My Internet Diary

This week Jordan shites on about the time he forgot how reflections work, his best and worst New Years ever, and the 90s. Plus he offers up an alternative, and frankly way cooler, list of New Years Resolutions for only the most criminal of listeners to try. Cowabunga, dickheads!

This week Jordan shites on about his patented PLAY procedure for buying presents, as well as attending the Avatar 2 premier dressed like Rick Astley. He also ends the podcast with a new feature called "Could I win..."

Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.| This weeks searches: - Roomba - Is it illegal to kill an alien?

Jordan is depressed, and boy does he want you to know it. He's fine though, honest. This week Jordan shites on about being sad (boo hoo), NOT taking your 14 year old child to a snooker hall every week, the date August 8th, as well as other random thoughts fired off from a sleep deprived brain. They can't all be gold, people! Searches: -What to do when you can’t sleep? -What was the worst year ever? -August 8th