Millennial Rewind

Oh boy, this one was rough to get through... This month we're reviewing the severely underfunded adaptation of the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons, and asking some very important questions - How did they get Jeremy Irons to do this? Why did you do this movie, Jeremy Irons? Who hurt you?_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Do you love romcoms featuring morally-bankrupt, privileged white people deceiving each other? Then you'll love this month's episode!Get in the mood for Valentine's Day by watching Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson play garbage human beings and wondering why the hell Kathryn Hahn, Bebe Neuwirth, Thomas Lennon and Adam Goldberg don't have bigger roles._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! Well if you join the Mobile Infantry, probably not. This month we review the Paul Verhoeven sci-fi satire Starship Troopers.With an authentically Argentinian cast including Casper van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown, Jake Busey and Michael Ironside, you will definitely like to know more._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

This holiday season we're reviewing another Christmas movie with horrific existential implications, Disney's classic The Santa ClauseStarring Tim Allen, it's the story about a terrible father who inherits a curse to appease the capricious whims of his bloodthirsty son. Seriously. Have a listen to find out more!_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

It's morphin' time! This episode we go back to the beloved teens with attitude and their trusty robots vs. monsters show from the early 90s. The episodes we review have it all - bad dubbing, beetus bowls and chunky chickens. Seriously, to call this show campy would be an insult to camp._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Sisters!! In honor of Halloween and unnecessary sequels 30 years after the original, we're reviewing the Millennial nostalgia-bait Hocus Pocus.Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy, this is one movie only a brainwashed child could love._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider-Man can!That's right, this episode we're taking a look the original Marvel juggernaut movie about your friendly neighborhood Arachnid-Person. Starring Toby Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco and J.K. Simmons, this movie showed an entire generation of moviegoers the amazing things the could do if they happen to get snacked on by a genetically-modified spider._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of the original Mission: Impossible movie. Adapted from the classic TV series, its theme song slaps harder than a disgruntled Oscars guest.Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez and Vanessa Redgrave and directed by Brian de Palma, this movie has more mask reveals than you can shake a piece of exploding gum at._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

It's the anti-fairytale that kicked off a cultural juggernaut: Shrek starring Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Prepare for adventure as Nick guides you from the eyeball-filled swamp, to the pleasantly-oppressive Duloc...and beyond! Along the way, Jules stands firmly for the plight of marginalized, bullied, and displaced fantasy creatures everywhere. Meanwhile, Jon relates a little too well with the oppressors._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

This episode we're diving down into the Deep Blue Sea. The sharks can cure Alzheimer's. Samuel L. Jackson is awesome as always. Thomas Jane is secretly Aquaman. And LL Cool J has the best pet bird in film history._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

We're taking a holiday in the English countryside to ride along with Postman Pat (and his black and white cat)! Delivering disappointing parcels through the all-too-quiet village of Greendale, Pat interacts with all-too-pleasant residents Reverend Timms, Ted Glen, Mrs. Hubbard, and umm..."Sam Waldron", all of whom are part of an evil stop-motion scheme. Will Pat be able to uncover the truth, remove the curse affecting Greendale, and still complete his rounds? Only time will tell!_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

We're skipping work for the day to grab some coffee with Friends! Stuffed with odd euphemisms and heavy sarcasm, it's the iconic sitcom that made Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer household names. So come along as we rediscover how to be there for you...if you know what we mean._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Roland Emmerich strikes again with 1998's Godzilla! The big, bad, sea monster has come to New York City and is ready to...start a family? Starring Matthew Broderick, Kevin Dunn, and Jean Reno, this baffling action flick really wants to make coffee funny. So grab a pile of fish and get ready for questionable takes on nuclear fallout, reptile biology, and what makes an island isolated._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Today is our Independence Day...episode! Roland Emmerich clearly has a destroying America fetish, because this won't be the last movie he does it in. Starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Randy Quaid, Judd Hirsch, Adam Baldwin, Harvey Fierstein and Mae Whitman, this movie still slaps (aliens, that is) years later. Also, how many ways can Nick say "Vivica A. Fox"?_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

It's Toy Story! Tom Hanks and Tim Allen star in this soft existential horror that's probably fundamental to your childhood. Join us in our attempt to understand why anyone likes Woody. Maybe it's the tea..._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

We spared no expense making this episode. With Jurassic World Dominion coming out, we thought we'd go back and watch Steven Spielberg's original dino blockbuster.Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Samuel L. Jackson and Wayne Knight, the special effects hold up surprisingly well.Hold onto your butts..._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, and happy people just don't get into podcasting.That's right, this episode we're reviewing the feature-length blonde joke Legally Blonde. It's the movie that made Reese Witherspoon a star, with Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Victor Garber, Jennifer Coolidge and Ali Larter rounding out the cast. Plus *checks notes* -- Raquel Welch? That can't be right...Seriously, they'll apparently let anyone into Harvard Law School._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

We're finishing our anniversary with a return to the beach! In its fourth season, Baywatch gets meta before that was even a thing. Episode 18 "Rescue Bay" has Creepy Honeymoon Guy return to give Hoff and crew their greatest challenge yet... filming a show about lifeguards!Join in as Baywatch literally tries to tell us why we like it. You'll also get to learn the many ways casting decisions strain relationships, and how kite string snaps your hold on reality!_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! It's out anniversary episode, and to celebrate where it all began we're reviewing the sequel to our very first episode. With almost none of the original cast and cinematography clearly inspired by Power Rangers, there's so much craziness that we have to discuss. Enjoy!_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

YER A WIZARD, HARRY! Yeah, yeah, we know it's supposed to be the Philosopher's Stone, but we live in America and legally we have to go with the butchered title.The movie that put Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint on the map, it has an insane who's-who of British actors including Maggie Smith, Richard Harris, Alan Rickman, Robbie Coltrane, John Hurt and our favorite leprechaun Warwick Davis.Join us on a magical journey where we find more evidence that it really is awesome to be a protagonist._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter