Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales.  This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around.  So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out exactly how many times they ask you to take a math test in a job interview... on this week's eye-rollingly gangsta episode of Mouse Rants.

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episode is ATROCIOUS!  All this and probably some more on the thrilling continuation of Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons.

In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you.  In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some of their worst opinions and bad takes, all while trying to keep his composure.  But FIRST, what happened at that last D23?  I dunno, I was half paying attention - let's find out together.

In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser.  From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon before September. This episode is contains deep dives into the story and events after the first 45 mins or so. You've been warned!! So come join Jerry... I mean Dexx... on a cruise through the Galaxy and find out what this beast is really all about!  Ending Song: One Galaxy (originally by Sandro and Quannii, covered by our friends at New Fangled Trolleys)

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain.  Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) this will be a very bittersweet trip, but a necessary one.  Later Br'er Rabbit and pals.  You will be missed. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by ...well, you know who you are.,. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.  Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds...  but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily.  Mysteries and magic, visions fantastic leading to this strange and wondrous episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic.   Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical.  Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Show Spectacular.  And don't forget about the horrifying mediocrity that are the two new fireworks shows.  Listen in as Jerry relives both Enchantment and Harmonious, remembering every single reason why the parks are becoming completely devoid of emotion.  But before that, a short story about one of the rudest Cast Members he has come across in a while.  All this and more in this week's most erratic episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today.  Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit.  All that and...nope that's about it...All that on today's Mouse Rants Programme. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint.  Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years.  Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help reboot the series as we start from where we left off in this bonechillingly belated episode of Mouse Rants!!!   - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa).  And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction.  So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and not well) and what needs to change to avoid that stale, un-caring, chicken nuggets and fries from remaining a staple in WDW cuisine. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World.  Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1.  So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery.  Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match of LIFE in this most CROCODILE DENTISTY episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars.  Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money).  Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face, and many more huge celebrities star in this 1991 stage show, so check it out!!!     - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with Chicken Nugget and crew?  Join us in this companion piece and figure out for yourself just what exactly you've been listening to on a daily basis (read the title for the answer)  - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free music.   - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis.  With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we go through as many pointless topics as possible just to realize why that just isn't us.   So pull up a chair as we invite every Degenerate, Degenerette and Mini-Degenerate to enjoy the Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers.  As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse?  Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia.  But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will be crowned the winner, in this most competitive episode of Mouse Rants.  - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone).  You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually special in this...special.  But before all that, yet ANOTHER music video has dropped from the World's Worst Disney Rapper and this time it's his JOB to be as bland as possible.  So cozy up next to us and grab a calculator on this week's most shopperific episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

It's that time again!  Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!!  That's right!  Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people!  They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but instead, let's see how they fare!  You ready?! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.