Monologuing

This week, I take a sleigh ride straight into the most unexpectedly chaotic corner of the internet: the Hallmark Christmas Movie Fan Club Facebook group. What should be a peaceful land of hot cocoa, small-town meet-cutes, and flannel-covered love stories is actually overflowing with holiday drama. I’m digging through the spirited debates, the passionate opinions, and the surprisingly intense arguments that only happen when people care deeply about wholesome Christmas movies. It’s festive, it’s dramatic, and it’s somehow more chaotic than a Christmas tree farm in a snowstorm. Grab your cocoa — we’re unwrapping the drama. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Welcome to 2025 Gossip Wrapped, the episode where we close out the year by reading the most chaotic, surprising, and entertaining gossip listeners sent in all year. You submitted anonymous secrets, scandals, unexpected twists, and “you didn’t hear this from me” moments — and I’m sharing the very best of them. Expect drama that could fuel a TV writers’ room, office tea no one asked for but everyone wants, friendship chaos, sneaky situationships, and the kind of petty revenge that absolutely counts as self-care. It’s messy, it’s anonymous, and it’s the perfect way to wrap up 2025. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

This week, we’re embracing the other side of the holiday season — the messy, awkward, unintentionally hilarious side. In this special episode of Monologuing, I share your wildest holiday horror stories and the worst gifts you’ve ever received. Think: 🎁 Gifts that left you speechless (and not in the good way) 🎁 Family chaos, festive fails, and regifting gone catastrophically wrong 🎁 Stories that make you feel way better about your own holiday mishaps Grab a cocoa, buckle up, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and feel incredibly grateful for literally any gift you’ve ever received that wasn’t this bad. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

This week’s episode, Let Us Give Thanks, is stuffed fuller than a Christmas stocking. I’m sharing your all-time favorite gifts as inspo, along with the oddly specific things we’re all grateful for—like me narrowly avoiding a pyramid scheme in my early 20s. It’s festive, funny, and full of feel-good chaos. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Join me for a chill episode where I ramble about the reality TV I’ve been binging, the recipes I’ve been experimenting with lately, and then jump into some Reddit AITA posts that truly had me questioning humanity. Grab a snack and hang out! Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Babe, it’s been a minute, and we have so much to catch up on. In this episode, I’m spilling everything — my recent UK trip (yes, I’m now basically 30% tea and 70% rain), the things I’ve been cooking up in my kitchen, and the shows that have officially ruined my sleep schedule. Consider this your official invitation to grab a coffee, pop on a face mask, and join me for some unfiltered girl talk. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

De-influencing season is officially open. You sent in everything that wasn’t worth it — from overhyped products to disappointing trips. We’re telling the truth, reclaiming taste, and admitting that sometimes… the algorithm just lied.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

It’s our annual spooky episode, and these are real. I’m reading your ghost stories — haunted dorms, sleep paralysis demons, weird voices, and moments that defy logic. If you needed a sign to believe in something beyond this world, this is it.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Life lately: I went to Texas, I laughed, I ate way too much pasta, and now I’m catching up with you. Then we dive into your October gossip — the good, the bad, and the uncomfortably hilarious.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

In this episode, listeners confess their most delayed moments of clarity — the things they somehow went years without realizing. Like the fact that iced tea is literal tea, or that rotating your tires doesn’t mean spinning them around for fun. Proof that common sense is a lifelong journey.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

It’s that time of year: everything smells like cinnamon, everyone has a “cozy” recommendation, and I am here to overshare mine. From comfort recipes to binge-worthy shows to products that make me feel like an autumnal Martha Stewart, I’m spilling it all. Listeners chimed in too—so think of this as an extended group chat where we all compare notes on how to survive daylight savings with snacks and Netflix.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

This week’s episode is all about MLMs — but not in the way they’d want. I asked listeners to send in their funniest encounters, and the results did not disappoint. From wild recruitment attempts to the bizarre twists that only these “business opportunities” can deliver, these stories are proof that reality is sometimes stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh at the world of downlines, upline drama, and the side hustles no one asked for.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

We get it—the news is bleak, your screen time report is judging you, and the world feels like it’s one long group chat full of bad vibes. So this week, we’re taking a hard left turn into objectively good things: like discovering forgotten money in your pocket, or realizing your “imaginary outfit” looks even better in real life. Plus, listeners share the whimsical little rituals that keep them sane. Consider this your official break from doomscrolling—hope is alive, and it’s wearing a cute outfit.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

We’re doing something a little different this week—a Q&A episode! I rounded up your questions and I’m answering them all, from the random curiosities to the things you’ve been dying to know. Think of this as a casual backstage pass where you get to peek behind the curtain and hang out with me for a bit.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

This week, we’re monologuing our way through the chaos that brews closest to home: the neighborhood. Every street has its stories, every cul-de-sac its whispers, and every “community update” spirals into pure entertainment. From the Facebook page rants that light up your phone at midnight, to a board of education member getting arrested, to extramarital affairs that somehow become public knowledge faster than the weather forecast—it’s all here. Small-town scandals, petty feuds, and the kind of drama you don’t even have to stream, because it’s happening right outside your front door.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Sharpen your pencils and pack your lunchables—today we’re diving into Back to School Horror Stories! From puking your way through the morning bus ride to breaking bones in the name of recess glory (yep, one unlucky listener snapped their tailbone and then kept it to themse), we’re reliving the school-day disasters that still make us laugh and cringe in equal measure. Think of it like group therapy… except with more cafeteria flashbacks and less homework.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

We asked, and you delivered: this week, listeners are spilling their most cringeworthy “Why did I say that?!” moments. From the horror of accidentally sexting your boss, to blurting out unfiltered exclamations in front of your boyfriend’s grandma, to screaming at innocent customers without meaning to—these stories are proof that sometimes our mouths run way faster than our brains. Tune in for second-hand embarrassment, belly laughs, and maybe a little comfort knowing we’ve all been there.   Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

This week, I dive headfirst into the chaotic corporate fever dream that is LinkedIn Lunatics. From insane 4 a.m. morning routines to those definitely-fake “my 3-year-old looked up from their Legos and said…” stories, I’m reading some of the funniest posts the subreddit has to offer. It’s hustle culture meets Hallmark Channel, with a dash of delusion. Basically, if LinkedIn were a reality show, this would be the blooper reel. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week.   Follow me!   Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

I'm back! Curtain up on the very first act of Monologuing — same voice, new marquee, and an encore of unsolicited opinions. We open with a little prologue (aka my life update), before the lights dim and we dive into the August edition of The Rumor Mill. Listeners did not hold back this month: surgeons caught cheating, coworkers headed to prison, and enough petty drama to keep your group chat buzzing for days. Pour yourself a drink, get comfy, and let’s talk about the scandal we have no business knowing about… but are absolutely going to discuss anyway. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Everyone has that one thing in their backstory that makes people say, “Wait… what?!” In this episode, listeners wrote in with the craziest pieces of their personal lore — from someone who ate their twin in the womb (yes, really) to a moose attack that turned into a core memory. It’s unhinged, it’s chaotic, it’s the kind of episode that’ll make you rethink how boring your own life is. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me!     MERCH: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch