Midwest Scum

a product of narcissism, nihilism, and the occasional existential angst. Midwest Scumbags is like the graffiti you see on a train. Sometimes profound and meaningful but mostly nonsense and always fleeting

72. A Most Triumphant Return

what's your favorite podcast been up to for the last year? spoiler alert: smoking crack and playing Magic the Gathering intro/outro music taken from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio threaten to rip Elliott's fingernails off: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ help Skyler quit crack by tweeting at his personal twitter: https://x.com/elonmusk

09-16
01:02:18

67. Scumbag Incorporated

researching Canadian Alternative medicine, Skyler doesn't believe in germ theory, the evolution of the podcast, Elliott's blackout karaoke, send us to Japan! outro guitar riff taken from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ we'll get back to video podcasts soon, i promise

06-10
01:19:50

66. Dawn of the .MP4

the official video podcast for real this time tell your friends and lovers audio hiccups because Elliott is a loud drunk; video is raw as pro wrestling because he doesn't know how to edit videos yet. creep on Elliott's personal insta: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

05-29
38:15

71. Baldur's Gatekeeping

Baldur did nothing wrong, Mass Effect 2's Yvonne Strahovski is my dream girl, the Elden Ring moratorium is lifted because Skyler became the Elden Lord, Pizza Hut Playstation Demo Discs, Video Games rocked back in the day - battle passes and cosmetics and the predatory state of video games today is DISGUSTING, VR treadmills, reading books is good, drunk Stoicism, butterfly effect blood debts, Pizza Hut Steam key reselling, fat-ripped but with an 8-pack, adrenochrome, Baldur will not divide us stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro/outro guitar riffs by: White Bat Audio

08-12
01:02:49

70. Femboy Summer

aliens - are we alone or can we bang them? Barbie + Oppenheimer, timey-wimey AI catfishing, Primer, pushing for a cyborg-ninja Metal Gear Rising future, it's all a circle and we figured it out, NPC streamers vs femboys, aliens are actually hyper intelligent cows, we miss you Overly Attached Girlfriend attach yourself to Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro+outro guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio

08-05
01:09:48

69. Ha Ha Funny Number Episode

we are the number 1 podcast in the world, fund Elliott's nervous breakdown, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Flavor Flav edition, the Kardashian toothbrush scandal, we legit love Taylor Swift, Skyler speedrunning environmental disaster, horror movie chatter, Elliott's pretentious globohomo rant on art, Elon's obsession with the letter X, the time ghost within the zeitgeist, 5k views and she's not even real, we don't need writers or actors to strike for us Elliott's pretentious globohomo instagram: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro/outro guitar riffs borrowed from: youtube.com/whitebataudio

07-30
01:09:55

68. William Wallace: Horse Killer

i don't wanna be a mental health guy but i'm a mental health guy now, Braveheart movie review, elephant babes, a gratuitous violent Walmart fantasy, Babe: Pig in the City >>> Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs and Racing Stripes combined Kit Harrington is a cutiepie, Newgrounds - Everything by Everyone (whether you like it or not), COBRA voted for Hillary, plummeting to the top intro/outro guitar riffs ripped from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

07-02
01:13:47

65. The Hair Oil Heresy

a return from Gentleman School (and Femboy School respectively), what does the government do with all the hair oil, Zelda hype train baybeeee! Bam Margera's Most Wanted, Khorne frontmanning for Korn (AKA another Warhammer mini discussion) handful of technical errors at the beginning but i'll never apologize hard rebrand coming soon intro/outro guitar riffs by: youtube.com/whitebataudio

05-13
01:10:26

64. A Lore-Heavy Episode

Gru-maxxing with Illumination, being a master at rollerblading, we finally talk about the Mario movie (the Princess Peach movie), Skyler is accepting commissions for furry art, Adobe Suite nonsense, deep Midwest Scumbag lore, Winston Churchill, ritualistic suicide, photoshopping X head onto Y body, why aren't you in uniform? Guitar Hero ruined careers, blacking out in Chuck E. Cheese's, deep Five Nights at Freddy's lore, sissy hypno Star Wars, Elliott teases some Warhammer 40k talk intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio email us literally whatever you want: midwest.scumbags@gmail.com DM your boi Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

04-17
01:10:52

63. An AI-Generated Episode

decoding the mysteries of Artificial Intelligence, thou shalt booze cruise, chatGPT dude, March Madness fun facts, sandals are the key to being a conqueror, Scum Merch phase one: handthrown mugs, rewriting Preacher, The Black Parade remaster, force your girlfriend to play OS Runescape AI can't reproduce this level of mediocrity intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

04-08
01:14:43

62. A Strand Type Episode

Happy St. Patrick's Day, we get Beached then advocate for the Death Stranding, not enough zombies, Tunnel Snakes Rule intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

03-19
01:07:54

61. Cats Don't Commit War Crimes

we're investigative journalists now,  anime stuff, agent orange juice, Scott Bakula, the Playstation EyeToy, undercover furries, war is bad, buy me the Eren Jaeger Fortnite skin intro/outro guitar riffs by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

03-11
01:02:59

60. Nikita Khrushchev and the Flat-Earth Prince

we're still a show, more Last of Us, crystals are magical rocks and i love them now, ChatGPT and AI memes, the Round-Earth Wikipedia page, Hogwarts Legacy and more Harry Potter talk, Atomic Hearto first impressions, "Mr. Gorbachev, build that wall", Pizza Hut salads suck late upload because Elliott got hella sick - coincidence? or cosmic retaliation for his opinion on a wizard game?

02-28
51:01

59. The Land Before Scum

what do you do when you run out of cat food in the apocalypse, enamel is made up, enough rizz to get some mascara, eat grass, dinosaurs, the first couple episodes of The Last of Us, scathing criticism of critics guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

01-30
01:01:38

58. Avatar: The Way of BongWater

Two Broke Girls but we're guys, Death Stranding is a lot of reading, chillin in the gooncave, the Annunaki, all the billionaire famous dudes have boring names, James Cameron experienced an Eldritch horror, Sam Dankman Weed, party rockers are in the house tonight guitar riffs in the intro/outro from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

01-15
01:03:21

57. A Canticle for Sapkowski

3D printing, a more humane option, opposing ideas of fame, strangled to death by a buncha furries, video game adaptations inherently suck, lazy-ass writing, we complain some more about the Witcher, Ricky Gervais fights Bixby Billingham III, mental health pro tip: bottle up your emotions A new intro/outro riff stolen from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio/

01-07
01:02:35

56. Our Podcast is a Chinese PsyOp

memory wipes, redbull flavored coffee, more coof misinformation, a piece of paper worth 50k, Ron Perlman's greatest role, hating on menthol, YMCA shenanigans, Elliott whines about the Witcher, Skyler signs up for a super-soldier program, tall-poppy something happy new year, loser. as always, a faithful and incredible music producer that i steal music from for the intros and outros : https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

12-31
01:10:58

55. Harry Potter and the Shocker on Shock Street

the holiday solstice, the geopolitical landscape of magic people, Abraham Linkin Park, my My Immortal, copying R.L. Stine intro stolen song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkFLTfID_o intro/outro guitar riff: https://whitebataudio.com/ if you're reading this, ily

12-24
01:01:59

54. Drinking Monkey Wine with Gachikois

hot new gear, Denny's business center, the crowning of some Midwest Queens, smol turtle house, unironically loving vtubers, a double-date invitation to Gawr Gura please subscribe: https://twitter.com/gawrgura intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

12-17
01:10:58

53. Game Awards Pun Title

winter is coming, febreeze is life febreeze is love, the daily gimp workplace, The Game Awards kinda, the Xenoblade 3 OST deserves love, you should be watching JoJo, recorders suck intro/outro guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

12-11
01:10:24

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