Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

<p>Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati. </p>

Yankees Bats, 'I'm A Brand', Blocking Roads | Monday Morning Podcast 3-31-25

Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads. Zip Recruiter:  ZipIntro from ZipRecruiter —  you can post your job today — and start talking to qualified candidates tomorrow.  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

03-31
59:30

Commercials, Cops & Protesters, Getting Pulled Over | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-25

Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

03-27
01:39:43

Victoria's Secret, Rainforest Runways, PreQualifications | Monday Morning Podcast 3-24-25

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Squarespace:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

03-24
59:17

The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

03-20
01:23:42

Laundry Rooms, Electronic Stores, F1 | Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-25 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. SquareSpace:  Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

03-17
01:03:07

New York, L.A. Airspace, Shakespeare | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-25

Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and half-a-dude wrasslin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

03-13
01:33:36

Glengarry Previews, NBA Horror Show, Neighbor Issues | Monday Morning Podcast 3-10-25

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. Hims:  Go to www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

03-10
01:06:22

Men of Yesteryear, Pervs of Yesteryear, Elastic Waist Jeans | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-25

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

03-06
01:22:18

F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25

Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

03-04
01:11:07

NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25

Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

02-27
01:36:00

Dreams, Filming a Disaster, Divorce Laws | Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-25

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws. Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

02-24
46:12

Speed Bags, Tabloids, Lonely Bill | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-25

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

02-20
01:25:52

SNL 50, Organic Food, Shorts in the Winter | Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-25

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR 

02-17
01:04:39

'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

02-13
01:27:52

Super Bowl, Drones, Valentine's Day Grift | Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-25

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

02-10
01:06:38

Golden Age of Sports, Being Isolated, Evil Records | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-25

Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.  (01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl SimpliSafe:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  And Helix is so confident in their products, they want you to experience it for yourself.  Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide + 2 free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Zip Recruiter:  See for yourself! Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try it for free.

02-07
02:17:55

Children's Theater, Luka, Women's Cricket | Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-25

Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

02-04
58:39

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-30-25

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

01-30
01:26:31

Monday Morning Podcast 1-27-25

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

01-27
01:06:13

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-24-25

Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-17 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry. (01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Policy Genius:  Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

01-24
02:42:26
Bill is down with the GZA!!!

Inderpal Singh Assi

Bill is down with the GZA!!!

04-02 Reply
this turn coat cunt now appears on the view 😂😂 he used slag the ones that appeared on this show and them ugly pigs that host it, my my that wife really ruined him, he married a Clump

Dara Pat

this turn coat cunt now appears on the view 😂😂 he used slag the ones that appeared on this show and them ugly pigs that host it, my my that wife really ruined him, he married a Clump

03-22 Reply
I'm a natural comedian like you! but I'm 58 yrs old. messed my life up with drugs. I can never get coverage or media like you but I can give you some of my jokes for free I'm not in the mood at the moment but when I smoke the right way or get the right stuff I'm going to send you some free funny shit that comes from a complex brain like yours me and you have a lot in common except you made it! I have the natural ability to say some funny realistic type shit like you we have some similar genetics

Keith Mcclain

I'm a natural comedian like you! but I'm 58 yrs old. messed my life up with drugs. I can never get coverage or media like you but I can give you some of my jokes for free I'm not in the mood at the moment but when I smoke the right way or get the right stuff I'm going to send you some free funny shit that comes from a complex brain like yours me and you have a lot in common except you made it! I have the natural ability to say some funny realistic type shit like you we have some similar genetics

03-18 Reply
get them bitches Bill! I'm one of your biggest fans I live in Louisiana!

Keith Mcclain

get them bitches Bill! I'm one of your biggest fans I live in Louisiana!

03-18 Reply
he did a 180 he's all mainstream now he used to be funny, now he's an insufferable cunt

Dara Pat

he did a 180 he's all mainstream now he used to be funny, now he's an insufferable cunt

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