Marto & Margaux for Breakfast: Best Bits

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Cyclone Alfie on the approach to Brisbane | What is the record for number of kids | How long did you ignore the injury

We cover off everything you need to know about Cyclone Alfred. With Elon having ANOTHER kid, we asked how many kids in Brisbane families is the record? And, how long did you ignore the injury? If you were Gen X, your parents no doubt ignored yours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

03-03
33:46

Prepping for Cyclone Alfred | What happened when you went away | Albo gets his groove on

We speak with meteorologist Tony Auden about what to expect with Cyclone Alfred expected to hit Brisbane. Margaux went away on a girl's weekend and came home to something unexpected. And, Albo gets his groove on at Mardi Gras, 'though we're not a fan of his playlist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

03-02
30:27

What is sneaky expensive | Man has multiple unwanted orgasms | Body parts in Tupperware

What is happening with everything going up, beyond inflation? A man in the UK has up to five unwanted orgasms per day. And, what body part did you find in a box?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-27
34:22

What did you steal from an event | Vegas stories | Are China up to mischief?

F1 is allowing crowds back on track in Melbourne, where last year people stole signage, so, what have you pilfered from an Event? Also, what really goes on in Vegas? China again in the news, after firing live ammo off the Australian Coast - wtf are they up to?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-26
32:36

The best trade to get lucky | Neighbours overstepping the mark | The great Aussie beer-tax swindle

We asked: What trade gets 'lucky' the most? Living in suburbs often places us next to neighbours taking the p155. And, with Australia's punishing alcohol pricing, is it time to push back on beer tax?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-25
33:59

Petty Competitions | Croaky Choir dedicates a song to the Pope | Vegas shenanigans

Do you live your life surrounded by petty competitions? The Croaky Choir get together for a special tribute to the Pope. And, hardly surprisingly, NRL players up to mischief in Vegas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-24
26:08

Tradie Confessions | Jimmy Barnes calls in | When did you leave the kids?

We asked for some Tradie Confessions and weren't disappointed! Jimmy Barnes gives us a call for a chat. And, child neglect: when did you leave the kids?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-23
30:46

What or who don't you trust | Dan's Cringe-fest | Fake gold found in Hamilton

Marto eats servo sushi - what don't you trust? Dan lines up some cringeworthy audio. And fake gold found in Hamilton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-20
36:24

Marto's back on the 'Eat Whales' campaign | When you score BIG at the Op Shop | More Fat Shaming from the people of Brissie!

Marto is back with his most-unpopular opinion of on eating whales! Also, some incredible stuff can be found at Op Shops - what have you found? And, it seems the people of Brisbane love a good fat-shaming story!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-19
36:17

Getting fat-shamed | Marto joins the Billie Eilish train | The conversations at 'milestone' parties!

We ask listeners on their fat-shaming stories, with some absolute classics! Plus, Marto takes part in the Billie Eilish hysteria. And, the conversations that take place at 'milestone' birthday parties :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-18
35:43

Marto's run-in with Titans' coach Des Hasler!! Plus, the shortest-lasting job you've ever had. And, Trump feels the need for speed

Marto ran into Des Hasler at the airport and the outcome was hilarious! Plus, what's the shortest-lasting job you've ever had? And, Trump does a hot lap at Daytona...war, what war?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-17
32:36

We're lining up a Millions Dollars Worth of Work for fresh apprentices!! Plus, the cringefest between Karl and Dutton. And, Dobbo calls out The Broncos for their off-field tactics!

Triple M's Million Dollars Worth of Work is looking to match keen you tradies with employers! Plus, the 60 Minutes interview with Karl and Potato Head. And, Dobbo gets the word direct from Kevvie about what happened at The Broncos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-16
33:31

Did you give up on celebrating Valentine's Day? Also, the nightmare that is taking the kids to work! And, Triple M's listener Gizz marries his car!

Kids get sick, we all know it, but taking them to work can be a nightmare! Plus, cricket legend Adam Gilchrist. And, celebrating (or not) Valentine's DaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-13
40:30

The Wedding Of The Year! Giz Marries His Car! Triple M's Four Wheel Bride!

The wedding of the year is here! Triple M's Four Wheel Bride! Listener Giz from Daisy Hill and his 'Sweetheart' tie the knot in an intimate ceremony. You gotta hear this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-13
17:01

Marto the Crime Fighter....on his pushie!! Plus, we check in with Gizz who's marrying his car. And, Triple M's Sealed Section discovers MAFS finally got interesting!!

Marto was on his pushie when he became involved in an active crime! Plus, Gizz prepares his XY Falcon 500 for the wedding of the year. And, Triple M's Sealed Section dives under the MAFs doona!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-12
29:16

How did you embarrass your kids | Elon says something sensible for once | Seeing your parents naked...yikes

Embarrasing your kids is surely a right of passage! Plus, Elon actually comes out with an idea that is sensible. And, that moment when you see your parents naked....ewwwSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-11
35:48

Are wine snobs the worst?! Plus, what type of man are you? And, all the Superbowl action wrapped up!

Penfolds have released a new special 'blend' leading us to believe wine snobs, to quote Kendrick, 'They Not Like Us'! Plus, what type of man are you? And, all the action from Superbowl!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-10
35:44

When your inheritance doesn't go the way you expected! Plus, the Jordan Mailata fairy tale. And, when weddings go wrong!

Inheritances aren't always all they cracked up to be! Plus, we track down Jordan Mailata's Brissie coach! And, some more spectacular wedding fails :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-09
39:02

When the Best Man plays hanky-panky with the Bride!! Plus, Australia gets its own Trump. And, how did you get sprung?

What went wrong at the wedding? For one listener, a LOT went wrong! Plus, who needs Donald when we have our own Trump! And, in our 'Sealed Section', when did you get busted?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-06
33:45

Are all cats Ar$eholes?! Plus, all eyes on Reece Walsh pre-season. Also, unique ways to dispose of your car!!

Marto's theory: All cats are arseholes! Plus, Reece Walsh back in the news, this time for the right reasons. Also, Gizz is marrying his car with our Four Wheel Bride comp, but what happens in a divorce? We hear of 'interesting' ways to dispose of your car :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

02-05
34:33

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