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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contract
Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans.  Joey is on a solo tour this summer.  Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR GameTime.co:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  
Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.   Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com
Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few.  WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital  For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com
Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM:  Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today
Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”   SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.
Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.
Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.
Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  
Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences.   Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 SimpliSafe:  Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/burr Freeze Pipe: Shop pipes, bubblers, bongs and more at www.thefreezepipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. ZipRecruiter:. Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm:  Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today.  Liquid Death:   Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com:   Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  
Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.
Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
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Comments (1691)

Regular To

Bill,it's f'n coffee. Have a cup and shut the phuc up. 🤣

May 19th
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Michael McConnell

Steven Wright on conan and Billy burr!! didn't know who he was so thanks for having him on!

May 14th
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Michael Lalev

go fuck yours

May 12th
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Christine Abbott

It's very difficult to copy your "live" stream link for your "live" stream..... Could you make it easier?

Apr 21st
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Matthew kellly

Dear bildo, your getting 55 but you steel making that female voice as graet as evet, luv you and go fuvk yourself

Apr 12th
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Wes Ortiz

lmaoo

Apr 2nd
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Regular To

stop it with the fuckin guns..get a sling shot

Apr 1st
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Erin Lewis

what's the name of the song at 37:00

Mar 30th
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Tim Brockert

Bill, it's funny you said that you were both of the guys in Banshees film, at one point in your life, the 3 characters are ALL the same person. He was talking to himself, rejecting who he previously was and the younger of who he had become.

Mar 10th
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Michael McConnell

preach Bill, preach!!!

Mar 3rd
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Regular To

Old billy wise thoughts over here

Feb 13th
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John J Edmund

Hi Bill, the movie you described with the lady looking down on the cottage and having a staring contest with herself is Robert Altman's Images from 73. Great movie btw.

Feb 11th
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Michelle Rodrigue

"Never give Bill Burr an opening to explain himself further." Nia 😆

Feb 3rd
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Michelle Rodrigue

I LOVE NIA!

Feb 3rd
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Michael McConnell

Nia and Bill should do this in a stand up setting one time lol

Jan 20th
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snosaer

that chatgbt bill burr joke tho lol

Jan 20th
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Michael McConnell

someone needs to trash bill !! and that person is nia

Dec 30th
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Michael McConnell

lol this got heated. damn bill I've never heard an actual fight with you and Nia

Dec 30th
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gay for god

old bill burr is wild, I love him still but his take on the thing about the masseuse's just seems like straight up sexual harassment lol

Dec 28th
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Shysta McNasty

15:34. That B!tch.

Dec 26th
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