Müstache Waxing with Cris and David

Promise an intriguing journey into the decadent world of Moscow's legendary Night Flight Club as we, your hosts David and Cris, delve into the club's illustrious history, notorious reputation, and sumptuous Nordic menu. Uncover the secrets behind the vodka shots served in frozen ice skates and the unexpected backstory of marinated herring in pickled beets and gherkins. Join us as we wander down memory lane, reminiscing about the club's high-class clientele, the luxurious imported items, and daily shipments of food from Sweden that made the Night Flight an oasis amidst famine. We'll discuss everything from the unique dishes to the intriguing aspect of prostitutes having to pay to work there. Get a taste of the wild and scandalous side of Moscow as we explore our favorite films featuring Russia or Russians and sex workers, and even decode some Led Zeppelin lyrics for good measure.Finally, we cast a critical eye on the Night Flight, rating everything from its daring horseradish vodka shot to its exotic menu, and award it  golden rings. Despite its unfortunate closure due to the COVID pandemic, the Night Flight Club lives on in our hearts and minds as a testament to the finer vices in life. So grab a glass, sit back, and prepare for a lively discussion filled with laughter, reminiscence, and a good dose of vice.

Jazz!

Silk on your dressFingerprints on your neckI'm a prince, I'm a kingI'm the fall, I'm the springI'm your favorite thingIt's a dangerous thingDig deep baby, dig deepI've been waiting for this shit all weekI've been waiting for this shit all yearAnd right now I seem to lack fear soOoh, she eyeing the bottleI pour up a cupShe pushin' the throttleShe swear it's the mollyYou look like a modelBelong in BugattiSo are you my shawty?Tell me girl are you my shawty?

It's time to get deep into Debutante Balls. 

It's time for that ball to drop. Kiss your mate tonight and your computer tomorrow. Happy New Year!

Cris and David James Pischke are back discussing the finer things in life in an all new Season Two honoring select holidays starting with Christmas. The newborn King of Kings received the very holy gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by the three wise guys from the East. How fine are they? Play along on the new game, "Who gold? Who frankincense? Who myrrh?". Then look into the future of Christmas with Cris and learn why Horse Cruise's dressage dancing takes a dramatic dark turn. Merry Müstache.

On this first season finale of Müstache Waxing, Cris and David:Take a look back at all the donkey/DickensRemember our finest guestsMake amends with In Memoriam of Class: TenTimes We Left Our Manners at the DoorListen to the cutting room floorRemember all the Costco momentsDiscuss the future of Müstache WaxingLook back at the finest of the fine: The five golden rings of season oneH.A.G.S.

Cris and David switch roles to discuss the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Cris tries to describe the art of horse dancing to David with little success. David tries to get Cris to make up entertaining translations of common dressage terms. Cris reveals the most important celebrities of the future and David plays loose with his golden rings. Shall we prance?

There is nothin' you can name that is anything like a dame.

Butlers, Barkleys, Batmans and bots.

Cris and David are joined by playwright and former Master of the House Philip Dawkins to discuss the mega hit musical Les Misérables.  Follow Philip on FacebookFollow Philip on Instagram @PhilipTheDawkinsFollow us on Instagram