Monkey Goo And Other Delights

Matt and Trevor take boner pills and find out if birds are real. #birdsarentreal

This is what happens when five people bare their souls and confess to what scares them the most. Hosted by Trevor W. Heasley.

Matt, Trevor and James sit down to start a brand new season of insanity. What's going on with Corey Feldman? Is Donald Trump a time traveler and Trevor drops a brilliant idea for a movie. Listen now.

How different are we as a species? This week's topics include Trevor's frightening encounter with a little person, Matt sings a song about Zenu and we touch on scientology.

01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;58;28 Breaking Bad with a Fanny Pack 03 00;05;07;07  A Happy Potato 04 00;06;15;27 Bullet Bar 05 00;07;55;13 Matt’s Formula for Men and Women 06 00;09;19;23 Master Rooster Blocking 07 00;09;55;17  The Last Egyptian King 08 00;12;01;25  You Can Do it Yeeeeeah 09 00;12;41;06 The “Ungetable” Joke 10 00;14;00;06 Matt’s Stolen Intro 11 00;14;41;05 Kids Say the Darnedest Things 12 00;14;54;03 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 1) 13 00;21;14;28  The Earth is Still Flat 14 00;24;36;12 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 2) 15 00;30;09;29 Lori Laughlin’s College woes 16 00;34;38;08 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 3) 17 00;39;39;05 Uber Complaints 18 00;47;06;00 Bean Beans Good for Your Heart 19 00;49;17;09 End Music

In this episode the guys try to examine the conspiracy Theory's that intrigue them the most. 01 00:00:02:00 Intro 02 00;01;39;27 A Good Reason to Quit Weed 03 00;04;43;15 Old Man Trevor Vs. Millennial 04 00;09;08;23 WAll-E…. But, Were They Happy 05 00;11;31;01 Sean Gets Literally Literal 06 00;13;41;26 Million Dollar Sound Design 07 00;14;42;28 Death Hoax 08 00;17;20;03 Porn and Drug Use 09 00;20;32;14 Restarting the Goo 10 00;20;49;15 Why Can’t We Be Friends 11 00;22;28;28 Don’t Google Blue Waffle 12 00;25;16;21 Conspiracy Theories 13 00;26;51;27 Conspiracy #1 - Trevor is an Alien 14 00;29;57;25 Conspiracy #2 - First Ladies w/Extra Package 15 00;31;41;21 Conspiracy #3 - Stephen King and John Lennon 16 00;32;33;10 Conspiracy #4 - JFK and Marilyn Monroe 17  00;35;16;16 Conspiracy #5 - 1600-1900 18 00;36;28;18 That Time Google Laughed at Us 19 00;37;28;15 Conspiracy #6 - Jim Morrison Hippy Operative 20 00;39;35;09 Conspiracy #7 - 9/11 21  00;45;10;19 The Final Hitler Conspiracy 22 00;48;44;00 Thanos is not a Villain 23 00;58;01;24 The Final Thought 24 01;02;09;03 End Music

Trevor talks about the history of Halloween and Matt comes out as a Flat Earth Denier. Plus a Edgar Allen Poe Poem (The Raven) read by Matt.. 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00:01:40:07 Welcome 03 00:01:49:05 Spicy Chicken Photos 04 00:03:20:07 On The Turning Away 05 00:05:50:16 New Listener 06 00:07:01:00 Pretending to be Annoyed 07 00:08:52:20 Poem: Antigonish (Matt) 08 00:11:22:02 Plague On Sesame Street 09 00:14:20:12 Halloween Facts 01 00:16:15:10 Candy Corn 11 00:18:01:14 The Legend of Stingy Jack 12 00:20:02:08 Trick or Treating 13 00:21:57:10 House Upon the Hill 14 00:23:29:21 An Empty Chair for David Miscavage 15 00:25:53:00 The Blood of Stan Lee 16 00:27:58:21 No KY in Jail, Period 17 00:28:43:03 Dyslexic Incarcerated Youths 18 00:30:21 :03 Come at Me Brah 19 00:31:05:1 9 Sexual Harassment Training 20 00:32:29:03   Satan and Satanist 21 00:35:33:04 Quote Trivia - Who Said ‘dat 22 00:38:51:08 Mandela Effect (Part I) 23 00:40:05:12 Flat Earth 24  00:48:46:19 Bible Thumping 25 00:51:43:22 Constantine 26 00:54:06:13 Mandela Effect (part II) 27 01:11:12:08 Poem: The Raven (Matt) 28  01:21:23:16 Raven’s Meaning 29 01:22:56:07 The Final Thought 30 01:23:17:22 End Music

The guys discuss Divine Intervention and the things that scare them most, Sleep paralysis, Aliens, and Charlotte's Web 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;36;04 Alien Gonzales 03 00;05;24;05 Scare-a-normal Drunktivity 04 00;09;11;03 The Spider Omen 05 00;12;50;19 Doctor Sleep 06 00;15;24;23 Thou Shalt Duck and Wait 07 00;22;48;09 Puppy Petting 08 00;23;19;17 A Nightmare on Goo Street 09 00;33;28;01 To Hardwick a Predator 10 00;34;30;20 Just The Tip 11 00;43;15;00 End Music

Trevor sits down with grocery store employee during the Quarintine. What can we do to protect them and what they are doing to protect us,.

The guys get a call from Sean's long distance girlfriend, who they believe may be a catfish. Special guest Michelle. 01 00:00:02:00 Intro 02 00:01:31:01 The Phone Call 03 00:02:11:22 Q&A with A Nigerian Princess Catfish 04 00:03:48:07 Interrogation Begins 05 00:04:39:23 Physical description 06 00:05:44:10 A Seven Listener Orgy 07 00:06:56:13 Vagenis and Thor 08 00:08:29:09 Nordic to be Found 08 00:09:19:00 More Q&A with The Somalian Pirate Fish 09 00:16:11:09 Strapping on for TMZ 10 00:17:11:09 The Rains Down in Africa 11 00:17:49:20 I Am the Captain now 12 00:20:26:13 Attack of the Hiccups 13  00:22:12:23 Good Byes 14  00:22:30:22 As Sappy as Somewhere Out There 15 00:25:02:10 Open Mike Night Challenge 16 00:27:27:02 The Smushed Butterfly Joke 17 00:30:19:10 Racist Eenie Meanie Miney Mo 18 00:32:09:11 The Best Worst Comedy in The World 19 00:34:14:19 Replace it with Brother 10 00:37:42:11 The Walking Dead 11  00:38:19:02 Dude…Dude…Dude…Doooood 12 00:44:03:12 End Music

Trevor drops a stink bomb, Matt hates on Stephen King and the guys are visited by Ghost 01 00;00;01;00  Intro 01 00;01;17;13  The Wilhelm Scream 03 00;02;04;05  The Stink Bomb Story 04 00;05;21;11  A Bronx Tale 05 00;08;29;17  Sean Leaks  For Rosario Dawson  06 00;09;59;17  Traci Lords Revisited   **** 07 00;10;59;20  Ghostbusters  08 00;15;15;15  Stephen King’s Stereo Instructions 09 00;22;01;03  F**k, Marry, Kill..   ** 10 00;22;36;00  What’s your Favorite… 11 00;23;19;17  LGBTQ-Bert 12 00;26;14;21  Here Kitty Kitty 13 00;27;07;25  Special Announcement 7 More 14 00;29;14;26  The Shroom Thing 15 00;30;13;10  Ghost Story 1 “The Homeless Beer Ghost” 16 00;36;37;13  Ghost Story 2 “Roosevelt Hotel Room 303” 17 00;41;19;14  The Unexplainable Unexplained Ghost  18 00;42;06;18  Outro

01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;48;00 Dora and the Department of Social services  03 00;03;16;08 Sum Ting Wong With Flight 187 04 00;05;38;09 Reverse Racism 05 00;08;54;26 Progenitors of the Narrative 06 00;10;13;12 Dyslexia History and Education 07 00;15;23;19 Red Headed, Left Handed, Stuttering Freak 08 00;16;45;00 Grade School Stories 09 00;20;51;15 A Vault of Knowledge 10 00;22;18;22 The Reviews Are In  11 00;27;15;27 Spanking The Moop / Matt Takes a Tihs 12 00;29;25;04 Low Budget Films with Great Sound 13 00;33;11;02 Our Backyard Bullshit Sound 14 00;36;12;08 Stephen King and Dean’s Koont 15 00;40;21;00 Finding Love Thru Kevin Smith Movies  16 00;41;44;21 Dyslexic Mistake at Work 17 00;45;44;02 Matt’s Unicorn 18 00;47;07;07 Anne Rice and The Vampire Lestat 19 00;47;55;00 Hitler Saves Puppies  20 00;50;54;29 Send Complaints to…   21 00;52;27;22 Do you Support Hitler?  22 00;55;29;07 Outro

The guy's talk conspiracy's, Storm Area 51, and Trevor has his first ”all gender" bathroom experience*. 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;45;26 It’s Halloween (Fake News) ** 03 00;02;02;08 American Crime Story - OJ Simpson 04 00;03;47;27 Loving the Love Guru / Bring It On 05 00;04;29;19 Keeping Kevin Smith in a Jar ** 06 00;05;56;04 The Sandwich Scandal 07 00;09;33;04 Sean and Matt Get Thrown Under The Bus 08 00;15;41;12 Storming Area 51 09 00;20;15;24 The Great Kreskin Glover’s Prediction 10 00;22;08;22 Jay and Pam’s Area 51 Wedding Day Adventure 11 00;23;47;00 The Real Lisa Simpson 12 00;24;21;07 Scrotal Inflammation and Taint Rash 13 00;24;55;11 Neil Degrasse Tyson Smokes Weed 14 00;25;28;11 Marijuana’s Sorted History, Benefits, and Uses  15 00;30;30;17 Just Build Shit Here 16 00;32;14;28 CBD 17 00;33;00;13 Medicinal Solutions for Anxiety 18 00;35;51;27 Snorting Sugar Lines. ** 19 00;36;27;17 Cupcakes and Windmills 20 00;38;12;22 Trevor’s First All Genders Bathroom Experience. ** 21 00;39;16;02 No Cerveza No Trabajo 22 00;40;16;07 Pot-head Statute Of Liberties. ** 23 00;41;34;29 The Doctor’s Office 24 00;42;52;18 The Mall-Rat Reunion Show 25 00;45;02;08 Matt and Sean Wander Off 26 00;45;42;01 Susan’s Underwear is Worse Than Yours. ** 27 00;47;52;28 Scooter’s Helicopter 28 00;49;02;27 Truth or Dare With Doc 29 00;49;15;12 The Simple Penis Game 30 00;50;19;00 Another Favorite Game to Play 31 00;50;49;22 Dad Jokes and Video Games 32 00;52;34;00 Surviving Childhood. ** 33 00;54;25;27 Surviving Parenthood.** 34  00;58;38;22 Outro

Matt takes the Kinsey Scale test to see just how "Gay" he is. 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;30;03 Poo Poo Problems 03 00;02;56;01 Kenny’s Penis Hum 04 00;04;52;14 Damn Dog 05 00;06;21;28 Preparing The Kinsey Test 06 00;07;13;16 Going Gay to Get Chicks 07 00;07;32;08 The One In My High School 08 00;08;10;11 Sean’s Awobics Class 09 00;09;17;15 Restarting The Episode 10 00;09;53;28 How Gay is Matt  11 00;13;58;13 Disney Princess Jafar 12 00;14;47;15 Starting the Test 13 00;15;10;23 Only 2 Options, Man or Woman 14 00;15;39;01 The First Question - Sexual Desire 15 00;17;30;19 Kinsey’s History   16 00;18;52;26 Not Touching the Holocaust, Nope 17 00;19;30;26 Next Question - Sexual Intercourse Interest 18 00;21;06;02 Turtle Power 19 00;21;33;08 Next Question - Orientation Confidence 20 00;22;07;20 Critiquing the Test 21 00;23;14;18 Last Weeks Charlie Day Today 22 00;24;15;10 Next Question / Eiffel Tower 23 00;26;57;15 A Needed Disclaimer. ** 23 00;27;19;11 Next Question - Attraction 24 00;27;30;02 Last Question - Sub or Dom 25 00;28;02;10 A Beer With Mel Gibson As We Wait 26 00;31;45;17 The Results Are In 27 00;33;33;18 Results Explained Using Star Wars and Sitcoms 28 00;35;55;08 Elvis and Mr Pink 29 00;36;20;26 Tens Of People. ** 30 00;36;32;29 Inspiring Words By Kevin Smith 31 00;39;45;00 ATM - It’s Still Not Okay 32 00;41;52;08 Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came 33 00;42;20;17 Stephen King’s Number one Fan /  Worst Critic 34 00;49;44;11 Halloween (Not Yet) ** 35 00;49;55;04 Kathleen Kennedy’s Dick. ** 36 00;50;49;24 Something Positive About The Last Jedi 37 00;54;14;21 Outro

To make it very clear. Jay Leno did not never rape nobody on the this show. 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;10;08 Sean’s Mondo Dookey Drop  03 00;03;27;01 Porn Stars Over 18 and Traci Lords Movies. ** 04 00;04;23;16 A Sexually Depraved Show About Nothing. ** 05 00;04;45;16 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part I) 06 00;05;31;22 A Kevin Smith Sighting 07 00;06;52;15 Chris From The Audience 08 00;07;14;08 Cool Black Cat  ** 09 00;09;34;17 Burbank Jay Leno Stories 10 00;12;16;27 Soulless Gingers and Louie CK 11 00;13;39;07 MDMA Therapy 12 00;16;34;16 The insane Guy In a Wheelchair 13 00;17;22;11 The Next Stage of Evolution  14 00;18;34;27 Palliative Care 15 00;19;54;09 Drinks With Cosby  ** 16 00;20;14;24 Elderly Sexual Beings 17 00;24;02;27 Matt's Impressions 18 00;27;52;06 Taco Taco Burrito Burrito 19 00;29;38;28 Disclaimer 20 00;29;58;16 Keanu Reeves Make a Wish 21 00;30;50;08 Juan the Lyft Driver 22 00;36;52;09 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part II) 23 00;38;06;14 Fun With Ashes 24 00;39;15;07 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part III) 25 00;40;46;10 Vodka Shooters 26 00;41;01;00 Woke By a Bullet Bar 27 00;43;41;09 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part IV) 28   00;46;46;01 The Stigma of Being a Bi Guy 29 00;53;02;12 Talking To Trannys About Sports 30 00;57;10;25 Assuming Matt's Gender / Sup Dude 31 00;58;13;29 What Sean Wants.  32 01;02;22;20 Advice for a Better Relationship 33 01;04;45;24 Rocky Dennis Doppelgänger 34 01;05;40;19 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part V) 35 01;06;57;15 Asking the Question 35 01;09;35;11 Outro