Morning Somewhere

Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion about what's happening in our world. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

2024.11.22: Donkey Envy

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-22
31:39

2024.11.21: Wicked Ways

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, Crypto FOMO, and fixing the bad boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-21
21:55

2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injury. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-20
23:48

2024.11.19: Body Horrified

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Game Awards dominance, and publishers releasing GOTY editions of titles. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-19
24:52

2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-18
23:03

2024.11.15: Dumb Friday

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-15
20:59

2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-14
27:02

2024.11.13: Black Wednesday

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-13
21:47

2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kinect, mapping data, Raygun retires, Vikings tributes, Paul vs Tyson this weekend, Oasis cancels tickets, and Lockdown Protocol. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-12
23:34

2024.11.11: Package Stimulation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn promotions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-11
27:43

2024.11.08: United States of Whatever

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on the rise, characters cut from Deadpool, Gambit, and our homework for the weekend.

11-08
18:52

2024.11.07: Link In The Bio

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio found in the comments Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.co...

11-07
24:21

2024.11.06: Hungover

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

11-06
21:36

2024.11.05: Long Haul

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard.If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special episode coming for you later today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewher...

11-05
53:30

2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-04
20:27

2024.11.01: The Living Fart

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue squirrels, and how Ashley enjoys a novel. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

11-01
25:06

2024.10.31: Finishing A Series

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James Bond, Pamela Anderson, and Helen Miren.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

10-31
23:30

2024.10.30: A Google Rubles

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fined for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the Zellner Bros new project, and Mega64's latest stream.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the...

10-30
24:07

2024.10.29: Huge In Japan

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, taking inspiration where you can get it, drug Olympics, Strava doxxing, Japanese proposals, and the World Series being an absolute lock.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

10-29
22:14

2024.10.28: Listen By Group Number

Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later, American Airlines name and shame, Patreon additions, and Chappell Roan.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

10-28
20:46

Oscar

I'm not sure why I'm having issues playing this podcast on castbox. I play any other podcast and it starts streaming almost instantly. play morning somewhere and it just never loads and gives an error.

09-04 Reply

Paul Conley

As a born and raised Tasmanian. I would say that our accent is just as Australian as mainland accent.

04-07 Reply

Erik Ibarra

ohh I missed tech bro Burnie. like his naive af thoughts that once AI takes everyones jobs theyll be free. like the companies who own those AI wont just pocket the money for themselves haha good to hear his voice again

01-08 Reply

Anthony Martin

So happy you guys are back!!

12-31 Reply

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