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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Author: Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

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Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.
69 Episodes
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Shane and O'Connies went to the Gettysburg battlefield to pay their respex to all those who gave their lives, not the guys who gave their lives to keep slavery going. That was a pretty gnarly miscalculation on their part. Sux for them. Then we interviewed Shane's Dad, which was tight as H-E-DOuble-L. 
Ep 144- A.I. is Racist

Ep 144- A.I. is Racist

2019-08-2601:04:131

YOOOOOOOOO We talkin' Football, Golden Tee, Machine learning problems, Chappelle's special, Clash of Clans and So much more, dude.  Post Ep Patreon Bonus Cast found below: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29469409
Had to slap a cast together before hitting the HARRISBURG COMEDY ZONE!!!   LEZZZZ GOOOOOOOOO   We talk China We talk Glory Holes We talk LA We talk Economics   DIG IN!!!!!
Ep 142- War Room II-Pt 1

Ep 142- War Room II-Pt 1

2019-08-1502:03:50

Anybody order a SPUDBILLMATTSHANE nightcast?? No? All good. I'll just leave this on the table, free for my sweet, sweet little piggies to enjoy. Tho the last fort is on patreon.   Part two is on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/29176962  
God damn...psy-ops all around as the D.A.W.G.Z. try to establish some sense of reality. Maybe they never will. Maybe no one will ever again.  God damn
Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless.  Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.
Ep 324- Drenched

Ep 324- Drenched

2020-11-1901:12:40

Lock down...engage.  The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.
Ep 323- 40 More Days

Ep 323- 40 More Days

2020-11-1001:08:092

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right?  Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security. 
Ep 321- Shrek 1

Ep 321- Shrek 1

2020-10-2801:33:322

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!! Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop a tee @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/
Ep 320- Horse Tail

Ep 320- Horse Tail

2020-10-2001:14:251

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother.  Support the D.A.W.G.Z @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Merch@ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/
Ep 319-CBDhab

Ep 319-CBDhab

2020-10-1401:42:303

The D.A.W.G.Z. convene on a mild-weathered Tuesday and shoot the breeze. We talkin bout all kinds of fun stuff. Also the Woodman shows up as well. support the dawgz@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/
Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid

Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid

2020-10-0701:14:58

Comedian Nate Marshall joins the d.a.w.g.z. for a bit of a sit down. Tales of the Harrisburg/Lancaster comedy scene are told where Nate gets into a questionable fight. Other topix include: Covid, grounding, and general sword talk. LeZ Go!! Listen to the rest of the ep and Support the dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Buy hot tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/
Ep 317- Barndog

Ep 317- Barndog

2020-09-3001:21:251

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more.   
Ep 316- Johnny Hollywood

Ep 316- Johnny Hollywood

2020-09-2301:10:06

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz.
Ep 115- Hype Beasts

Ep 115- Hype Beasts

2020-09-1601:37:283

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more.  Support the cast @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/
Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing?  Find out.   Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light"  And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey" Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week.
The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed. Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. 
Ep 312-Fat Attack

Ep 312-Fat Attack

2020-09-0201:31:361

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on. Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action. Don't buy the hype. In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks.    God Bless 
Ep 311- U.S.A. 2.0

Ep 311- U.S.A. 2.0

2020-08-2501:08:32

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!!
Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

2020-08-1801:18:31

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.  
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MTPiv

I love your chubbys 😅🤣😂

Nov 10th
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MTPiv

Texas D.A.W.G.z

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MTPiv

D.A.W.G.z

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Salt life DAWGZ

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grzly

17 minutes in shane starts talking about bat soup.

Oct 13th
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MTPiv

other people's stuff 😅😆🤣😂😛

Oct 9th
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MTPiv

Magoobys was 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Oct 7th
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MTPiv

PAYTCH please This Dawg needs more laughs

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MTPiv

We don't start with hate speech 😅🤣😂

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MTPiv

my love is soooooo pure

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MTPiv

Crunch Berries 😘😘

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Meth & 🦂 😅🤣😂

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MTPiv

southwest GILLIS

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PAYTCH

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Jldubz

lol,, ive been present for 3 fat attacks, they are very real 🤣🤣👌👌

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MTPiv

PAYTCH?

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D.A.W.G.z

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MTPiv

we're all on the Spectrum

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D.A.W.G.Z

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