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Author: Monologuing with Mads Mitch

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Welcome to Monologuing — your new favorite one woman show. Each week, host Mads Mitch delivers a mix of life updates, listener gossip, and unsolicited (and very funny) commentary, all with a dash of dramatic flair and a wink to the audience.


From petty workplace feuds to jaw-dropping personal confessions, nothing is too small or too salacious for the spotlight. It’s part performance, part confession booth, and part group chat you didn’t know you were invited to — all served with a comedic twist. 


Take your seat, silence your phone, and get ready for a monologue that’s equal parts gossip column, comedy set, and standing ovation.


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Hot Mess at Recess

Hot Mess at Recess

2025-09-0157:30

Sharpen your pencils and pack your lunchables—today we’re diving into Back to School Horror Stories! From puking your way through the morning bus ride to breaking bones in the name of recess glory (yep, one unlucky listener snapped their tailbone and then kept it to themse), we’re reliving the school-day disasters that still make us laugh and cringe in equal measure. Think of it like group therapy… except with more cafeteria flashbacks and less homework.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
WHY DID I SAY THAT?!

WHY DID I SAY THAT?!

2025-08-2501:12:10

We asked, and you delivered: this week, listeners are spilling their most cringeworthy “Why did I say that?!” moments. From the horror of accidentally sexting your boss, to blurting out unfiltered exclamations in front of your boyfriend’s grandma, to screaming at innocent customers without meaning to—these stories are proof that sometimes our mouths run way faster than our brains. Tune in for second-hand embarrassment, belly laughs, and maybe a little comfort knowing we’ve all been there.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
Live, Laugh, LinkedIn

Live, Laugh, LinkedIn

2025-08-1801:08:55

This week, I dive headfirst into the chaotic corporate fever dream that is LinkedIn Lunatics. From insane 4 a.m. morning routines to those definitely-fake “my 3-year-old looked up from their Legos and said…” stories, I’m reading some of the funniest posts the subreddit has to offer. It’s hustle culture meets Hallmark Channel, with a dash of delusion. Basically, if LinkedIn were a reality show, this would be the blooper reel. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
The Rumor Mill: Vol. 1

The Rumor Mill: Vol. 1

2025-08-1101:00:39

I'm back! Curtain up on the very first act of Monologuing — same voice, new marquee, and an encore of unsolicited opinions. We open with a little prologue (aka my life update), before the lights dim and we dive into the August edition of The Rumor Mill. Listeners did not hold back this month: surgeons caught cheating, coworkers headed to prison, and enough petty drama to keep your group chat buzzing for days. Pour yourself a drink, get comfy, and let’s talk about the scandal we have no business knowing about… but are absolutely going to discuss anyway. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
The Lore You Know...

The Lore You Know...

2025-07-2101:26:50

Everyone has that one thing in their backstory that makes people say, “Wait… what?!” In this episode, listeners wrote in with the craziest pieces of their personal lore — from someone who ate their twin in the womb (yes, really) to a moose attack that turned into a core memory. It’s unhinged, it’s chaotic, it’s the kind of episode that’ll make you rethink how boring your own life is. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!     MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch  
This week, we're diving into the unfiltered chaos that is children speaking their minds. Listeners wrote in with the wildest, weirdest, and most wildly inappropriate things kids have said to them—and it’s equal parts hilarious and deeply humbling. From a 6-year-old loudly pointing out your acne ("Are those mosquito bites?") to a kindergartener casually discussing the concept of death like they're reading a weather report—kids truly have no chill. Buckle up for an episode full of brutal honesty, tiny existential crises, and secondhand embarrassment you can’t recover from. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!     MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch  
Have a Yappy Summer!

Have a Yappy Summer!

2025-07-0701:16:36

Long overdue catch-up and the sharing of our summer favorites! You wrote in with the meals you’re obsessed with, the books you’re reading at the beach, the TV shows that have taken over your life, and the products that have earned a permanent spot in your tote bag. From tomatoes to steamy paperbacks to whatever beverage you’re currently bullying your friends into trying—we’re talking about it all. It’s like a group chat, but no one is ignoring your messages.\ Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!     MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch  
This week, we asked you to share your summer vacation horror stories—and wow, you did not disappoint. From travel disasters to trip-ending drama, we're reading your most chaotic tales from what should have been a relaxing getaway. Sunscreen can't protect you from this level of stress. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!     MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch  
No bc, Are You the A-Hole?

No bc, Are You the A-Hole?

2025-06-2301:06:56

In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the internet’s favorite moral battleground: Reddit’s Am I the Asshole? thread. From brides selling booze at their weddings to gaslighting coworkers, we read some of the juiciest, pettiest, and most unhinged AITA posts—and decide who’s the real villain. Spoiler: it’s usually everyone. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
JUICY JUNE GOSSIP

JUICY JUNE GOSSIP

2025-06-1601:16:55

The sun is out, the tea is scalding, and our inbox is overflowing with gossip that could melt your SPF 50. In this very special June edition of listener submissions, you're spilling it all — from throuples gone wrong to murder (?!), and everything in between. It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s deeply unhinged. Just the way we like it. Strap in, sip something cold, and prepare to question humanity — or at least your group chat. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   Heidi’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theheidishow MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
ASK MADS: Solicited Advice

ASK MADS: Solicited Advice

2025-06-0901:13:12

Welcome to my officially solicited advice column! You wrote in with your dilemmas—ranging from breakups to existential crises—and I’m here to hand out wisdom like candy. Is it good advice? Who’s to say. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Let’s unpack your problems (and maybe mine too) in this judgment-free, occasionally unhinged episode of Ask Mads. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
YOUR TOXIC TRAITS

YOUR TOXIC TRAITS

2025-06-0201:01:53

We asked you to confess your silliest, most harmlessly toxic traits — and you delivered. From thinking you'd be the best surfer despite never having seen the ocean, to Googling the end of a movie 10 minutes in (because suspense is overrated), this episode is full of the quirks that make us laugh, cringe, and say “same.” Tune in as we read your submissions, roast ourselves a little, and embrace the tiny toxic habits that make us delightfully human. No real harm done… probably. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
NICHE ANXIEITIES

NICHE ANXIEITIES

2025-05-2601:25:47

This week, we have a rather lengthy (sorry lol!!) catch up from Mads, followed by a recap of season 2 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then we get into your niche anxieties!!!! Sorry in advance for any new anxieties unlocked! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
MAY WE GOSSIP

MAY WE GOSSIP

2025-05-1901:09:18

You sent us your juiciest, wildest, most unhinged gossip—and we’re reading it all. From petty drama to shocking secrets, this episode is a chaotic confessional straight from our listeners’ DMs. We’re laughing, gasping, and side-eyeing humanity right along with you. Buckle up, because some of y’all need to be stopped (in the best way). Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
FREE THERAPY

FREE THERAPY

2025-05-1201:16:48

For you or me? Who's to say! Today, you guys share the best thing your therapist has ever said to you, hence free therapy. Be well sisters.   Mental health resources: https://findtreatment.gov/ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
WHY DID I SAY THAT?!

WHY DID I SAY THAT?!

2025-05-0501:01:07

No because why did you say that?? Today, you guys are sharing your "why did I say that?" moments with the class, and we all thank you for it! AND for the fabulous catch phrases that came from it. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
FAMILY LORE

FAMILY LORE

2025-04-2801:00:12

Today, we crack open the family vault — and it’s messier than a soap opera written by raccoons. Listeners sent in their most unhinged family secrets, and we’re reading them loudly. Secret siblings? Check. Grandma’s second (and third) secret husband? Check. Cousins who aren’t really cousins? Oh, you know it. Tune in for the drama, stay for our absolutely unqualified advice on how to survive your next family gathering without flipping a table.   Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
It's cursed but it's good. I asked, and wow, did you deliver. From workplace scandals to family feuds my inbox was bursting at the seams with your wildest gossip. So grab a snack, sip something strong, and join us for an unfiltered ride. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
In this week's episode, we dive deep into the hustle hall of fame as I read the wildest, weirdest, and most questionable things you guys have done in the name of cold hard cash. From selling feet pics to plasma and everything in between. Get ready for laugh-out-loud moments, secondhand embarrassment, and maybe a few new side hustle ideas you shouldn’t try. No judgment here—just pure, unhinged capitalism at its finest. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
We're on our SOAPBOX

We're on our SOAPBOX

2025-04-0701:07:50

Get in! We're getting on our soapboxes together! This week, I asked you to hop up on your imaginary soapboxes and shout into the void (aka our inbox) about the random things you care way too much about—and oh boy, you delivered. Expect hot takes, wholesome rants, and at least one tangent about whales that we didn’t see coming. It’s chaotic, it’s heartfelt, it’s hilarious, and it’s proof that everyone has something they could give a TED Talk about. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!   MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch
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