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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Author: Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

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Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.
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Shane and O'Connies went to the Gettysburg battlefield to pay their respex to all those who gave their lives, not the guys who gave their lives to keep slavery going. That was a pretty gnarly miscalculation on their part. Sux for them. Then we interviewed Shane's Dad, which was tight as H-E-DOuble-L. 
Ep 144- A.I. is Racist

Ep 144- A.I. is Racist

2019-08-2601:04:13

YOOOOOOOOO We talkin' Football, Golden Tee, Machine learning problems, Chappelle's special, Clash of Clans and So much more, dude.  Post Ep Patreon Bonus Cast found below: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29469409
Had to slap a cast together before hitting the HARRISBURG COMEDY ZONE!!!   LEZZZZ GOOOOOOOOO   We talk China We talk Glory Holes We talk LA We talk Economics   DIG IN!!!!!
Ep 142- War Room II-Pt 1

Ep 142- War Room II-Pt 1

2019-08-1502:03:50

Anybody order a SPUDBILLMATTSHANE nightcast?? No? All good. I'll just leave this on the table, free for my sweet, sweet little piggies to enjoy. Tho the last fort is on patreon.   Part two is on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/29176962  
God damn...psy-ops all around as the D.A.W.G.Z. try to establish some sense of reality. Maybe they never will. Maybe no one will ever again.  God damn
Ep 309- Homosapiens

Ep 309- Homosapiens

2020-08-1201:11:34

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live    
Ep-308 Love in Australia

Ep-308 Love in Australia

2020-08-0501:14:36

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. 
Ep 307- Shatgazi

Ep 307- Shatgazi

2020-07-2901:19:26

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.
Ep 306-Spuddoula

Ep 306-Spuddoula

2020-07-2201:01:45

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other.  God bless. 
Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview
Ep 305- Teenis Envy

Ep 305- Teenis Envy

2020-07-1501:05:09

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should.  Hail Cannon! 
Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. 
Ep 303- Stuck at the track

Ep 303- Stuck at the track

2020-07-0101:08:03

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho.  Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod
Ep 302- Dog Girl

Ep 302- Dog Girl

2020-06-2402:11:531

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg.  Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!! Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod  
Ep 301- Fat Sparta

Ep 301- Fat Sparta

2020-06-1807:27:381

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move.  Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither.  Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff.  Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8 Support the D.A.W.G.Z @patreon.com/MSsecretpod
Ep 300-Emergency Teenis

Ep 300-Emergency Teenis

2020-06-1001:42:31

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff.  Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo
The Shat Prophecies

The Shat Prophecies

2020-06-0101:49:28

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal 
Dad Dwyer

Dad Dwyer

2020-05-2701:11:45

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs. Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!! Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM
Tybalt's Hole

Tybalt's Hole

2020-05-2001:36:35

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts. Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing. Support the DAWGZ: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod
Fueled By Hate

Fueled By Hate

2020-05-1201:49:54

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!! Watch the Video: https://youtu.be/c_AUvix7fpM Support the D.A.W.G.Z: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod
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MTPiv

we're all on the Spectrum

Aug 5th
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MTPiv

D.A.W.G.Z

Aug 5th
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MTPiv

Fucking Hippies

Aug 5th
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Josh Hall

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Aug 4th
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Josh Hall

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Aug 4th
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MTPiv

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Jul 29th
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Johnny Blaze

kick ass episode. But the gain was s little high

Jul 17th
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Jldubz

lol its because they don't want your shitty backyard weed 🤣 leave it to the professionals

Jul 15th
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Jldubz

half you age plus 7 sounds gay 🤣🤷‍♂️

Jul 1st
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Jldubz

**was

Jun 21st
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Jldubz

braaa 8 hrs?! lol

Jun 19th
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MTPiv

Military EP was Greaaaat.

Jun 18th
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MTPiv

D.A.W.G.z

Jun 18th
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Adam Di Prospero

Gushers

Jun 15th
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bob caygeon

SNL pays 1st yr cast members $147k. Not bad considering the list of no talent cast members. Shane might have made the show watchable. Sadly, he's relegated to stand up and podcasting which unless you're in the top 2% is a nomadic existence of cheap hotels, bar food and abject poverty.

Jun 9th
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Tim W

this was a tough one.

May 3rd
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Jldubz

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCKKK!!

Apr 13th
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Dave Curry

is this guy on all the drugs?

Apr 1st
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Edgar Lopez

this is soooo good

Mar 28th
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Johnny Blaze

kick ass cast

Mar 23rd
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