Messed Up Movies

Today we cut deep into the mythology of Jackt the Ripper in From Hell. We rip open the film's novel theory of who this famous monster really was, the journey from classic graphic novel to the big screen, and the movie placing us in the filthy gutters where these crimes occured. This film is scapel sharp and sweeter than grapes, we hope you will enjoy joining us again in this Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: In 1888 London, a Scotland Yard investigator searches for Jack The Ripper. Starring: Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm Directed by Albert Hughes, Allen Hughes Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we celebrate creation in Brigsby Bear. We discuss the use of fantasy worlds to decipher brutal realities, the joy of creation becoming infectious, and the value of adding your creations to the world. This movie is a love letter to movies and art in general. Join us as we have a party for one of the greatest kids shows ever in this heart filled Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: After being freed from his life in an underground bunker, a man sets out to make a movie of the only TV show he has ever known. Starring: Kyle Mooney, Mark Hamill, Matt Walsh, Claire Danes, Greg Kinnear Directed by: Dave McCary Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

Today on New Movie Monday we lace up our boots and walk through a nightmarish American landscape in The Long Walk. We unpack the rules and weaponization of the Long Walk by the militarized state, the dynamic of these young men and their myriad of goals and dreams, and finally how this movie may capture the constant cycle of doom as America feels like it maybe beyond the American Dream.  This is a heavy, oppressive movie. It's not a blast, but it is absolutely incredible. This movie is sure to touch a nerve with modern audiences. This is a truly Messed Up Movie.  Youtube: https://youtu.be/0B20mz3mVbs Synopsis: A group of teenage boys compete in an annual contest known as "The Long Walk," where they must maintain a certain walking speed or get shot. Starring: Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Mark Hamill, Ben Wang, Tut Nyuot, Charlie Plummer Written by JT Mollner, Stephen King Director by Francis Lawrence Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this New Movie Monday we return to Tromaville in a new Toxic Avenger film. We discuss the odd  journey from creation to unrater theatrical experience, the more heartfilled approach to Toxie, and walk through the films myriad of gags. It's crazy to see a new Toxic Avenger film in the theater in 2025, but does it deliver the Troma goods? Join us to find out! Synopsis: A horrible toxic accident transforms downtrodden janitor Winston Gooze into a new evolution of hero: the Toxic Avenger. Starring: Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood Directed by Macon Blair Youtube: https://youtu.be/OLICMjlDEh8 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we pray to Krom for our revenge in Conan the Barbarian. We discuss the fantasy wish fufillment of Conan's world, the fight against a wild snake cult, and the rise of Arnold as our Action Movie King! Conan hack and slashed his way into our hearts and has ruled ever since, join us as we explore the times of High Fantasy! Synopsis: A powerful warrior seeks to avenge the genocide of his people and the murder of his parents at the hands of a snake cult. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max Von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman Director: John Milius Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: hthttps://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this New Movie Monday we attend a wedding in Borderline. We discuss the film's bizarre pop star wedding party, the shocking blend of comedy and hyper violence, and the stellar ensemble cast. This movie is all about twisted fantasies and hard realities. Join us for this Messed Up Movie.  Youtube: https://youtu.be/XzYPZ4s69z4 Synopsis: A bodyguard protects a pop superstar and her athlete boyfriend from a determined stalker in 1990s Los Angeles. Starring: Samara Weaving, Ray Nicholson, Eric Dane   Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g    

Today we see if we have what it takes to become real boys in the Disney Classic Pinocchio. We discuss the Blue Fairy's cruel gauntlet, the horrifying rogues gallery that fill this village, and restarting your life in the belly of a whale. This Messed Up movie seemed like a trip to Pleasure Island but scarred our child brains for all time. Synopsis: A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy. Starring: Dickie Jones, Christian Rub, Mel Blanc Directors: Norman Ferguson, T. Hee, Wilfred Jackson Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie/x/225635#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://youtu.be/Sz7leFqqo4g?si=KEWGefP4Bc6C-DSB  

On this New Movie Monday we unpack the new addition to the Hell House LLC franchise in Lineage. We discuss the decision to take the film out of the Found Footage genre, attempt to unravel the dense lore of the franchise, and ponder what could be in store next for this franchise. This one will be a divisive entry into the franchise for sure, join us in Abbadon for all the details.  Youtube: https://youtu.be/6CU2Njc1osU Synopsis: After a near-death experience, Vanessa Shepherd faces nightmares in Abaddon. As mysterious deaths occur around her, she discovers her connection to the Abaddon Hotel, Carmichael Manor, and decades of unexplained murders. Starring: Elizabeth Vermilyea, Searra Sawka, Mike Sutton Directed by Stephen Cognetti Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod  Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g    

This week we tip over a garbage pail full of all the gross and bulbuous nightmares you remember in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We discuss the hiddeous look and behavior of these monsterous aliens, Dodgers brutal real life, and the wish fufilment of being a Garbage Pail Kid. This one is sticky and smelly, but if you hold your nose and squint real hard you may see an enjoyable childhood memory.  Synopsis: Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. Starring: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro Director: Rod Amateau Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this New Movie Monday we battle sobriety and alien invaders in Jimmy and Stiggs. We dissect Joe Begos's long journey through this passion project, the refreshing theatrical experience of being pummeled by this movies madcap blood and guts approach, and The Horror Section announcing their arrival with this wild calling card film. This is more of a Drunken Bar Brawl than a film at most turns. This is a movie you survive more than passively view. Join us as we get beamed up into another Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: A perfect storm of lousy news sees out-of-work filmmaker Jimmy Lang spiral into a bender, during which he claims to have been abducted by aliens, and fearing their return, he contacts his old friend Stiggs to help him gear up for war. Starring: Joe Begos, Matt Mercer Directed by Joe Begos Youtube: https://youtu.be/fv9LE_yXBoQ Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod  Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we return to one of the most magical films of all time in an unexpectedly hiddeous manner in Return to Oz. We discuss the horrifying real world Dorthy has returned to, the insanely evil new denizens of Oz, and the abuse of one of the most beloved movie characters of all time. Many young kids will remember the nightmares this Disney Classic unleashed upon us in this Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: Dorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, is somehow called back to Oz when a vain witch and the Nome King destroy everything that makes the magical land beautiful. Starring: Fairuza Balk, Nicol Williamson, Jean Marsh, Piper Laurie Director: Walter Murch Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this new movie Monday we go on a wild ride to find a classroom of missing children in Weapons. We discuss the film's multiple chapter structure, the reveal of the true monster in our midst, and the film's many tones from comedy to blood currdling violence. This is one of the best horror films of the year, and we go all the way down to the basement to unpack it's delights.  Youtube: https://youtu.be/K3_kEJ2iyLE Synopsis: When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance. Starring: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Alden Ehrenreich Directed by Zack Cregger Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Turn around and look at what you see as we soar into the Mirror of our Dreams in The Neverending Story. We discuss how this dark children's fantasy film traumatized us, the light mythology of the world of Fantasia, and why this film became so iconic to an entire generation. Hop your luck dragon to rediscover this classic childhood Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: A troubled boy dives into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book. Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Gerald McRaney Directed by Wolfgang Petersen Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

On this New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam get stuck Together. We discuss the movies body horror metaphors, the inbalance in this couple's relationship, and if this body horror film attacked the heart or just the skin. Join us for this new Messed Up journey in theaters now! Synopsis: Years into their relationship, Tim and Millie find themselves at a crossroads as they move to the country. With tensions already flaring, an encounter with an unnatural force threatens to corrupt their lives, their love and their flesh. Youtube: https://youtu.be/0NZMLFkWEcI Starring: Dave Franco, Allison Brie Directed by Michael Shanks Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

This week we kneel on tentacled leg before DAGON! We discuss the pretty one sided deal these villagers make with this aquatic diety, greatest H.P. Lovecraft film adaptations, and what to do when your half octopuss sister sets her romantic sights on you. Despite all the obvious barnacles, there is plent of wonderful elements to dive head first into with this Messed Up Movie.  Synopsyis: A boating accident runs a young man and woman ashore in a decrepit Spanish fishing town which they discover is in the grips of an ancient sea god and its monstrous half human offspring. Starring: Ezra Godden, Francisco Rabel, Raquel Merono, Macarena Gomez.  Directed by Stuart Gordon Youtube: https://youtu.be/LsZCCDl2D70 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we head to curiously unsupervised camp in Marshmallow. We dissect the the film's use of nightmares to taint reality, the weaponization camp slasher tropes, if we like movies based around children, and the films wild twist ending. Marshmallow gives audiences a lot to chew on in this beautiful gem of a Messed Up Movie.  Synopsis: When a once-fabled campfire tale becomes real, a group of campers uncover a profound secret that questions their very existence. Starring: Corbin Bernsen, Giorgia Whigham, Paul Soter, Kue Lawrence, Max Malas  Director: Daniel DelPurgatorio Youtube: https://youtu.be/iCgy8lS75oI Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam venture back to the rage filled decade that began the millineum to draft some Messed Up 2000's Film Festivals. We discuss the anger brought on by the Torture P*rn emergence, the ghostly arrival of J-Horror remakes, and the return of classic horror titles as sleek, sexy and mean remakes.  You the audience can listen and see who's Film Festival you would all want to attend. Let us know in the comments who you think is the winner! Youtube: https://youtu.be/u6gyf5bPxy0 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we head to camp for one of the most shocking reveals in movie history in Sleepaway Camp. We discuss the inverted tropes this movie employs to feel unique among 80's slashers, the horrifying adult behavior in the camp, and of course that unforgettable final reveal.  Synopsis: Bunks and showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly for teens. Starring: Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields Directed by Robert Hiltzik  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we go on a one way trip into the woods in Vulcanizadora. We unpack the hilarious hang at the start of the film, the brutal turning point scene, and how the movie spends the second half asking us some really tough questions. This Messed Up Movie is a true stylistic ride with a disarming simplicity that will stick with your for a long time after the credits end.  Synopsis: Two friends take a trip through a Michigan forest, intent on carrying out a disturbing pact. Starring: Joshua Burge, Joel Potrykus, Solo Potrykus Director: Joel Potrykus Youtube: https://youtu.be/EV6FRuzdz-0 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam will enter the cinematic nightmares of a Horror Legend Wes Craven to create a film festival. We discuss Craven's creation of epic franchises like Scream and A Nightmare on Elm Street, his early hardcore phase including The Hills Have Eyes and The Last House on the Left, and some of his more bizarre tales like The People Under the Stairs and The Serpent and the Rainbow. It was an honor to disucss one of the greatest Masters of Horror and his Messed Up Movies.  You the audience let us know who you think won this epic offering to a Horror God.  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g