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This one was never really lost, but it was close to not being released due to laziness and stuff. We’re joined by The Reverend William Strack and IT Man Dan this week as we discuss THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER MADE! I didn’t make a picture this time because I’m too damn busy watching stupid videos on youtube that are part mario part ghostbusters.

Holy cupcakes! In this episode Lysh talks about his crappy bachelor party experience, Adam gets angry at Seth for discovering what the space bar does and Seth and Jeff make virtual googly eyes at each other. It’s another funtastic episode! Love you!

Adam decides that going to a concert is more fun than talking about the movie this week. Lysh gently swats his pussy and Seth and Jeff talk. Oh yeah, it’s another episode of the F-List!

Lysh stays home in bed while Seth and Jeff talk a lot. Adam is tired and grumpy and pitches a great show for STA that gets shot down by the others.

Howdy! This week we learn how bad Windows 8 is for compatibility as Adam’s Skype constantly crashes, Lysh admits to his love of really really awful comedians and Seth and Jeff enjoy listening to each other talk at great length. It’s a good one!

Here we go! We finally get around to talking about our trip to PAX East, how amazing it was, how great it would have been if Ballsrog was there, how the Terrible Friends are lame because they didn’t come… Yeah. So, listen up. It’s great. Kerry Christensen is amazing. So is Zero Suit Samus cosplay girl at PAX.

The F-List is back! Oh what surprises we have in store for you! Oh what new and exciting features we’ve added! Oh what else has Lysh shoved his manhood into? All this and more on the welcome back episode!

I’m not even going to waste your time writing words here because you should really just go and listen to this podcast, the 2013 Bad Movie Olympics. It’s the conglomeration of the comedy that goes into the Terrible Friends Podcast and the F-List Bad Movie Podcast, and is hosted by Matt Clark from Gizmonic Institutes Radio ( and who is also an awesome guy). I don’t really have much else to say other than if you love any of the things I just listed, OR you love the concept of 7 dudes arguing about which one of their bad movies is the best worst bad movie based on a series of arbitrarily selected categories, then THIS IS FOR YOU. ENJOY SUCKAZ. Look for more NEW episodes of the F-List, Gizmonic Institutes Radio, Jake’s new show 2 Guys 1 Screen, and Matt and Jeff’s new show Video Games coming in the next few weeks! Thanks for listening!

The sound of the fanfare, the roar of the crowd, the fervor and sportsmanship exhibited by only the world’s finest athletes – you will find none of that here. This is the second annual bad movie Olympics, which is just seven dudes sitting around, seeing which can pick the worst movie. Or the most awesomely bad movie. Or the best worst movie. We’re not really sure. Either way, this is the opening ceremonies where we all announce which movies we’re entering into the fray. Stay tuned – next week will pit movie against movie in a battle to see which wins the most points in arbitrarily selected categories like “Best Pimp Robot” and “The Swing Swing By The All-American Rejects Award For Best Soundtrack”.   It’s great! It’s hilarious! Don’t miss it!   Oh! I almost forgot – here are the links to (most of) the movies! Haggard   The Stabalizer   Mommy   The Hottie and the Nottie   Footlose (Netflix streaming)   Sex Galaxy (Netflix streaming)   C.H.U.D. II – Bud the C.H.U.D. (Good luck finding this… film.)  

This here is what we like to call a “short”. Yep, it’s a short episode. I guess you could call it a bonus episode or something, but I like to call it a short. Not the kind of short that you put on in summer, but short as in that little man you know who thinks he’s tough and has a big truck and a lot of gold and stuff.

So we switched servers, lost a bunch of crap, pooped our pants a little, and watched as Seth actually handed over the power to do EVERYTHING to Adam and Jeff. Anyhow, we took all the movies we watched in 2012 and put them up against each other to find out what the best worst movie of the year was! Listen in kiddos, this is for real!

I hope you like pleasant surprises. Actually, for me, Glory Daze isn’t a surprise because it’s actually one of my favorite movies. I’ve seen it dozens of times but for whatever reason it has a sub-three star rating on Netflix. I guess people can’t handle how real it gets. Also the description is misleading. It’s not like Animal House at all. It’s a coming-of-age story where the lead character really, really doesn’t want to come-of-age. Also, the name is really awful. Enjoy the show.

A slight departure from the normal show as we recount our PAX East experience with F-List fan Cody Smith of the Internet. Did I say “slight departure?” I meant a “total departure,” because we just talk about video games and nerd shit. So apologies if you were expecting movie talk. It’ll return next week, for real.

We get a little crass and offensive on the regular, but for some reason we’re just hitting it out of the park during this episode. Right out of the gate we’re talking about puke. But in a really gross way. Honestly, I don’t know what possessed us to be so damn offensive, but I bet it has to do with the fact that the movie, “Master of Disguise,” is seriously offensive to the notion of good cinema. I won’t apologize, however, until Dana Carvey apologizes for this movie.

Poor Da Lysh had some serious problems when we recorded. He had to poop A LOT, and also his audio file sounds really bad. But fear not. The rest of us more than make up for it by being our usual selves, which is to say, we are witty and our sarcasm, biting. The movie is Norwegian Ninjas, which is super divisive.

It’s been so warm this March. In like a lion, out like a lamb? I don’t think so. More like in like a warm snuggle and out like a warmer snuggle. Lambs aren’t snuggly like you might think they are. They are mostly covered in their own crap. They have dead, soulless eyes. They smell like a barnyard. Don’t believe the hype. Lambs are a-holes.

Oh it’s on, now, ninjas. Ballsrog come in straight from the D to join us as we discuss the single finest moment in Juggalo cinema, Big Money Rustlas. It’s a movie about the old west and is 100% historically accurate. I think Ken Burns was involved since this is more like a documentary than a traditional Western. Surprises abound. Listen to it.

What a dumb idea for a movie villain. Slugs? Seriously? That’s not even scary, no matter what. This movie tries really hard to make slugs scary, but it shouldn’t have even tried at all. What’s even lamer is that it’s based on a novel. Someone wrote a book about scary blood-thirsty slugs. So dumb. So, so dumb. Slugs are gross for sure but not scary.

It’s an unusual movie that divides us so. Big Man Japan is definitely an unusual movie. It’s not even close to what I was expecting. It’s just this really weird Japanese movie, but it’s weird in a way I’m not used to. I mean, by now we’re all pretty accustomed to the weirdness of Japan, what with their panty-vending machines and nuclear meltdowns, but since the internet really got popular the weirdness of Japan has become sort of commonplace now. This movie brings back that special feeling of weirdness and joy that we all felt in 1999 when we first saw a tentacle hentai.

It was fun while it lasted, but watching enjoyable movies isn’t really the goal of this podcast. Thankfully The Video Dead exists to bring the show back to its senses. I don’t have anything clever to say about it here. Uh… it exists and can be watched. I think we were all hoping it was going to be this great old school VHS horror throwback, but it’s just this bad movie with no redeeming qualities. Whoa, hold on. This podcast is about Repo: The Genetic Opera, which is just terrible. Thanks to Oscar Santana, who is an actual radio professional, for pointing out this error.