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Today is not just any Hot Dog Friday, it is Hot Dog Friday Live Audience of 100, Thanksgiving Edition. At the Thanksgiving table today we have Matt, Bob, Chuy, and Dr. Hotdog himself, Sawyer Stull. The guys discuss Matt's daughter having fun at the Blue Santa charity event, the kind of prayers that are said at Thanksgiving, and what kind of bird belongs on the Thanksgiving table.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt shares that his sleep has been disturbed by a myriad of issues lately, but most recently by remembering that he had forgotten his stepmother's birthday. Bob is upset about yesterday - nothing specific, he is just upset about it. Luckily he is cheered up by fan mail and a call from his lovely wife. Later the guys discuss the importance of remembering birthdays and/or anniversaries, and they delve into the perfect age gap for a successful relationship.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What percentage of women listen to the show? Is it 15% maybe 30%? The guys discuss their listener demographics, and are shocked at the results. Gravy soup is on the menu today, as the guys debate what foods can be considered soup. Bob then reveals that he's not a fan of spoons. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys talk about opening a coffee shop and Bob questions the difference in quality of beans. It's Toxic Tuesday and Chuy brings to the table the concept of "charity work" or BEGanomics, a social system where good looking people hook up with not-so-good-looking people for the greater good of society. Finally, the guys determine what animals you can and cannot legally eat in the United States.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can the bright, young minds of Gen Z's future doctors, lawyers, and teachers read clocks? Could an AI-generated video destroy your marriage? Today, the guys answer these questions by testing their Gen Z interns ability to read the time and watching AI video pranks online. Spoiler alert: the future is looking rather dim. In other news, Sawyer is back from his friend's bachelor party with a gnarly hangover and some concerning stories to tell. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Football Friday! You know what that means! We have hotdogs (powered by Chuy, Thanksgiving-style) and Sawyer Stull reporting live from his friend's bachelor party, where he is dangerously drunk on the edge of a dock (God bless him), to discuss this week's football highlights! The guys also wonder which foods are okay to eat on a first date and Bob triggers a particularly heated debate after he gives a hot take on Billie Eilish.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt launches into an apology to the conspiracy-loving Q-Anon people who might have been half-right all along. The guys discuss whether or not you can be rich and successful as well as nice (spoiler: you cannot). Callers go head-to-head in a comedy fill-in-the-blank quiz. Later, the guys ask the age-old question, "Is we getting stimulus checks?" and Chuy tells the U.S. government how much it will take for him to forget.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys chat while eating some breakfast, this includes table bacon. Bob covers Blondies new tour announcement, and Chuy covers soup... Again. They talked about things they're afraid to admit out loud, and the guys get a confession from a listener that's hard to beat. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Veteran's Day - for real this time - and thank you to all who have served our country! Today, the guys talk about the ways in which a post-September 11, 2001 strip club just doesn't hit the same as before. They also broach the topic of Ghislaine Maxwell (spoiler alert: this section includes discussion of both perks and bombshells) and her transfer to a Texas medium security prison. Later, the guys welcome friend-of-the-show-turned-superstar, Leanne Morgan, and reminisce about simpler times, as well as discuss her rise to fame and current projects.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If your Instagram feed is full of Only Fans models, will your girlfriend break up with you? Today, the guys call in the interns to debate this hot topic. Bob also recounts key moments from the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday, Matt and Sawyer bond over their cute little matching outfits, and the guys discuss the importance of prioritizing jokes over yelling in comedy sets.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chuy is late for a very valid reason this morning - dealing with the consequences of 10-day-old-1000-cow-bacon (whatever that means). The doctor is in for Hot Dog Friday. Sawyer Stull takes the guys on a culinary trip to Germany with his unique grilling skills. Finally, the guys ponder the question "How big is too big?," and comment on ladies' consumption of fantasy smut literature.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The guys drop their Thursday TV Guide recommendations and engage in a debate over home improvement stores. Later, Sawyer hosts an Australia-themed quiz, we learn a little about Chile (and their beautiful women), and the guys discuss both; general, and tv remote thievery.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys talked about what the hell is in dubai chocolate, rock and rolls worst producers and they examine the creepy Key Largo music video.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt, Bob, & Chuy discuss lizard and/or weird pet girls and their general demeanors. Matt has been cruising Facebook Marketplace, making enemies, and finding some serious treasures with his white trash goggles. It's Toxic Tuesday, and the guys discuss whether or not it's embarrassing to post boyfriends online. Later, Chuy asks which women deserve weddings, and Sawyer stops by only to be put in the hot seat. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys are very supportive and comforting after Bob experienced a traumatic attack on his Cybertruck and refused to come to work. They also spend an unprecedented amount of time talking about sandwiches.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Bob's favorite holiday, and even more importantly, it's Hot Dog Friday! Today, Chuy gets very excited about his new Halloween sound effects, Sawyer joins as Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos to recount a very upsetting week of football, and Matt discovers that Sawyer might be attractive.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today the guys talk about Chuy's latest healthy obsession - soups. Bob shares that at dusk (or in the night) he was bitten (or stung) by a plant (or animal) and is dying (or is totally fine) and everyone is concerned (or being incredibly dismissive at best and at worst poking fun about a very serious issue). Luckily, Bob stays alive long enough to talk with special guest comedian Aries Spears who plays Sawyer's "This or That" and shares that his mouth can be his biggest asset as well as a liability. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today they guys spend way too much time on soups. Then Matt asks us what's wrong with a sandwich. We also get into scary songs that sound like Halloween. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys get toxic before the Toxic Tuesday segment, with Bob going to the mat (with Matt) over the new Bruce Springsteen biopic. Next, they discuss the lovability of Tom Cruise amid his breakup with Ana de Armas. Toxic Tuesday's topic is about letting them eat cake and later the guys are joined by actor and filmmaker James Keach, known for producing "Walk The Line", as he talks about his latest project. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today the guys discuss Bob's mayoral campaign, and interviewed restaurant critique and reporter, Matthew Odam on the best restaurants in Austin!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.





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