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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite. MeUndies:  Score sizzling summer deals like up to 50% off at https://www.MeUndies.com/burr  Open Phone: Go to https://www.OpenPhone.com/burr and get 20% off your first six months. 
Bill rambles about jet lag, playing with The Pretenders, and Wimbelton. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-17 - Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House, and his new drum kit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Ring My Bell SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. HelixSleep:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide
Bill rambles about banana ball, Sabbath's last show, and the corporate world. Zip Recruiter: Let ZipRecruiter find what you’re looking for free at this exclusive web address www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Lucyd:  If you’re ready to upgrade your eyewear, head to Lucyd.coand use code BURR for 20% off.  
Bill rambles about terrible styles, car shopping, and checking out. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-3-25 - Bill rambles about patience, helicopters, and being a booze bag. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Elvis Presley - Change of Habit Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/burr for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about women who don't need men, instagram head nodding, and Chat GPT therapy. CashApp:  New Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash with our exclusive referral code [BURR10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. 
Bill rambles about MotoGP, the NBA, and aviation 'experts'. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast31:01 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-26-17 - Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast, and minding your p's and q's. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ramsey Lewis - Uhuru SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.  Cornbread Hemp:  Right now, our listeners can save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BURR with code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about the submarine guy, the Middle East, and nerd cities. Open Phone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months.  Squarespace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles with Josh Homme about his new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs', 'Cats' on drugs, and reviews. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(48:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Queens of the Stone Age - Smooth Sailing SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off a new system with professional monitoring by going to www.SimliSafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine. MeUndies:  Slide into game changing comfort with MeUndies. Support the show by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR and using my code BURR to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping.  
Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled)  Cash App:  Use our exclusive referral code [BURR10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply.  Chubbies:  For a very limited time, shop Chubbies’ biggest sale of the year for $45 shorts and up to 65% off select gear. Hit up www.chubbiesshorts.com and grab your favorites before they’re gone. Missed the sale? Don’t sweat it, use our exclusive code [BURR] for 20% off. Lucyd: So, if you’re ready to upgrade your eyewear head to www.Lucyd.co and use code BURR for 20% off. 
Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you.  Start your free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell  Helix:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% of site wide for Monday Morning Podcast listeners.  SquareSpace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing. OpenPhone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.
Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Bob Dylan - Highway 61
Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZupRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. 
Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-22-17 - Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City, and the Celtics vs the Cavs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Soundgarden - Pretty Noose Cornbread Hemp: Save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. 
Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-17 - Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Incubus - Are You In Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring they have the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals. And listeners to our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at www.FastGrowingTrees.com  SquareSpace:  Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four. Ava:  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE! This offer is only for MY listeners. OpenPhone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. 
Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts Fast Growing Trees:  Get the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals with 15% off your first purchase at www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout. Ridge Wallet:  For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code BURR at checkout at www.Ridge.com  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. 
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Comments (1826)

Mohammad K

U laugh like a cat with a ball of hair stock in his throat

Jul 10th
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Stu Pidasso

Take the key fob out of your back pocket.

Jul 1st
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J Bonham

Such a funny cunt

Jun 29th
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YourFavoriteRant

you had me at burned bacon.

Jun 7th
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Sal DeTraglia

grolp

May 23rd
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Tim Brockert

bad art is good art! & Green Bay is a small town team like buffalo, the NFL just doesn't like that it's not One owner to convince.

May 16th
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Tim Brockert

strange brew

May 6th
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Inderpal Singh Assi

I agree with Bill 100% with the whole Patrice comments. Everyone talks about Patrice as 1) They knew him, when in fact they only knew him as a comedian, 2) As he would be a "warrior" against the SJW like papa Rogan and his Toerogan click.

Apr 26th
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kenzievii

best advice ever

Apr 18th
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kenzievii

this was hilarious 😂 great job reading those ads tho lollol lol #heyBill

Apr 18th
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Emilio Dijan

Dean has almost identical voice as Jim Norton

Apr 14th
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Inderpal Singh Assi

"sorry phone, I'm not mad at you" 🤣

Apr 8th
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Stu Pidasso

In place of Grecian Formula, you need Irish Formula for redheads. Available only from a leprechaun.

Apr 7th
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Stu Pidasso

I've chosen to discontinue online shopping

Apr 7th
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Inderpal Singh Assi

Bill is down with the GZA!!!

Apr 2nd
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Dara Pat

this turn coat cunt now appears on the view 😂😂 he used slag the ones that appeared on this show and them ugly pigs that host it, my my that wife really ruined him, he married a Clump

Mar 22nd
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Keith Mcclain

I'm a natural comedian like you! but I'm 58 yrs old. messed my life up with drugs. I can never get coverage or media like you but I can give you some of my jokes for free I'm not in the mood at the moment but when I smoke the right way or get the right stuff I'm going to send you some free funny shit that comes from a complex brain like yours me and you have a lot in common except you made it! I have the natural ability to say some funny realistic type shit like you we have some similar genetics

Mar 18th
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Keith Mcclain

get them bitches Bill! I'm one of your biggest fans I live in Louisiana!

Mar 18th
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Dara Pat

he did a 180 he's all mainstream now he used to be funny, now he's an insufferable cunt

Mar 18th
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Stu Pidasso

Okay.No more basketball. Basketball sucks and basketball podcasts are boring as fuck

Mar 11th
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