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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency. Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon: Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR
2Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-25 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs. (01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs
Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.
Bill rambles about the L.A. fires, information farming, and succumbing to the matrix. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-9-17 Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees, and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE! (01:57:42) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Wild Card Hims: Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Square Space: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/BURR save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about tree disposal, 'You're So Vain', and calling your girlfriend a 9 out of 10. Zip Recruiter: Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: ZipRecruiter.com/BURR.
Bill rambles about destroying sand castles, the years flying by, and having a dog. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-3-17 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, having hope, and one thing leading to another. (01:40:29) - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 18
Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades. Harley Davidson: Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy, which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license! Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Christmas pajamas of past, British engines, and going on a journey. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-26-24 - Bill rambles about woman removers, NBA hoop, and blaming the year 2016. (01:04:53) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 17
Bill rambles about the holiday season, the Food Network, and Billy blow dry.
Bill rambles with Adam Ray about his Dr. Phil Show on Netflix, crying on cue, and FOMO. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off plus two free pillows for all your mattresses orders at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Harley Davidson: Sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license at harleydavidson.com/billburr.
Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop. SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles with Ilana Glazer about her new special 'Human Magic', queer canon, and Vinny Barbarino. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:39) - Thursday Afternoon Interlude 12-12-16 - Bill rambles about the gun test, traveling, and experiencing loss. (01:52:18) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 15 Harley Davidson: Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about corporate scams, sucking on a chili dog, and the price of a men's haircut. SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Bill rambles about holiday gifting, street shootings, and 70s hair parts. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-5-16 - Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music, and toupee sex. (01:26:08) - Anything Better? NFL Preview & Picks - Week 14 Mando: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code BURR at www.ShopMando.com SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about pitch meetings, Thanksgiving, and 'gratuities'. Zip Recruiter: Go to wwwZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now and try it for free. Indochino: Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at www.Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. Public Rec: Stop suffering in regular pants and give the gift of comfort this Holiday Season! For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off when you use code [BURR] at checkout. Open Phone: OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first six months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Grapevine highway, the Coen Brothers, and the great Chuck Woolery.
Bill rambles about Bakersfield, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot', and touring with Dean Delray. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:10) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-21-16 Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting rays, and putting on weight. (01:42:43) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 12
Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit. Helix: Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchaseand a Bedding Bundle (2 Dream Pillows, Sheet Set, and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite mattress order at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Indochino: Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. SimpliSafe: This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees. (02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11 Mando: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code BURR at www.ShopMando.com Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Henson Shaving: Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart.
Bill rambles about Saturday Night Live, pilates, and having a 'staring problem'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Hims: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR Liquid Death: Get $5 off any case of Liquid Death at www.liquiddeath.com/BURR
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oul billy thinks the fat gay rainbow DEI fire dept in LA. did a great job 🤣🤣🤣 Go wear your mask and get another booster shill boy, he must have ran it by his wife 🤣
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what are we going to do about all this shit bill ??? france ..... 1790's.... its the only... only.... only way....
love the new segment of pitching sequels to movies that shouldn't have them.
thank you bill ,,😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh Bill, you are my Oprah.
Billy, Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot JFK in Downtown Dallas, left the building on foot, took a bus across two neighborhoods, got to his rented room house, changed clothes and got handgun, ran through some backyards, shot a cop, and went to see a flick in a theater and was still caught when mass surveillance was just an Orwellian Nightmare.
Shout out to the Coen Brothers!!! Billy boy Miller's Crossing and Big Lebowski, just saying. Never heard of Hudsucker P. sometimes directors, especially auteurs if you subscribe to that theory, tend to be overlooked because they are more experimental and willing to take chances that might work, or just not work. You just can't pin them down to a universally acclaimed series of films. my two cents.
https://youtu.be/UGJ5o5Z8V54?si=RgnmzRRLeM_ve4M1 solving the money problem
to quote the famous Stan, 'you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead' is this it 😅
https://youtu.be/udVizC5QjE0?si=zm5E7--Hmjt0BNUY 3rd example
2nd example https://youtu.be/MEZt0xWsqpU?si=iXoLyevxG_O52xcI
https://youtu.be/i-r8g802FS8?si=39V4C75tyW0rmFUa 1st example
the F-150 lightning cost twice in losses then what they're selling it for
I employ you to go down the rabbit hole and learn before you speak.
you said that Tesla doesn't make any money on the sales of their cars which is BS because they are the only ones in the whole industry they're actually turning a profit on their cars.
I can't believe you hate on Elon Musk and his innovation that much. I think you need to be more educated about everything he's doing because it sounds like you don't know what your f*** you're talking about. I am a Tesla fanboy but you need to f****** watch some more s*** before you spew ignorance
Why would someone want to be president of America? I couldn't imagine.
luggage locks, the baggage handlers have keys to open them, the combo doesn't matter, you blue balled bald headed gingersnaP!