Multiple Personalities

Etiquette is not a subject to be taken lightly. Where should you park? What urinal should you use? Should bicyclists use the sidewalk when there is a bike lane available? In this episode, we answer these important questions and more. Join us and come on an adventure into the minds of four idiots who have nothing better to do but argue about unwritten societal rules.

What makes a food a snack? What is a good snack food? Why does one snack smile back? Is Craig a snacc? Is Lauren an old-timey witch? Join us as we answer all of these questions and more in this week's crunchy, chewy, cheesy, food-filled episode. Bone apple teeth.

This week, we are going away from adult discussions and talking about toys. We are focusing on toys that are dangerous and cause more damage than fun. We learn that there is not much of an inspection process prior for toys being distributed for retail. From items that contain radiation to items that contain illicit drugs, you will hear about them all. Finally, we provide a very brief glimpse into the 2020/2021 Summer Olympics.

In this week's show, we hear the story of how a man's weekend getaway became a trip that would never end. We celebrate Bernnie for being an all American hero two weeks in a row. Then we take a deep dive into torture devices and allow you to decide how much pain you can take. Finally, a surprise guest makes an unannounced appearance on the show.

This week, we are back in Florida and have dug up some more stories about the infamous Florida man. We answer questions like: How many syringes can you store in your butt? Can you steal a full rack of ribs by shoving them down your pants? And, how many days do you stay trapped in a unlocked closet before you call the police for help? Come find the answers and ensure you keep plenty of grapefruit in the kitchen.

Do you know the Muffler Man? This week, we provide a quick update from last week's show and then dive into a glorious machine, Lauren provides insight into her strange vacation, we discuss alternative medicines and some wackadoodle remedies people have used to treat illnesses. 

We are returning to Mickey's Village of the Damned after a very long, sad, and unnecessary break. This episode features an in-depth discussion about the people we hate the most, we take a deep dive into the origins of breakfast. We are glad to be back, we have missed being on a semi-regular recording schedule, and we are working really hard to get back to normal (kind of) to bring you the terrible content you deserve.

The whole gang is here and the discussion focuses on the 2020 Ig Nobel Prizes. Join us on our wild ride as we learn about some unique prizes for "achievement" in science and humanity. Bernnie opts for a hilarious Reddit post of the week in lieu of a post from Twitter and Peter makes a rare appearance to provide a fun fact. You don't want this smoke!

After another hiatus, we bring you The Karen Show, where we share personal stories of times we may or may not have been Karens. Most of the show contains Bernnie complaining a lot about Spectrum, but it is entertaining. We also provide some insight into Animal Crossing's biggest scumbag, Tom Nook.

The entire panel is back this week with all the information you need to know about the Mandela Effect. We provide answers to the questions you have all been asking; what is the Mandela Effect? What causes it? Most importantly, where the hell has Peter been?? Bernnie provides a tale of the people of Polk County, we bring you this week's word from Urban Dictionary, the Twitter Post of the Week, and Peter finally provides us with a fun fact, since it's still his job.

This week's show is all about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As we learn all about how he is "changing things with his noodly appendages", you are treated to all of the information you will need about living life as a Pastafarian, including the creation of the universe, Heaven and Hell, and the holidays that are celebrated. Additionally, we provide some insight into The Terrific Trio, as well as the Urban Dictionary Word of the Week and an adorable random fact. He boiled for your sins, Ra'men. Contact us with any comments or suggestions: Website: multiplepersonalitiespodcast.com Email: multiplepersonalities.pod@gmail.com

This week's show is a little different. It's just Bernnie and Craig and it was recorded in the same location (instead of the remote recordings all the others have been). That being said, we're back for the second week in a row following our break and bringing you the first episode discussing how a certain religious genre stole holidays from the Pagans. We also unveil our new religion that celebrates the holy figure The Kool-Aid Man, give you a new Urban Dictionary word for the week, and, as always, the Twitter Post of the Week and Fun Fact.

After some intentional and unintentional time away, we're back with a show about everyone's favorite creepy rabbit. Yes, we know Easter 2021 is already behind us, so, if it helps you sleep better, think of this as a super early show for Easter 2022. In this episode, we talk about some Easter traditions around the world, learn about Rule 34 (even though most of us already know about it), and get a little more understanding about carrots.

We're back with a thrilling new show! This week, we bring you the backwards people of Florida and share with you all of the craziness that takes place. We share the story of an innocent street artist and his harrowing tale of self defense, we finally find something that Bernnie is uncomfortable talking about, and we learn what is an acceptable form of ID. Peter brings you some fun facts about Florida and Bernnie shares his very interesting Twitter Post of the Week. So, do what the alligator says, touchdown Lakers.

Finally, the show no one was waiting for: the flat Earth spectacular.  In our longest episode to date, we dive into the world of the flat Earth theory, Bernnie recounts the life and tragic loss of the legend "Mad" Mike Hughes, and one of the cast infiltrates the flat Earth forums to provide thought provoking information. Best of all, one of our favorite guests returns to provide much needed commentary. Put on your tin foil hats and watch out for the chemtrails. 

We've made it to lucky number thirteen! We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than providing insight into some of the worst people in the "World". This week, we take you down a rabbit hole and share some of our social media adventures from the annual passholder group of the "happiest" place on Earth. As usual, Bernnie provides a wonderful Twitter post of the week and reveals what is in store for our next episode. So strap in because this is a no holds barred show that will let you see just how bad a group of self-important people can truly be.

Happy made up holiday! This week we provide some great alternative gifts for that special someone in your life. We have a new installment of "Aging Gracefully with Bernnie", share some of the new and great pick-up lines fresh from Tinder, and give you a get a sneak peak into the next week's episode that will be provided by Bernnie. If you make it to the end, there is a new Twitter Post of the Week and Craig provides a great useless fact. Squeeze into your Fundies with that special someone and enjoy the show!

We've made it to episode eleven! In this week's show, we discuss a myriad of topics that have been in the news. We try to make sense of how an anal swab is a proper way to test for COVID-19, we ask why a man was awarded $75,000 for his porn collection, and Craig tells a story of a man who found his true love (until he broke her). We finish with a car thief who is a good Samaritan, provide useless facts, and a new Twitter post of the week. 

This week we have our second special guest who will share an important life lesson. Also, we bring you an all new top 10 list or something close to 10 we never really kept count, which should provide you with a lot of reasons not to visit Australia. Lauren makes the theme of the show very clear, while Bernnie provides some spot on product advertisement. Finally, if you make it to the end Peter will grace us with some not so prepared facts. So make sure you watch where you step and look up to ensure nothing is falling from the trees, and for the love of all that is holy, stay away from Australia.

Good 'morrow listeners. In this show, we explore the story of a dream home and the family that received ominous messages welcoming them to the neighborhood, we try to figure out how one man kidnapped 27 people and forced them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours, and we finish by providing a new segment that will be known as "Twitter Post of the Week". We hope you have brought the young blood we have requested and, as usual, we will provide the useless facts.