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A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell desecration from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell death knell from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the newest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall of Fame -- dancing lights -- from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells create undead and create greater undead from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell continual flame from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell contact other plane from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell command from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell clone from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: clone, cloudkill, and color spray become the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
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In which I discuss the dumbest things about the spells chill metal, chill touch, circle of death, circle of doom, clairaudience/clairvoyance, and cloak of chaos from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell changestaff from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
One of the many forum threads I consulted in a futile attempt to understand wood: https://forums.geocaching.com/GC/index.php?/topic/89015-how-to-cure-wood-for-sturdy-hiking-staff/
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell cause fear from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell burning hands from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell blindness/deafness from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell binding from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Bigby's interposing hand from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Special thanks to the following beholder impressionists: Benj, Bryan Beyer, Bryce, Everynight Cainite, Katrina Ehrnman-Newton, The Off-Kilter DM, Violetta Ehrnman-Newton, and Yoddel.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell awaken from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: bestow curse becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell arcane mark from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: astral projection becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell antiplant shell from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animate dead from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animal friendship from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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RE bugs in trenchcoats, I thought of the disguised ants in the animated series of The Tick: https://the-tick-animated.fandom.com/wiki/Ants https://the-tick-animated.fandom.com/wiki/Ants?file=Antbarbara.png
This guy is such a whiny rules-lawyer. A GM can change or rearrange ANYTHING they want. I can see this dude trying to correct the GM. Pushes his glasses up his nose, 'actually his character can't take boxing... according to page 185, paragraph 4, line 3.