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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
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78A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue. We are making history by it being the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever! Hurrah!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ahead of series two, the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1' book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed very early MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a fun filled book all about Belinda Blinked 1 with our all our observations and annotations on this mad piece of writing. Available from Amazon and by order from wherever you buy your books. Purchase a personally signed copy by Rocky from his Etsy store called RockysPavilion making a fabulous gift for any fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...whilst Dr Robbin's looks on... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I'm learning so much from these episodes lol
this is a wild story lol
Oh, the song at the end!!! So fantastic! The listeners REALLY go the extra mile in the podcast!
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OMG, the intro song! 🤣🤣🤣 I love how the listeners have made this podcast an interactive experience. 😂
I love the late mention of hot air ballooning in this--foreshadowing! 😂
“She ate her nipples…” 🤣🤣🤣
I’m not sure if everyone is hearing the same ad for BetterHelp that I am. (It’s an online therapy service, fyi.) Either way, every time the ad plays, I can’t help but think how appropriate it is- If I found a porno written by my dad, I’d definitely need therapy! 🤣
I’m so glad I found this podcast. I’ve been binge listening (is that a thing?) and just finished the 3rd episode. My stomach hurts from laughing so much! 🤣
ends abruptly for anyone else?
H If this is his dad's fantasy, he must be really creepy 🤮
all the hot air balloon references are such perfect foreshadowing hahaha
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James, I love your laugh. Please continue to bless us with it.
"good bottle of Australian Chardonnay"? says it all really ...
The fact this exists shows that Rocky is a mad mad man
the unheard bits was just the end but about Alice's hair?
OMeeeffffffiinnnnG I'M SO EXCITED!! MORE!!
Love the poorly disguised sniggering through this episode 😆
Just the trailer alone had laughing my ass off and wanting more. I will be writing one myself lol 😘😘😘🤔🤔😱🤔🤔😘😘
Alice and her 'bags of water' are making me snort Ribena over my satin bed linen this episode
frying my Brian killed me
Porn creators are a bunch of whore sisters
so not ready for this but here we go
I can't deal with this 😫
What's the point of existence anymore?!
NOOO
nooooooooooooo
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One of my favorite pofcasts
This is driving me mad! Halfway through the episode, it starts over again! It doesn’t rewind back to the beginning though. From where it is in the time marker, the audio from the beginning starts to play.
Thank you. I started this podcast right as I took a sip of coffee and the first word I heard was “clit”, and I proceeded to laugh and spit my coffee every. where.
This is the funniest podcast I have listened to. I love Alice’s reactions 😂😂😂
Sirens are the Greek singing temptresses, Harpies are bird women.
hilarious!!
the birthday messages at the end.. so sweet :’)
this was it. this was the episode that broke me.
I had an ex that used a thick candy cane as a sex toy. It was almost just as messy as Rocky describes it. Almost.
I accidentally listened to half of season five before the Xmas episode! It's batshit how much has happened between now and then
the american accent got me 😩😩😩😂😂😂