Men Who Stare At GOATs

Join Simon and John as we lovingly critique the movies often referred to as the Greatest Of All Time! Are you sure its Star Wars?Is The Godfather really that good?How fantastic is Forrest Gump?The men who stare at GOATs are here to answer all these questions and more.*Disclaimer* - our thoughts and opinions are our own

Stand By Me

In this episode join Simon and John as we travel back to a simpler time in cinema (the 80s) and an even simpler time in history (the 50s) for coming-of-age classic STAND BY ME. Directed by Rob Reiner and based on a novella by Stephen King, come with us as we explore the films timeless themes of friendship, growth and life's toughest challenges. We'll discuss the most emotional moments that still resonate with viewers decades later and how its managed to not only influence generations ...

01-27
01:42:08

Jaws

This time join Simon and John on Amity island, for a deep dive into a movie that quite literally made a splash at the box office! The first movie to make 100m and announce the arrival of a pioneering young Steven Spielberg. Yes its 1975s Jaws Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forw...

03-12
01:45:44

The Departed

This time join Simon and John as we take a look at our second Scorsese, delving into the gritty Boston underworld of The Departed. In this episode we explore the intricate layers of deception, loyalty and morality that are played out in stellar performances from its all-star cast. We analyse the characters, themes and plot twists that make this Simons' favourite film and discuss the only thing more suspenseful than the movie itself, whether or not John will learn to pronounce Ve...

02-13
01:26:43

*WILDCARD* Starship Troopers

This time join Simon and John as we blast off with the mobile infantry to dissect a movie full of over-the-top action, cheesy one-liners, beautiful actors and... fascism?! Yes this episode is full of all the memorable moments from the sci-fi shooter, but also we delve into the themes of the human toll of war, propaganda and the controversial depiction of a militarised society. So stick with us as we decide... is this movie simply a guilty pleasure? a subtle, satirical spectacle? and of cou...

01-22
01:38:06

Die Hard

Yippee-Ki-Yay GOATs fans! This time join Simon and John for one last gift under the tree, as we buckle-up for the unapologetically action-packed, debatably Christmassy, Bruce Willis 80s classic Die Hard! We'll be discussing the numerous and escalating action sequences, the balance of quippy street-wise McClane vs the charismatic, yet brutally villainous Hans, and a stack of side characters that whether you love them or hate them, you'll no doubt have seen them in something! And...

12-29
01:44:21

Spirited Away

Take a plunge with Simon and John into the mysterious bathhouse world of 2001s, Hayao Miyazaki masterpiece Spirited Away! Get ready to cross over into the enchanting world of this Oscar- winning animated movie, and discover the captivating story of Chihiro, a young girl forced to fend for herself in the spirit world, as we watch her grow throughout its captivating story, told through breath-taking visuals and profound themes. We'll share our interpretations of the movies numerous messages a...

12-21
01:36:59

Rear Window

This time join Simon and John as we dial up the suspense and delve into the voyeuristic world of Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 masterpiece Rear Window. We peer through the lens of Jimmy Stewarts L.B Jeffries, a wheelchair-bound photographer confined to his apartment, who becomes convinced he has witnessed a murder. More than just a murder mystery. It's a psychological thriller exploring the dangers of obsession, fragility of perception and the thin line between curiosity and intrusion. So while ...

12-20
01:39:37

Get Out

This time on Staring at GOATs, join Simon and John as we sink into Jordan Peeles 2017 directorial debut, for the chillingly topical world of Get Out. A masterfully crafted horror that has captivated its audience with not just its scares but its psychological twists, social commentary and performances making it a modern classic. But is that enough to make it on the GOAT list? Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://li...

12-11
01:22:07

Enter The Dragon

This time join Simon and John as we dive into Bruce Lee's iconic martial arts show piece, as we celebrate 50 years of Enter the Dragon. Yes another banger from 1973 we discuss everything from Lee's performance, the mesmerising fight sequences (and rumours of behind-the-scenes scuffles) and the cultural impact of the movie and its influence on not only the action genre but martial arts in the West in general! Tune in to hear our light-hearted analysis and our take on whether the movie ...

11-17
01:41:10

*WILDCARD* 10 Things I Hate About You

*DING DONG* No its not Nigel with the brie its Simon and John back again with another episode, this time discussing the 90s teen rom-com 10 Things I Hate About You. We discuss what makes the films so special, from its hilarious characters, its positive message of self-acceptance, the hugely talented cast and the films iconic soundtrack! Whether you're a long-time fan of the movie of just discovering it for the first time, we're sure you'll be entertained. Follow the link below to joi...

10-23
01:30:32

The Wizard of Oz

This time join Simon and John as we step out of the land of sepia into an unmatched world of bright, colourful imagery and characters for the fantasy world of 1939s The Wizard of Oz! Its as iconic and quotable as you remember but do we need to remove our RUBY tinted nostalgia glasses? Does the marvellous creativity and spectacle mask a darker truth where many people suffered for their art in its creation? Do the characters and songs endear because there's not much else going on? Either way t...

09-18
01:29:18

The Exorcist

Do you know what we've done... Yes this time join Simon and John whose Ouija board meddling's have led them to one of the most iconic horror movies of all time. So expect explicit language and even a little green slime as we discuss William Friedkins The Exorcist. Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on...

08-14
01:25:53

Goodfellas

This time join those wise guys Simon and John, for a movie that epitomises the word iconic. From director Martin Scorsese, this film has stunning cinematography and unforgettable performances. We'll explore what makes this movie a bench mark of the time and a paradigm of the genre. Which could easily be any of his movies right?! This time though we're focussing on 1990s Goodfellas. Highly anticipated, frequently requested, we finally sit down to discuss the impact the movie had on cin...

07-10
01:17:38

Gladiator

WELCOME BACK! For our first anniversary episode Simon and John are discussing the equally epic, often unscripted and charismatic... Gladiator. From director Ridley Scott and starring Russell (I'm the greatest actor ever) Crowe, we'll be discussing the films stunning visuals, powerful (and wacky) performances, and its gripping story. We also delve into the historical accuracy, its impact on the action-adventure genre and the legacy and passing of one of its stars during production. Bu...

05-31
01:18:35

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Get ready for a wild ride because this time the Men Who Stare at GOATs discuss the mind-bending multiverse of Everything Everywhere all at Once! We've optimised our bluetooth headsets to bring you the alpha version of Simon and John as we delve into the films themes of relationships, coming of age and coming out. Dreams and disappointments, togetherness, generational divides and information overloads. And if that's not enough we'll also discuss talking stones, hotdog hands, bagels and ...

05-12
01:32:32

Top 5 Comedies (By Decade)

So this is sort of a spin-off or Brucie Bonus, where rather than have our normal Top 5 list as part of the episode, Simon decided to discuss the Top Comedies by era rather than rank them. This made for a much longer discussion about comedies and films we enjoy and find funny, so we thought it would make sense to separate it out as its own thing which would make the episode itself shorter but perhaps make it flow a bit better! As always let us know if you agree or disagree as I'm SURE t...

04-28
26:08

*WILDCARD* Anchorman

This time join Simon and John as we discuss a movie that speaks to the very philosophy of Men Who Stare at GOATs! Featuring a large helping of machismo, a sprinkle of broadcast news with a large helping of immature humour and a blast of Sex Panther for good measure, because of course 60% of the time it works... EVERY time. Yes its none other than the Will Ferrell comedy classic ANCHORMAN! A timeless standard bearer or an outdated dud? most quotable movie in history or an overly ...

04-28
01:34:57

Star Wars

Hello there... This time join the Men Who Stare at GOATs as we take on the unenviable task of not only trying to separate this movie from its trilogy, but also from the saga it then spawned and the franchise it has created... Of course we're staring at Star Wars! (you may know it) But while you may know the movie well, you haven't seen it till you've seen it through the eyes of two Welsh guys with a penchant for making inappropriate jokes at even the most serious movies! So settle in with...

04-02
01:28:49

The Good The Bad & The Ugly

Howdy partners! This time join Simon and John as the Men Who Stare at GOATs take our first look at a classic Western (well spaghetti Western because it was filmed in Italy, but you knew that) and third film in the now famous Dollars trilogy (but actually its probably a prequel to the other two, but you probably knew THAT too). Starring Hollywood's favourite cowboy Clint... (actually he was little known before this) Eastwood. Ok ok we've clearly scoured IMDB for all the facts but there ...

03-20
01:47:12

The Lion King

Like the circle of life itself this week the Men Who Stare at GOATs have returned (once again) to where we started in 1994 with that one Disney film from the 90s you might have heard of... Kimba the White Lion! No?... not that one? Ok lets check out The Lion King instead! Yes childhood classic, family favourite or traumatic turning point in the long legacy of Disney animation, we discuss our memories of the movie, its impact and also now its faltering(?) legacy. We debate our favourit...

03-03
01:20:35

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