Author: Bill Burr
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Moto GP! We went to Mugello in 2018, best racing experience I've had. Motor sports fans in the US need to get their heads out of their asses and watch some MotoAmerica, help support motorcycling here at home. Time for another US champion like Rainey, Schwartz, Roberts, and the late great Nicky Hayden. And motorcyclist in general, I'm one and don't take shit for granted. Always wear a helmet and jacket & try not to do anything that will surprise other drivers. Keep on preaching Billy, go fuck yourself!
Brian Beers : (
no idea what's wrong with you and the people you walk around NYC with, Bill. But EVERYONE KNOWS 2nd avenue has the best traffic flow going downtown, so obviously you gotta get your cab at the S side on 42nd or 34th, and then ask the jabrone cab driver do go down on second.
actually fuck 42nd, 34th it is. much better crosstown flow.
jeeeeeesus guy, can't believe I have to spell it out for you.
good thing you didn't walk to 9th/10th Ave, fuck that shit.
let me know if there's anything else you need, later skater.
Mateus Velasques ho-lee-shit guy
Mateus Velasques Wow
how can i send my query to bill?
Wow. Talk about a bunch of narrow minded fucktards. you show me 1 fucking comedian, scratch that, entertainer who hasn't gone through some kind of reinvention (for better or worse) and I'll show you someone who isn't an entertainer anymore. Metallic went from pioneers of thrash metal to an overrated glam band in '90 because of the almighty dollar. Megadeth, although staying truer to their roots, went through a transition when Dave mustane quit drinking and started being a family man. Eddie Murphy and Ch is Tucker, for different reasons, quit doing stand-up altogether due to becoming a father or ""finding God". Yes, I put "finding God" in quotations for a reason. It's fucking bullshit. Tucker's stand-up, much the same as Mike Epps, was lame and forced. neither could write a funny joke to save their lives. But anyways, why birch about something that you can turn off and not hear? Nobody give 2 shit about your dipshit, peabrained opinions. Most of you should heed the old saying " it's better to sit there and let people think you're a dumbass than to open your mouth and prove it. So to the haters, do the world a favor and drive off a tall cliff. It would be a good start to the population issue. Have a good day and go fuck yourselves!
It's my mom's 80th birthday next month the 9th. She's been the M in Momma in our lives. If you have 10 sober seconds to spend for a wish.. great that would cheer us up plenty.
1:29:20 I'm dying 😂
How was that baseball game fixed ol Billy Redstocking cock? The field was built for the Olympics and then transformed into a soccer field the outfield fences aren't going to be close to mlb norms or standards.
"Let's check this guy out. He wants to go to the Netherlands and get his balls stepped on." 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
this was exactly what I needed this morning. had me in my cubicle dying.
As a fellow black person, I can confirm. Racism is everywhere, but the country is worse.
Did you know that the KKK has moneyclips for their members? Niether did I. Till I moved to Georgia. People are able to be open about their racism down here. In the cities, there are fewer racists and the ones that are there keep it hidden, because their fellow white people likely don't agree.
Panda as a lower income "white dude", I honestly feel SOME of the struggles of black people. For example, I have some tattoos and longer hair (now) and I get pulled over for dumb shit like a license plate light being out (it wasn't) and then the drug dog gets called. this shit happened when I had short hair as well tho. I was with 2 of my "bruthas" and we were confronted by police. after the confrontation my boy Mario looked at me and said "damn! you ARE one of us!" Lol. I don't claim to know what hell the black man goes through on a day to day, but when I listen to black comics I do go through alot of those same things and was brought up in riverside CA. and after standing up for myself, was accepted into the black and Mexican communities. got my ass kicked a couple times by each group for being friends with the other but after realizing that wasn't a deterrent they let it be. I do wish that the racism would go away but until all sides can lay off the dumb shit, it will continue to be. And fuck the Kkk. fucking redneck morons. hang yourselves. much luv bro and please know that some of us are cool.
Panda nothing unusual. US of A was built on the backs of black people..if it weren't for them, Murica would be a country in the range of Ireland
'This week's sports roundup' with BB.
damn Justin, you done fucked up.
This is one of the absolute best juxtapositions of two comedic celebrities EVER. This is fucking gold. thank you.
Bill - "Did I become old overnight?"
*looks up "Bill Burr moustache"*
Me - "Uhh...yeah. Shave it off and you're 10 years younger"
new Yorker here. Sicilian is a thicker slice of bread than a grandma.
so a grandma is flat bread with some greens in it.
preach, brother bill!
I like big boobs but more for the cushion for sleeping. I got a pillow for my head and big knockers for neck support. Her friend is just jelly.
Bill's albino alligator come back to the Asian girl was genius!!