My Baby Monsters: kids stories, children music, children's books, kid art, & fun storytelling - old time radio movie - podcast

Hey Kids, do you know what time it is?It's Crazy Time... oh yeah, it's story time too. Great children's stories in this podcast: Day 4: It's Crazy Time(the dragon drove the prince to a volcano)a children's guide book to time travelIs an Eye a Fruit?another fabulous fruit storyThe Prince -- from a galaxy far, far away -- wants to marry the princess(Prinsen - fra en galakse langt, langt væk - vil giftes med prinsessen)Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)Just another rainy day(traditional Danish story)Baby Monster Lying King Meets his Snoredaddy's bed time story Want to meet the Sugar Monster? He's not a baby monster, but we still love him and Molly. NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STOREGreat T-shirts and posters for that special monster Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Special thanks to special thanks to B.I. for the use of their instrumental songs Rex, Candycane, Laylow, Y I Try, Tadaa, and Grave Stomp and to the Children of Selsted Primary School in England for the song Save our School, which actually did save their school from the Podsafe Music Network.

Great, new English children's stories!Friske nye danske børnehistorier! Great children's stories in this podcast: to read or add-on to a story, just click story's linkDay 3: Interview with an Old Ladya children's guide book to time travelGREAT FRUIT!I'm a Grape and you're a WatermelonOnce upon a time there was a princess(Der var engang en prinsesse)Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)That's the way the Cookie Street crumblesanother great Magic World storyPlay PS3 Singstar with Little Bird and Sunfloweran exciting Baby Monster storyBaby Monster Lying King meets a giraffedaddy's bad story NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STOREGreat T-shirts and posters for that special monsterHave fun, -- Josie (and dad)Special thanks to Andre Morgunoff for use of his instrumental songs Morning in Manhattan, Jump, and Nostalgia, and Kacey Jones for her great Jazz song, Apples Dipped in Candy from the Podsafe Music Network.

Are you ready for another year of fun, new stories? Great children's stories in this podcast: to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link Day 1: How to build a time machinea children's guide book to time travelDay 2: Under the seaa children's guide book to time travelHow does a banana appeal to an apple?a silly knock knock jokeThe fruit movie of doom!greatest kids' movie everLollypop Roadanother great Magic World storyLittle Bird and Sunflower are fightingan exciting Baby Monster storyLying King meets a whale daddy's short, short storyNEW & IMPROVED Mon-STOREGreat T-shirts and posters for that special monsterHave fun,-- Josie (and dad) Special thanks to Al Phlipp and The Woo Team for use of their instrumental songs Timber Stone, Carousel Waltz, and Beautiful Wife, and to Carne Cruda for their great dancing Banana song from the Podsafe Music Network.

Hello again, Sorry I've been gone so long. You want to know why? My dad and I've been busy: Finding a way to add an extra 12 hours into a day, Building a time machine so we can visit the past and explore the future together, or Adding new children's art from great artists around the world to our fun Mon-STORE for you to enjoy. If you guessed number two, you're right, but we've also been busy with number three... so if you have the time, please visit our NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE to discover great new t-shirts, posters, and more for the entire family. And stay tuned for new stories and podcasts... they're coming real soon. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Special thanks to the Radio Theatre Group for their dramatic retelling of HG Wells' classic story, "The Time Machine", as well as DJ Mystik for his techno remix of Cyndi Lauper's "Time after Time" and David R. Merry for his reggae, jazz song, "Time." from the Podsafe Music Network.

It's the greatest holiday tradition! Santa Claus Conquers the Martians while My Baby Monsters re-play your favorite Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Flying Spaghetti Monster holiday music. Enjoy the best songs from the past, as well as a couple of great new songs by special guest stars in this extra-special holiday show: Jingle Bells (Bing Crosby)Deck The Halls (Doug Boldt)Christmas In The Sun (Joel Kopischke)Christmas Wish (Gidgets Ga Ga)Sleigh Ride (thehipcola)Merry Christmas (The Fabrications)Santa Claus Is Freaking Me Out (Lord Weatherby)A Harry Potter Christmas (Joel Kopischke)Christmas Waltz (Damon Timm)Peeper Brand Robo-Santas (Peeper Radio Theatre)They Call Him Santa Claus [Way Up North] (Lee Harris & The Sour Note Singers)Smelly Monkey Christmas (Smelly Monkeys)How Do You Spell Channukkahh? (The LeeVees)The 12 Days of X-Mas (Peeper Radio Theatre)New Christmas Song: Santa Will Find You (Mindy Smith)New Christmas Song: Jingle Bells (Skid Row from Monster Ballads Xmas) Educational resources for parents and educators on the 1960's Classic Children's Christmas Film, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. FIND the MOVIE and SONGS from this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad)

Would you like another piece of birthday cake? It's filled with fun children's stories and great kids' songs. Then get ready to sing and listen to part 2 of this special birthday podcast (or enjoy Part 1). Children's stories featured in this podcast: You are a clown! A birthday clown. ["You are the expert" storytelling game] Lying King has a birthday ["And then" storytelling game] A scary birthday joke The honey bee birthday invitation The hippopotamus, the jellyfish, and the birthday The happy birthday hamburger habitat Humpty Dumpty misses his birthday Have a happy judo birthday Cinderella's Birthday Song [your favorite children's story] Lying King's last birthday... don't tease a polar bear [daddy's story] Wild Animal Stories and Children's Art Kids' music featured in this podcast: Birthday Suit by The Mod-est Lads Birthday Girl by Tabby Looking Cat Happy Birthday by Craymo Hobbit Happy Birthday Song by Brobdingnagian Bards Additional jokes and stories from the Jack Benny old time radio show (episodes: Birthday Party from February 25, 1940 and Jack's Birthday from February 13, 1949... brought to you by Jello, J-E-L-L-O) Children's art featured in this podcast:H is for Hippos (happy birthday to you): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE.Learn more about this new children's book.Be sure to get your FREE H is for Happy Birthday Hungry Hungry Hippos COLORING PAGEBe sure to get your FREE I is for Ay, yi, yi, yi -- Cielito Lindo -- Indian RHINO COLORING PAGE Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book H is for Hippos, as in... Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh. Hungry Hungry Hippo Hungry Hungry HippoChildren and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE Have fun, -- Josie (and dad)

This special birthday podcast is SO BIG and FUN that my dad and I had to cut it in half. But like ice cream cake, it's DELICIOUS when you share it with friends... so enjoy this yummy episode. It's filled with great children's songs and facts about the Hippopotamus, Indian Rhinoceros, Jelly Fish, and Kids. But watch out for my baby sister, Little Bird... she keeps saying it's her birthday. Children's stories, kids' music, and fun facts featured in this podcast (from Wild Alphabet Stories): H is for Hippos -- Hap Hip Birthday to You Children's song is a parody of the commercial for the children's game Hungry Hungry Hippo and the children's song, Happy Birthday to You.Fun Facts about HIPPOS (Hip Hip Hurrah)I is for Indian Rhino -- Watch out for that horn and other important lessonsChildren's song is a parody of the Spanish song, Ay, yi, yi, yi. Cielito Lindo, and is filled with lots of fact about the Indian Rhinoceros.Fun Facts about RHINOS (Only a little hair, like my dad)J is for Jelly Fish -- J-E-L-L-ZapChildren's song is a parody of the commercial for the family favorite "food", Jello as well as Dr. Seuss's classic children's book, Green Eggs and Ham.Fun Facts JELLY FISH (Delicious recipes)K is for Kids -- So, you GOT MILK?Children's song is a parody of the classic children's song, Baah Baah Black Sheep, as well as the Got Milk? commercials.Fun Facts about KIDS (What's got your goat?) Children's art featured in this podcast:H is for Hippos (happy birthday to you): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE.Learn more about this new children's book.Additional jokes and stories from the Jack Benny old time radio show (episodes: Birthday Party from February 25, 1940 and Jack's Birthday from February 13, 1949... brought to you by Jello, J-E-L-L-O)Be sure to get your FREE H is for Happy Birthday Hungry Hungry Hippos COLORING PAGEBe sure to get your FREE I is for Ay, yi, yi, yi -- Cielito Lindo -- Indian RHINO COLORING PAGE Children's Artfrom upcomingWild Alphabet Stories children's bookH is for Hippos,as in... Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday to you.Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh.Hungry Hungry HippoHungry Hungry HippoChildren and adults T-shirtsand more at the Mon-STORE Have fun, -- Josie (and dad)

A lot of you have asked for this song, so here it is, Bears. It's great for Florida Black Bears, Kodiak Bears from Alaska, and Baloo from The Jungle Book. B is for Bears, as in, I barely got out of there with my life. It's not Disney's Bear Necessities, but the second page and letter of our Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) children's book. Have fun, -- Josie (and the dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing this Podcast (promo).

A lot of you have asked for this song, so here it is, American Alligators. A is for American Alligators, as in, Do you like American Alligators? I like American Alligators. Don't you like American Alligators? Baby. This is the first page and letter of our Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) children's book. Have fun, -- Josie (and the dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing this Podcast (promo).

How do you do? Josie... you just finished your 500th children's story. What are you going to do now? Summertime and the living is easy. I'm going to Disney World... and I'm taking all of you with me. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, My, oh, my, what a wonderful day. And then what? Everybody's got a Laughing Place I'm going make more stories of course, just like the over 100,000 boys and girls who visited us the past six months. Yahoo! Fish are jumping and so are we. It's summertime. Kids, my dad promised there's no learning in this episode, but I'm not sure I believe him. He made a new Super Storytelling Hat game with two hats -- one filled with nouns (a person, place or thing) and one with adjectives (a word that describe the noun), so watch out. Warning: We just got back from Disney World and that's all dad can talk about. Children's stories and music featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click story's link): The Nice Magic Kingdom [a trip around Disney World] The Amazing Animal Kingdom Song [Sung to the tune of Walt Disney's "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?"] It's an exciting Disney World The Naughty Splash Mountain [a new play on words, "Song of the South" Disney musical] The sunny airplane [a silly song] The happy Nintendo DS [a surreal swim] The Rainy Expedition Everest [the true story of a wild runaway-train roller coaster at Disney's Animal Kingdom] The Scary Vacation [with daddy] Argh, that be one Weird Pirates of the Caribbean Ride [a pirate's life for me] The Funny Harry Potter The silly -- oh, I just can't wait to be king -- Lion King Lying King was on Splash Mountain and he can't do anything naughty because he's Happy [Daddy's classic children's story] There's an alien in my nose by Trout Fishing in America [from the 2003 CD It's A Puzzle.Visit Trout Fishing in America kids' friend Web site] Summertime by Ira and George Gershwin [from the 1935 America opera, Porgy and Bess] Summertime remade by the Peach Stealing Monkeys Tales of Uncle Remus for Children by Walt Disney [from 1947 Disney album based on 1946 Song of the South movie. Visit Kiddy Records Weekly kids' friendly Web site for more free albums] Children's art featured in this podcast: We took a break from our new children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) to make this extra special podcast. ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Lying King coloring page. Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Super Liar coloring page.Artof theweekI listen toMy Baby MonstersDo You?Lying King value T-shirtsand moreChildren and adults T-shirtsand more at the Mon-STORE Have fun, -- Josie (and her daddy)

Once upon a time there was a swift little giant named Gulliver who like to travel to faraway lands. Sometimes he was bigger then a giraffe -- but other times, this giant was smaller then a mouse. Once, Gulliver was even a horse's pet. Want to learn more about Gulliver and his travels? Then make sure you listen to this G-episode of the World's Greatest children's storytelling -- wild animal -- alphabet podcast. It's a retelling of Jonathan Swift's classic children's book, Gulliver's Travels... mashed-up with the world's greatest Lilliputian storytelling giraffe games and music. WATCH Kids' Podcast with children's art (m4a) HEAR audio version (mp3) Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: You are a Giraffe? [storytelling game for animals] In Gulliver's travels, he meets Baby Monster Mom with a plug in her hands [classic children's storytelling game] The World's Greatest Gorillas dance to the jungle beat of this children's song The World's Greatest Garbage Truck makes a stinky children's song The World's Greatest Green Beans make magical stories Who is the World's Greatest Goldfish [a non-Seuss-ical story] The World's Greatest Gingerbread Man got no rhythm The World's Greatest Great Great Dane loves to play with words Who is the World's Greatest Grandfather? Will the World's Greatest Grizzly Bear please stand up See the world in a new way with the World's Greatest Glasses The magic of great, Great Britain [Harry Potter and the Mythical Lorné-bear] The World's Greatest Glue Ghoul makes a short and not-sweet story In Gulliver's travels, he meets Lying King in a swimming pool [Daddy's classic children's story] Am I Awake? [great song by special guest artists, They Might Be Giants] Life on Other Planets [classic children's story with new additions from kids around the world] Children's art featured in this podcast: G is for GIRAFFES, as in... Good Morning giraffe, you're grande latte tall. You drink there above us, we drink up below. G is for Giraffes (and Good Morning Sunshine): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a coffee parody of the song, Good Morning Starshine, from the 1960s musical and movie Hair. ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE. Learn more about this new children's book. Be sure to get your FREE G is for GIRAFFES (and Good Morning) COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! Help KIDS' LEARN MORE about the classic children's book Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, as well as all about Giraffes and the guest artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo)

What's better then Peanut Butter and Crackers? Frankenstein and Sushi... it's the greatest! Or as Young Frankenstein's Monster says, "Arg... sushi... yum, yum... putting on the Ritz." But if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where Frankenstein sits? And while you're there, make sure you stop to hear some horrific children's songs and stories in this fun, but slightly scary, overfished wild animal stories episode. WATCH Kids' Podcast with children's art (m4a) HEAR audio version (mp3) Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: You are Dr. Frankenstein [a monstrous storytelling game] My Baby Monsters meet the Frankenstein Monster [kids' storytelling game] The sushi story [sailing the sushi boat to Japan] Making my own Frankenstein Monster [from the diary of a mad scientist] It's time to play "Go overFish" [a fun, but short storytelling game] Free Candy Fish coloring page [the best children's stories are yours] Picture of Baby Monster Candy Fish [available at the children's art Mon-STORE] Children's art featured in this podcast: F is for FISH, as in... You were my Sushi, so extra juicy, but now the oceans are truly blue. 'cause the ships kept fishing, and fishing, and overfishing, and now it's all over for me and you. F is for Fish (Fishing for Sunshine & Sushi Boats): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a parody of the popular country song, You are My Sunshine, first recorded in 1940. ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE. Learn more about this new children's book. Be sure to get your FREE F is for FISH (and fantastic SUSHI) COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! Help KIDS' LEARN MORE about Overfishing, as well as Sushi, Frankenstein's Monster, and the guest artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo)

Have you heard the one about the herd of elephants that liked to TWIST and SHOUT? Then come on, come on, come on elephant … it's time to enjoy another fun podcast for kids and other wild animals. So get ready to STOMP, ROCK and ROLL. This episode is filled with kids' music, children's stories, as well as the incredible inventions of Thomas Edison. The children's podcast is from our upcoming children's book –Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). WATCH Kids' Podcast with children's art (m4a) HEAR audio version (mp3) Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: A is for American Alligators [new kids' MUSIC VIDEO from fun children's book] Blah Blah Blah [the candy thief's story] The incredible Lying King and the little bitty Beatles [kids' music storytelling game] Who-Whoo said the Ow-ow-owl to the Ch-ch-cheetah I see the extinct eye [so remember to look] The E-mail Egg [part of a nutritious breakfast] Making up stuff, just like Thomas Edison Dumbo has my ears. And a bird brain. The day the Earth lost its electricity The Elephant Song [watch great MUSIC VIDEO by guest artist, Eric Herman and the Invisible Band] She could be in The Beatles [new, historical, classic rocking music by guest artist, The Mod-est Lads] Lying King meets the World's Largest Little Bitty Elephant [daddy's new children's story] Children's art featured in this podcast: E is for Elephants, as in, Don't shake up the baby now. El-e-phant! Crawl away, Crawl away, Crawl away, baby now. Get the trunk out! Ahh... ahh... ahh... waaaaah. E is for Elephants and thE bEatles: CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids' song is a parody of the classic rock and roll song, Twist and Shout. First made famous by the Isley Brothers, then The Beatles, then Ferris Bueller, and now My Baby Monsters.] ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) Be sure to get your FREE E is for Elephants COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Elephants, Thomas Edison, The Beatles, and other artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo)

My dad and I are writing another children's book. This one is called Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). For fun, we made a children's song and music video about the first page. It's called American Alligators.... as in, do you like American Alligators? I like American Alligators. Don't you like American Alligators? Baby. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Get a SPECIAL PREVIEW of this wild animals' children's book at the children's art Mon-STORE. Have fun with a FREE A is for American Alligator COLORING PAGE. Listen to the CLASSIC kids' PODCAST where this story was first created: A is for an American Alligator meeting Walt Disney World's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Learn more about ALLIGATORS and the GREAT MUSIC (by the Violent Femmes and The Arrogant Worms) parodied in this music video. Right-click to DOWNLOAD this animated kid's MUSIC VIDEO. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo).

Dean Martin and Danny Kaye present an Old Time – Children's Radio Show – Podcast with that extra scary Peter Lorrie. Dino Diapers is our new sponsor… so if you're a dinosaur and you need a new diaper, look no further than Dino Diapers. Remember, Dino Diapers takes the stink out of extinct, so act now before it's too late… your Jurassic butt will thank you when that big meteor strikes. And remember, everything goes better with a song, so here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, actually, it's the fourth page of our new children's book – Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). Children's stories and music featured in this podcast: Dinosaur eggs are great [a delicious prehistoric breakfast story] Allergic to being eaten… a dino dung tale [kids' definition of daughter] There's a hole in my bucket… no wait, I mean my donut [enjoy yummy new children's songs] Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur help my mom mess up my picture [a classic - public domain - mashup story] Remember when Ulla dance? [Martin and Lewis mix up The Producers for a song] Are you a dinosaur or a paleontologist? [x-stinky storytelling game] My Baby Monsters and the Dinosaurs have the same happy birthday [storytelling party game] Lying King Meets a Dinosaur [daddy's short prehistoric story] Twinkle Twinkle Dinosaur [classic children's music with new additions from kids around the world] Children's art featured in this podcast: D is for Dinosuar, as in, dis old dino, he ate one, he ate da baby, not dis-extinct-ie dung. With a great big chomp, and a roar from here to there, diaper scat is everywhere. D is for Dinosaurs (with a Diaper): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)... kids song is parody of the classic Nursery Rhyme "This Old Man (Knick-Knack Paddywhack)" and Barney's "I love you" songs] ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE Be sure to get your FREE D is for Dinosaurs COLORING PAGE Educational resources for parents and educators! LEARN MORE about Dinosaurs and the artists in this episode. Have fun, -- Josie (and dad) Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing the My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Podcast (promo)