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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did you know vanilla comes from beaver butts? When the ladies get famous on go on tour, they have a few requirements. Jen makes a fungal mistake, and Carol saves her after a fall. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 124 Promo

Episode 124 Promo

2021-04-1600:56

Episode 124 Promo
Making it ok to rub your genitals all over everything. 
Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells like her ass, and Jen relays a startling tendency in her family. Exploding Head Syndrome, urethral sounding, and how to hide a boner rounds out this episode. Be sure to earn your MSL degree in esoterica by checking out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 123 Promo

Episode 123 Promo

2021-04-1000:59

Episode 123 Promo
What says "love" and "mother" more than pinworms? Liver flukes, crabs, and castings...at least seagulls aren't pecking at your asshole.
Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most annoying four year old. Sniffr, trivia about Peeps, and new funeral options round out the show. Also, the trending Easter and Passover phrases from Urban Dictionary! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 122 Promo

Episode 122 Promo

2021-04-0200:58

Episode 122 Promo
A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.
Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae dreams and headless snails join the discussion along with the terribly mysterious Kentucky Meat Shower. Also, the heartbreaking trend for serial killers. Carol shares another fucked up childhood memory and plays the Tourette's game! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 121 Promo

Episode 121 Promo

2021-03-2600:54

Episode 121 Promo
A simple fix for a pesky problem. What to do when your favorite soda remains elusive.
Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking dumb. They review the newest in condom protection and also, what's up with the "stuck porn" trend? Carol reflects on cults and Jen muses about torture devices. All in all, just a regular episode. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 120 Promo

Episode 120 Promo

2021-03-1900:58

Episode 120 Promo
Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.
Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is saved with a deep dive into the fantastic world of Alan Wagner. How 'bout that cancel culture? The ladies discuss Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head and how sometimes a murder can really screw up a birthday party. Lastly, 10 important bits of knowledge from Judy, Jen's aged neighbor. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 119 Promo

Episode 119 Promo

2021-03-1200:55

Episode 119 Promo
Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.
Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss them. Jen and Carol interview Amy, a self-proclaimed synesthete, to learn more about this "fucked up" condition. Also, Amy shares two intimate stories that have to do with her butt. Enjoy, and be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
Episode 118 Promo

Episode 118 Promo

2021-03-0500:49

Episode 118 Promo
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