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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue. We are making history by it being the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever! Hurrah!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We have some news...

We have some news...

2022-11-1302:33

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

2015-11-0934:45

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

2015-11-1632:07

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Memory Morgan

Oh, the song at the end!!! So fantastic! The listeners REALLY go the extra mile in the podcast!

Aug 30th
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Aug 7th
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Memory Morgan

OMG, the intro song! 🤣🤣🤣 I love how the listeners have made this podcast an interactive experience. 😂

Jul 30th
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em k

I love the late mention of hot air ballooning in this--foreshadowing! 😂

Jun 21st
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Memory Morgan

“She ate her nipples…” 🤣🤣🤣

Jun 13th
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Memory Morgan

I’m not sure if everyone is hearing the same ad for BetterHelp that I am. (It’s an online therapy service, fyi.) Either way, every time the ad plays, I can’t help but think how appropriate it is- If I found a porno written by my dad, I’d definitely need therapy! 🤣

Jun 11th
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Memory Morgan

I’m so glad I found this podcast. I’ve been binge listening (is that a thing?) and just finished the 3rd episode. My stomach hurts from laughing so much! 🤣

Jun 11th
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Nupur D'souza

ends abruptly for anyone else?

May 10th
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Suzy Burns

H If this is his dad's fantasy, he must be really creepy 🤮

May 4th
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em k

all the hot air balloon references are such perfect foreshadowing hahaha

Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Leslie Clarke

James, I love your laugh. Please continue to bless us with it.

Feb 1st
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Ed Porter

"good bottle of Australian Chardonnay"? says it all really ...

Jan 31st
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Ethan “Stargeek123” Brown

The fact this exists shows that Rocky is a mad mad man

Dec 6th
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Sarah Kealey

the unheard bits was just the end but about Alice's hair?

Nov 16th
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Alijaha Moreno

OMeeeffffffiinnnnG I'M SO EXCITED!! MORE!!

Aug 1st
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Jay

Love the poorly disguised sniggering through this episode 😆

Mar 16th
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David Duncan

Just the trailer alone had laughing my ass off and wanting more. I will be writing one myself lol 😘😘😘🤔🤔😱🤔🤔😘😘

Feb 27th
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Jay

Alice and her 'bags of water' are making me snort Ribena over my satin bed linen this episode

Feb 14th
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Amandica

frying my Brian killed me

Jan 25th
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