Discover
Monday Morning Podcast

1088 Episodes
Reverse
Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs.
Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contract
Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans. Joey is on a solo tour this summer. Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com
FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order.
LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR
GameTime.co: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar.
ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.
Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com
SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'.
Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com
Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few.
WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ
Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital
For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com
Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings.
Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
FÜM: Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today
Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold.
From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”
SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.
Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa.
Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more
Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.
Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies.
Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.
Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls.
Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today.
Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls.
Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences.
Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/burr
Freeze Pipe: Shop pipes, bubblers, bongs and more at www.thefreezepipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order.
ZipRecruiter:. Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas.
Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff.
Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
Füm: Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today.
Liquid Death: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues.
Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU
Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars.
Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.
Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.
Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news.
Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Denise
Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Bill,it's f'n coffee. Have a cup and shut the phuc up. 🤣
Steven Wright on conan and Billy burr!! didn't know who he was so thanks for having him on!
go fuck yours
It's very difficult to copy your "live" stream link for your "live" stream..... Could you make it easier?
Dear bildo, your getting 55 but you steel making that female voice as graet as evet, luv you and go fuvk yourself
lmaoo
stop it with the fuckin guns..get a sling shot
what's the name of the song at 37:00
Bill, it's funny you said that you were both of the guys in Banshees film, at one point in your life, the 3 characters are ALL the same person. He was talking to himself, rejecting who he previously was and the younger of who he had become.
preach Bill, preach!!!
Old billy wise thoughts over here
Hi Bill, the movie you described with the lady looking down on the cottage and having a staring contest with herself is Robert Altman's Images from 73. Great movie btw.
"Never give Bill Burr an opening to explain himself further." Nia 😆
I LOVE NIA!
Nia and Bill should do this in a stand up setting one time lol
that chatgbt bill burr joke tho lol
someone needs to trash bill !! and that person is nia
lol this got heated. damn bill I've never heard an actual fight with you and Nia
old bill burr is wild, I love him still but his take on the thing about the masseuse's just seems like straight up sexual harassment lol
15:34. That B!tch.