Monster F*****s Anonymous

This one starts as an episode about psychics but we lose the plot real quick, folks. By traversing the deep recesses of our childhood memories, we present to you the following picks: Bill Cipher King Boo Wuya Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: MonsterLoverPod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

We're biting the bullet and talking about League of Legends today. Thankfully we have Michelle Jones (she/her) to guide us through the Summoner's Rift. Today's champions: Rek'sai Kindred Aatrox Rate us on ⁠Podchaser⁠ and Apple Podcasts or support us on ⁠Ko-fi⁠!Email: MonsterLoverPod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter ⁠@MonsterLoverPod⁠Edited by ⁠Kestrel E⁠Art by ⁠ribbysauce⁠

Today we celebrate the enemies of the Decepticons in our second Transformers episode! Will the Autobots be better partners than their lifelong rivals? We talk about: Grimlock Hot Rod Arcee Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: MonsterLoverPod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

This episode is long overdue but we're finally turning our full attention to the Transformers! Today it's all about the lean, mean Decepticons and the ways we'd pierce their cold, metal hearts. Blackarachnia Soundwave Starscream Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: MonsterLoverPod@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

We're adding Jenn (she/they) to our adventuring party as we brave some nasty encounters with the characters of Baldur's Gate 3! Today we talk about: The Emperor Auntie Ethel Ansur Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Boston - Pulsed Between Two Worlds - Farrell Wooten The Noble - Jo Wandrini

Today we boldly go where we have already been: to the realm of aliens and space creatures. In this episode, we talk about: Garrus (Mass Effect) Giroro (Sgt. Frog) Predator (Predator) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: In Night's Embrace - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Lieutenant Baker - Mary Riddle Gus Trickle - Hampus Naeselius

What be that from just beyond port? Why, it's a daring sailor going down on a sea mistress like they're bobbing for apples! Today we're joined by Kendrick (they/he) and we're delving deep into the enchanting sea and all she has to offer. Today's picks: Jinbe (One Piece) Granmamare (Ponyo) Bakunawa (Philippine Mythology) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Dancing Fire - Alan Carlson-Green A Secret Way - DEX The Great Escape - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

We're going back to our roots and re-visiting our first episode's topic: Demons! Even after being sent to the void, Cleric and Josephine have prepared some devilish recommendations so your next stay in hell can get hot and heavy. Also there might be something up with Kes... Today we share our thoughts on: FurFur Kurama (Naruto) Producer Pick Check out the webcomic Josephine mentioned: Lady of the Shard by gigi d.g. Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: The Small Things - Leimoti Rise From the Shadows - Hampus Naeselius Vatican Mystery - Trailer Worx

Today, we see how the cookie crumbles and- wait. Something feels off about this recording. Something sinister is lurking. Can you feel it? The thrum of building anticipation as we watch for what approaches form the horizon? Change is in the air and there's nothing our hosts can do to stop it! Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

It's a dark, snowy night and you hear a knock at your door. Standing on your porch is us and our friend Eli (they/them) singing Christmas carols for you and the neighborhood! What does this have to do with the show? Well this week, we're taking to the stage to talk about monsters from our favorite musicals! This week's cast: Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas, 1994) Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) Karnak (Ride the Cyclone) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Trollmors Vaggsång (Violin Version) Hide Me Notice - Arden Forest

It's time to d-d-d-d-dick down some monsters or die trying. In this episode, we summon Oleander (they/them) to walk us through the world of Yu-Gi-Oh. Today's monsters are: Burstinatrix Yubel Eldlich Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Mile High Lovin' - Rockin' For Decades Rise of the Dead - Rymdklang Soundtracks Fight Until We Die - Ruiqi Zhao

It's about time for us to revisit our friends from beyond. We're joined by special guest Alyssa (they/them) and we're diving once more into the incomprehensible grasps of the eldritch! Today's picks" Wiggly (Hatchefield Series, 2018) Behemoth (Underwater, 2020) Ghatanothoa (Glorious, 2022) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Wiggle - Black Friday A Costly Mistake - Trailer Worx Return of Light - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

Awake, hunter! In today's episode we're exploring the darkest corners of Yharnam in search of some monsters to give our own paleblood to (if you know what I mean). With Dusty (he/they) as our guide for all things Bloodborne, what could possibly go wrong? Today's picks: Vicar Amelia Moon Presence Martyr Logarius Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Touched by the Light - Edward Karl Hanson From Hell - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Dark Pianos 01 - Tobias Carlsson

The long-awaited day has finally arrived! We're talking about a classic monster we've been avoiding up until this point, and there's no chance we're giving them the fanfare they deserve. This is us we're talking about. Anyway, close your curtains, put away the garlic, and wear your lowest-cut shirt because in this episode we're talking vampires! We're joined by our Marketing Strategist, Gwendolyn Kelly (she/her), and here are today's picks: Olrox (Castlevania: Nocturne, 2023) Marceline, The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time series, 2010-) Bram Stoker's Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: I'm Not Asking - Hampus Naeselius You're Out (Instrumental Version) - The Devil's Sway At the Abyss - Golden Anchor

Every show gets to phone in at least one episode, right? Today we're tackling the last of the deadly sins in appropriate manor; half asleep and putting in half the effort. Regardless of us succumbing to sloth ourselves, we're excited to rate these lazy lovers so here are today's picks: Baku (East Asian Mythology) Belphegor (Christian Demonology) Lady Midday (European Mythology) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Utakata - Sayuri Hayashi Egnell The Taste of Fear - Christian Andersen Distant Fortune - Daniel Kaede