53

Filing Cabinet To The Head

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Ibiza's final boss, favourite ads of all time, guilty pleasures and the worst thing someone could throw at you whilst at work!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

08-10
55:37

Bombay Bad Boy

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Beckham's hair malfunction, celebrity sex toys, revenge bodies and the ultimate cure for heart ache.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

07-28
48:11

Fingering Hotspots

This week Holly and Jon are talking about that Coldplay gig, Conor McGregor & Azealia Banks, Annabelle, Trophy lifts and what you don't want your Mum to find in your childhood bedroom. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

07-20
01:21:59

Surviving the heatwave, how to slack off at work & cock cloths.

After a five year break, Man’s Not What is back! Holly is still wildly out of touch with pop culture, and Jon’s still trying to explain it - with questionable success.This week Holly and Jon are talking about surviving the UK heatwave, wardrobe malfunctions at work, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Holly has just discovered Brat Summer… only a year too late. Plus, some of Holly and Jon's latest chaotic findings from the internet and beyond.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

06-30
53:45

S2, Episode 3: Coronavirus Special - Punch a baby & kick a duck?

It’s a difficult time right now and Coronavirus is a very serious issue but we want to bring you a bit of light in these dark times and try to find a bit of joy that will hopefully bring you some comfort and laughs. This episode we’re addressing some of the topics that everyone is talking about plus throwing in some fun and random topics. We hope you’re all doing really well - stay safe and look after yourselves/each other :-)

03-15
01:06:28

S2, Episode 2: Bulked up salsas

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as they learn about the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that Jon hates winter Love Island, that working in a call centre with Jon was banter, that wearing pjs under your clothes was a major trend in the 1990s, that you might wake up tomorrow to find you’re a spy now and that Percy Ingle is doing numbers. Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

02-03
01:32:39

S2, Episode 1: Dreaming of naked skateboarders with special guests ‘Geek Toast’

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as they learn about the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that their friend Jordan Livermore was an extra in Batman Begins, that the muppet that goes mad and drums a lot isn’t an animal but his name is animal, that mash potatoes can lead to a terrible case of mash shats and that if a naked brunette goes rolling past you on a skateboard - you should make sure your clothes have rotted off. Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

01-05
01:01:36

Episode 36: Bim Bom Bim Bom

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt; that modern art is shit! That Jon shares a birthday with Michael Owen, Holly's off to Superdrug to buy a body washing kit for Gibbo... and what a sad little life Jane! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

12-09
01:00:50

Episode 35: What wine?

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that Holly’s stalked her ex’s and they’re all bald now, Jon’s neighbour loves a nap on concrete and that Jon is going to pay Actors to dance like a vol-au-vent!!! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

11-10
49:09

Episode 34: Samuel Alexa Jackson, work & Star Wars merchandise!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? Holly’s learnt that she can get Samuel L.Jackson to tell her a joke in her own home, that Jon is keen for her to dish the dirt on her former employees and that she needs to start saving for Jon’s new T-shirt venture. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

10-06
45:41

Episode 33: Whitney Hologram, Joris Bhonson & One hit wonders!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? Holly’s learnt that she won’t be going to a hologram gig with Jon anytime soon, that Jon likes dressing as a Victorian and that there is a limit to how many times you can sing about brown eyes. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

09-29
01:13:11

Episode 32: Aussie House, Peter Griffin Camel & Mystery Taco!!!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s not what Holly’s learnt that Jon spent his entire childhood crying on the toilet, to never share a bed with Jon and his annoying morning habits and that even Jon Hobnob can’t solve the case of the mystery pants. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

09-15
50:11

Episode 31: Cancel Culture, Record of Achievement & Cartwheel Kids

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s not what Holly’s learnt that Jon’s cancelling commuters with his violent behaviour, to never accept work experience in a factory and that they’re setting up their own Olympics with apple bicep flicking and cake sniffing as the main events. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

09-09
59:06

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